Keeper Core Tiers: 2027

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Just like last year, we're gonna have AI take over the keeper tiers. So, yay for positivity! Note: We had five teams have no changeover from the previous year's keepers. That's gotta be a record right? I guess a third of the league was very satisfied with their team! [ 2026 Keeper Cores ]



TIER 1 — THE UNTOUCHABLE

SPDE Spade

SPDE enters 2027 with the strongest keeper core in SlamNation, and perhaps the most impressive part is that Randall didn’t have to change anything. All six keepers return from last year, led by Victor Wembanyama, who has quickly become the franchise centerpiece and one of the league’s most valuable long-term assets. Behind him are three more elite keepers in Devin Booker, Tyrese Maxey and Chet Holmgren, giving SPDE an unusual combination of established production and players who still have plenty of prime years ahead. Booker is especially notable: this will be his tenth season with SPDE, making him the link between multiple generations of the franchise even as Wemby takes over as its defining player. Maxey enters his fifth season and Herro his seventh, so much of this core has been developed and retained over time. Holmgren and Walker Kessler complete a frontcourt that should remain valuable for years. While several contenders reshaped their six this offseason, SPDE simply brings everyone back. There are teams that can challenge their star power, but nobody enters 2027 with a cleaner mix of top-end talent, youth, depth and continuity.



TIER 2 — THE HEAVYWEIGHTS

SCRM Screamin’ Eagles

SCRM has undergone one of the league’s fastest transformations without ever giving up its centerpiece. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander enters his sixth season with the Eagles and is now joined by Anthony Edwards, giving Jordan perhaps the best one-two combination in SlamNation. Edwards was already part of last year’s keeper group, but the supporting cast changes again: Bam Adebayo and Scoot Henderson are out, replaced by Anthony Davis and Derik Queen. Davis obviously pushes this core toward winning now, even if his age and durability make him a very different keeper asset than Ant or Shai, while Queen gives SCRM another young player to develop alongside Jalen Duren. Austin Reaves has also become far more than supporting filler and gives the group another prime-age player with substantial value. What makes SCRM especially dangerous is that it no longer depends entirely on Shai. Edwards can become the franchise’s next long-term anchor, while Shai remains firmly in his prime. SPDE is deeper from one through six, but if we are simply asking which team can put the most intimidating two names at the top of its keeper list, SCRM has a very good argument.

ILCN IL Conceived

Nobody does continuity quite like defending champ ILCN. Frank returns the exact same six for 2027, and several of these relationships now stretch back most of a decade: Donovan Mitchell enters his ninth season with ILCN, while Luka Doncic and Jaren Jackson Jr. enter their eighth and Darius Garland his seventh. That history matters because this isn’t an aging core being kept together out of sentimentality. Luka remains one of the league’s premier franchise assets, Paolo Banchero is still ascending, and Mitchell gives the roster another established star. Garland and Jackson provide high-level production behind them, while Matas Buzelis remains the youngest developmental piece and enters his third season with the franchise. There may be teams with more exciting collections of prospects, but very few have this combination of star power and security. ILCN knows exactly what it has and has spent years resisting the temptation to make change simply for the sake of change. That has created one of SlamNation’s most recognizable cores. The ceiling ultimately rests with Luka and Paolo, but there are no obvious weak spots behind them. It remains one of the safest and most valuable sixes in the league.

MELO Melo My Mind

MELO is another team that decided there was no reason to mess with a good thing. All six keepers return from 2026, producing one of the deepest and most balanced groups in the league. Jaylen Brown enters his seventh season with MELO and remains the bridge between the roster’s different generations. Kevin Durant and Pascal Siakam supply the veteran production, while Brandon Miller and Stephon Castle give the franchise two younger players capable of becoming increasingly important as that veteran group ages. RJ Barrett sits almost perfectly in the middle. The result is a roster without the singular dynasty centerpiece possessed by SPDE, SCRM or ILCN, but there is very little weakness from one through six. Durant is obviously the player whose keeper value has the shortest runway, yet MELO is better positioned for that eventual transition than many veteran teams because Miller and Castle are already established members of the six. This is also the rare roster where keeping everyone makes sense even though the ages range considerably. MELO can compete now without mortgaging its future, and if Miller or Castle makes another leap, this core could look even better a year from now.

CHMK Chunky Monkeys

CHMK also brings back all six keepers, but the interesting part is how quickly the identity of this roster has changed despite that continuity. Giannis Antetokounmpo only joined the keeper group last season and immediately became its veteran centerpiece, while Evan Mobley, Alperen Sengun and Amen Thompson represent a much younger foundation underneath him. That makes this a particularly appealing keeper construction: Giannis can still anchor a contender now without forcing Evan to sacrifice the future. Mobley enters his fourth season with CHMK, Sengun and Amen their third, and all three have become increasingly valuable pieces rather than merely promising young players. Jamal Murray provides another established producer, while Dyson Daniels is the sixth keeper with room to keep climbing. There was a period when CHMK’s identity was tied to an entirely different generation of stars, but this version feels built to survive another transition whenever Giannis eventually ages out of the top tier. SPDE and SCRM have more overwhelming superstar value at the very top, but CHMK may have one of the league’s strongest middle sections. There simply isn’t much here you would want to give back.



TIER 3 — THE SWING TEAMS

SWMP Swamp Dragons

This is the end of an era for SWMP. Paul George is gone after fourteen years with the Swamp Dragons, an extraordinary run that made him one of the defining players in franchise history. Deandre Ayton also exits after seven years, meaning two of Eddie’s longest-tenured keepers disappear at once. Yet this doesn’t feel like a collapse because Nikola Jokic remains, now entering his eleventh season with SWMP, and the younger generation underneath him has become good enough to carry much more of the roster. Jalen Johnson and Jalen Williams both enter their third seasons with the franchise and now look like foundational pieces rather than complementary prospects. Zach LaVine, entering his sixth season, provides another familiar veteran presence, while Jalen Suggs and Toumani Camara replace George and Ayton. The result is a younger core without requiring a full rebuild. There is obviously no replacing fourteen years of Paul George from a franchise-history standpoint, but from a keeper-value standpoint SWMP was ready to make the transition. Jokic still gives them an elite centerpiece, and the two Jalens provide a credible path toward whatever comes after him. The old Swamp Dragons are disappearing, but the next version is already here.

FUNK Funk Coalition

No keeper core changed more dramatically than FUNK. A year ago Jayson Tatum was surrounded by Lauri Markkanen, Myles Turner, Jakob Poeltl, Jabari Smith Jr. and Reed Sheppard. Four of those six are now gone. In their place come Cooper Flagg, Dylan Harper, Kon Knueppel and VJ Edgecombe, turning FUNK into an extraordinary bet on one young generation. Tatum, entering his ninth season with the franchise, suddenly looks almost comically old next to the rest of his teammates, but that is precisely what makes the construction interesting. He provides the established superstar that most rebuilding teams spend years trying to find, while Flagg immediately becomes the most valuable young piece FUNK has put beside him in years. Harper, Knueppel and Edgecombe add three more high-upside assets, and Sheppard enters his third season as the only other survivor from last year. There is considerably more projection here than with the teams above FUNK; these players still have to become what their talent suggests. But keeper rankings are also about owning value before it becomes obvious. FUNK sacrificed a productive mid-vet middle class to create arguably the league’s best collection of young upside. The floor dropped, but the ceiling went through the roof.

KSKT Krispy Kreme Team

KSKT continues to be one of SlamNation’s strangest combinations of enormous upside and enormous uncertainty. Cade Cunningham and Tyrese Haliburton give the roster two elite guards around whom you could comfortably build a franchise, while Zion Williamson remains the kind of player whose ceiling makes him almost impossible to abandon. Michael Porter Jr. enters his eighth season with KSKT and has quietly become the longest-tenured player on the roster, with Zion entering his seventh and Haliburton and Kristaps Porzingis their sixth. The lone change is significant mostly because of that continuity: Anfernee Simons leaves after four seasons, with Norman Powell taking his place. Powell raises the veteran floor but does little to solve the larger question surrounding this core, which remains health. Porzingis and Zion can be enormously valuable when available, but their risk makes KSKT harder to place alongside the more stable groups above them. Still, there is a difference between uncertainty and lack of talent. KSKT has talent everywhere, particularly at the top, and Cade’s continued rise gives the franchise another true centerpiece alongside Haliburton. Few teams have a wider range of possible outcomes in 2027.

FJUB Fat Jubas

FJUB continues the renovation that began over the last couple of seasons, replacing Isaiah Hartenstein and Zaccharie Risacher with Kawhi Leonard and Kyshawn George. Neither departing player had deep roots with the franchise, so this feels less like an era change and more like Eric continuing to search for the right six around Karl-Anthony Towns and Trae Young. Both stars enter their third seasons with FJUB and remain the obvious foundation. OG Anunoby gives the group another established two-way contributor, while Trey Murphy III is particularly interesting because his keeper value still has room to grow. Kawhi is the unusual addition: he brings considerably more immediate upside than a typical fifth keeper, but his age and availability make him difficult to value alongside younger assets. Kyshawn George provides the opposite proposition, with much of his value tied to what he might become. That mix makes FJUB stronger and more balanced than some previous versions of the roster. It still lacks the long history of ILCN or SPDE and the overwhelming youth of FUNK, but the top four are legitimate building blocks. If Murphy continues ascending and George develops, this could move up quickly; if Kawhi declines, the younger pieces become even more important.

BUFF Buffy

BUFF remains perhaps the league’s purest collection of established, sensible basketball players. Andrew Wiggins is the lone departure from last year’s six, replaced by Lauri Markkanen, which is a meaningful upgrade without changing the character of the roster. Jalen Brunson has become the top-end engine this group needed, while Domantas Sabonis enters his ninth season with Buffy and Brandon Ingram his tenth. Those two have provided remarkable continuity through several different versions of the franchise. Mikal Bridges and Coby White return as useful prime-age pieces, and Markkanen adds another proven scorer who should fit comfortably into the middle of the core. The obvious limitation is that there isn’t much speculative upside here. Unlike FUNK or SBUK, Buffy isn’t waiting for several young players to double in value; most of these players are already close to what they are going to be. That matters in a keeper ranking. But it also gives Roger an extremely high floor, and there is value in knowing that almost every spot in the six should produce. BUFF may never be the most exciting keeper group, but it remains one of the easiest to trust.



TIER 4 — BETWEEN ERAS

SBUK So Buckets

The biggest story at SBUK is not who arrived. It is who finally left. Joel Embiid’s eleven-year run with So Buckets is over, ending one of the longest and most important player-franchise relationships in SlamNation. Embiid had been a fixture here for more than a decade, but his departure makes the direction unmistakable: this is now Franz Wagner, Alex Sarr, Ausar Thompson and Ace Bailey’s team. Wagner enters his fifth season with SBUK and becomes the clearest prime-age centerpiece, while Sarr and Ausar provide two more young building blocks and Bailey arrives as the newest upside swing. Desmond Bane remains a useful bridge between the generations. Then there is Kyrie Irving, somehow entering his fifteenth season with SBUK and now standing alone as the franchise’s connection to an earlier era. That contrast makes this one of the most interesting sixes in the league: one extraordinarily long-tenured veteran surrounded by a core that is rapidly getting younger. Losing Embiid lowers the immediate ceiling, but holding him forever would eventually have delayed the transition. SBUK finally chose a direction. The question now is whether one of its young players can grow into the kind of franchise-defining keeper Embiid was.

SOUR Sour Snails

SOUR is slowly undergoing a transition that would have seemed impossible a few years ago: becoming something other than Stephen Curry’s team. Curry is still here, of course, entering an astonishing seventeenth season with the Sour Snails, easily one of the defining player-team relationships in league history. But Scottie Barnes now represents the future of the franchise, while Deni Avdija has developed into another important prime-age keeper. Dejounte Murray and Miles Bridges return as useful middle pieces, and Ajay Mitchell replaces Jimmy Butler, whose three-season run comes to an end--but he could return to the franchise again as he has before during its glory days. The change makes SOUR younger without forcing a complete rebuild, although the core still has a significant question looming over it: what does this look like when Curry is finally gone? Barnes is good enough to provide an answer, but SOUR would benefit enormously from another younger player developing into a top-tier asset alongside him. For now, Curry remains valuable enough that there is no reason to force the issue. His longevity is remarkable precisely because he has survived multiple versions of this roster. The seventeenth season may belong to Curry historically, but increasingly the next era belongs to Barnes.

ABCX Another Bad Creation

ABCX finally appears to be narrowing down what it wants its next core to look like. LaMelo Ball remains the centerpiece and enters his sixth season with the franchise, while Josh Giddey returns after joining the keeper group last year. Ivica Zubac provides the veteran stability. Around them, however, the younger supporting cast has been completely refreshed: Bennedict Mathurin is gone after three seasons, Jaden Ivey after two, and Yves Missi after one. Ayo Dosunmu, Donovan Clingan and Keyonte George take their places. None of those departures qualifies as the end of a franchise era, but collectively they show ABCX moving on from a previous batch of developmental bets that never quite became foundational players. Clingan is particularly interesting because a young center with his profile can gain keeper value quickly, while Keyonte George gives the roster another guard with upside. The concern remains the same as last year: after LaMelo, who becomes the second truly elite keeper? Giddey may have the best chance. ABCX is deeper and more coherent than it has been at times in the past, but it still needs one of these younger players to make a significant jump.

SQSQ Squirtle Squad

SQSQ finally gets younger, although “younger” is doing some work when LeBron James and James Harden remain two of the six. Anthony Davis, DeMar DeRozan and Daniel Gafford are all gone, with Bam Adebayo, Payton Pritchard and Saddiq Bey replacing them. None of the departures had especially long tenure with the franchise, so this is more roster correction than historic breakup. Bam is easily the most important addition because he gives SQSQ a legitimate prime-age anchor beyond its veteran stars, while Pritchard offers another useful player with room to maintain or increase his value. Derrick White returns for his second season and fits that same middle timeline. LeBron, meanwhile, enters his seventh season with the Squirtle Squad, and Harden his second. The problem is that the two biggest names remain assets whose long-term keeper value can only move in one direction. SQSQ should still get plenty of production from this six in the short term, but there is no obvious young superstar waiting behind them. Bam makes the transition less frightening than it was last year. He doesn’t completely solve it. This is a better-balanced core, but one still caught between eras.



TIER 5 — UNDER CONSTRUCTION

TRUO Truo Thien

TRUO returns the same six keepers from 2026, which gives Thien plenty of continuity but also leaves the central question unanswered: where is the elite franchise piece? Julius Randle enters his seventh season with TRUO and remains the longest-tenured member of the group, while Jalen Green reaches his fifth. De’Aaron Fox and Cam Thomas are now entering their third seasons, with Kel’el Ware and Zach Edey each beginning their second. That creates a reasonable spread of ages and development stages, and there are certainly paths to improvement. Ware and Edey are young bigs worth holding, while Green still has the talent to become more valuable than he currently is. Fox provides reliable high-level production and Randle remains useful. But keeper leagues reward scarcity at the very top, and TRUO is still missing the player that other owners would consider nearly untouchable. Running everyone back therefore feels less convincing here than it does for SPDE or ILCN. The hope is that continuity allows one of the younger pieces to emerge rather than simply preserving a middle-tier core. There are six defensible keepers here. TRUO now needs one or two of them to become something more.

MEMM Memphis MonStars

MEMM is barely old enough to have traditions, and Austin is already rebuilding it. Kawhi Leonard, Nikola Vucevic and Keegan Murray are gone after only one season in last year’s keeper group, replaced by pre-draft trade acquisitions Andrew Nembhard, Cedric Coward and Peyton Watson. That leaves Onyeka Okongwu, entering his third season, as the longest-tenured player in the six, while Ja Morant and Josh Hart return for their second. The direction is obvious: the MonStars are moving away from veteran names and toward younger players whose keeper value could still grow. Ja remains the key to everything. At his best he is the only player here with the talent to function as a true franchise centerpiece, but the group behind him remains largely developmental. Okongwu has become a useful keeper, Nembhard offers stability, and Coward and Watson give MEMM two more chances to find an ascending asset. This is probably not a six designed to dominate immediately, and that is fine if the goal is to establish a younger foundation. Compared with the aging UFOS teams that preceded MEMM, there is at least a coherent direction. The next step is harder: somebody besides Ja has to become a player Austin would hate to trade.


THE 2027 TIERS

  • TIER 1 — SPDE
  • TIER 2 — SCRM, ILCN, MELO, CHMK
  • TIER 3 — SWMP, FUNK, KSKT, FJUB, BUFF
  • TIER 4 — SBUK, SOUR, ABCX, SQSQ
  • TIER 5 — TRUO, MEMM

The most striking thing about 2027 is how many different ways there now are to build a valuable keeper core. SPDE and ILCN have created value through years of continuity. SCRM accumulated two genuine superstars. CHMK rebuilt around a younger middle while adding Giannis. SWMP is finally turning the page on Paul George without sacrificing Jokic. SBUK is doing the same after eleven years of Embiid. And FUNK has gone in the opposite direction from almost everyone, keeping Tatum and essentially starting over everywhere else.

That makes 2027 feel less like a reshuffling of last year’s rankings and more like the beginning of a new cycle. Some of SlamNation’s longest-running player-franchise partnerships are ending just as a new group of young keepers arrives.

The old cores aren’t gone yet. But for the first time, we can clearly see what is replacing them.

Keepers 2027

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Trade: Draft Lottery Results & Mega-Trade

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First up, a quick 2027 lottery draft recap. Congrats to Austin! MEMM won the first overall pick with their 14% chance, and then things got wonky. Note: MEMM, ABCX, and TRUO all shared the same odds for the first pick. [ 2027 Draft Lottery Odds & Karma Rankings | Draft and Draft Lottery 2027 ]

After 2027 RD1.1 went to MEMM, FUNK leapt up from RD1.4 to RD1.2 (45.1% chance of a top-four pick), SBUK from RD1.6 to RD1.3 (37.0%), and KSKT from RD1.9 all the way up to RD1.4 (20.3%).

That meant that ABCX and TRUO were pushed down in the draft, giving them picks RD1.5 and RD1.6 respectively. In addition, because FUNK stayed in the top four, they retained their 2027 RD1 from the clutches of Chunky Monkeys, instead handing over their 2028 RD1 instead from Trade ID#175.

So, did the new lottery system work? Sort of? MEMM had the worst record and got the top pick, which they likely would not have done in a Toilet Bowl format, but ABCX and TRUO did suffer by dropping out of the top four...

Anyhow, we’ll likely retain this same lottery odds system, even as the NBA entirely changed theirs recently. I think we should retain these odds for five years, at least, before re-evaluating, so we have some data to work with. We’ll discuss this all in the offseason though, of course!

Meanwhile, at the new “we won the lottery” afterparty held this past weekend at an undisclosed location, team representatives for KSKT, SBUK, FUNK, and MEMM started talking. Drunk off non-alcoholic beverages, high on karma and good fortune, these four owners wondered if they could somehow work out a deal that might be beneficial for all.

With the NBA having finished their rookie draft about a week ago, preferences for which players each SlamNation owner wanted took shape. As fate would have it, there was a clear delineation between the first four picks—potential generational rookies, all of them—and the rest of the 2026 draft class.

Among the top-three of AJ Dybantsa, Darryn Peterson, and Cam Boozer, there was some debate which would go number one. Plus, some pundits thought that Caleb Wilson—he of the nuclear athleticism—would eventually be the top star of this class despite being a step below in current evaluations.

After some light negotiating and can-do spirit, here was the historic four-way trade that was made:

Trade ID#181

  • SBUK receives 2027 MEMM RD1.1
  • KSKT receives 2027 FUNK RD1.2
  • FUNK receives 2027 SBUK RD1.3
  • MEMM receives 2027 KSKT RD1.4

MEMM also receives

  • 2028 KSKT RD1 (via KSKT)
  • Cedric Coward (via FUNK)
  • Nickeil Alexander-Walker (via SBUK)
  • Andrew Nembhard (via KSKT)

In short, every draft position changed, with SBUK now selecting first overall in 2027. After determining that SBUK should have the highest karma rankings, this franchise can now finally select RD1.1!!!

KSKT moves up two slots up to RD1.2, and will send out their 2028 KSKT RD1 and Andrew Nembhard for the privilege.

FUNK slides down a slot to RD1.3, sending Cedric Coward to MEMM. Yes, they are paying to move down in the draft, but the reward for them is the joy of pulling off such a huge trade!

MEMM goes from RD1.1 to RD1.4, and will collect the 2028 KSKT RD1, and three new players for their upcoming 2027 keeper roster.

All teams already know who they’ll select with their RD1.1-1.4 picks, but we’ll keep some suspense alive for our yearly draft later this season.

Thanks to Austin, Jon, Josh, and Matt. Especially to Matt for kicking off all this conversatsion off! A four-way, pre-draft, all lottery winners trade?! Win, win, win, win!!!!

Draft Lottery Odds & Karma Rankings 2026

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Remember our big draft shake up? Here are the new rules, for reference. And above is the official draft lottery odds for this Sunday’s upcoming NBA draft lottery. Each of our SlamNation picks is attached to a NBA team, as you can see in the chart.

  • Picks #1-4 are awarded by a drawing of ping pong balls.
  • Then the remaining lottery teams, sorted by record, fill out picks #5-16.

The percentage chance that a pick will result in the #1 pick is shown in the second blue column, and the chance of a #1-4 pick is shown in the third column. Note: The odds are a little bit off from the official NBA ones we had preseason, because of tie-breakers I believe.

As for next season, when NBA draft lottery reform is likely coming, we’ll have to re-evaluate what we do. Maybe we do our own draft lottery using these NBA odds, or we figure out some other way to match the new NBA system. Either way, for now, we know who to cheer for on Sunday!



And while we’re at it, inspired by the Ringer’s NBA Lottery Desperation Rankings, we’ll take a look at SlamNation’s 2026 Draft Lottery Karma Rankings. Who deserves to win the number one pick!?!

1. SBUK x MEM (9 percent)

Here is the true victim of the SWMP Rule. At least Eddie got to make their number one overall picks, poor Josh was denied twice in back-to-back years, winning the Toilet Bowl in 2019 and 2020—the latter by technicality since it was post-COVID—but was pushed down to #3 both times. In 2021, that resulted in missing out on Zion Williamson and Ja Morant for RJ Barrett. And then in 2022 that was missing out on LaMelo Ball and James Wiseman, while drafting Killian Hayes. Okay that 2022 one is on SBUK scouting maybe. The three picks directly after Hayes was Tyrese Haliburton, Deni Avdija, and somehow Anthony Edwards (2022 RD1.6). Wow, everyone whiffed on Edwards eh?

SBUK did get Kyrie Irving (2012 RD1.1) first overall but that was off the heels of the dispersal draft in his first year as a a SlamNation owner. We kind of owe SBUK a first overall pick don’t we? Adding AJ Dybansta to Ace Bailey would fast track SBUK’s youth movement considerably!

2. TRUO x BKN  (14 percent)

There’s no better match of desperation for a top pick in the NBA and SlamNation. Brooklyn always tries hard to build a contender and then flames out, while TRUO tries hard but can’t get back to their previous winning ways. Thien has always fought hard, put up solid Games Played numbers, and never hard tanked, but they have been quite bad for seven years running.

Their previous high picks resulted in John Wall (2011 RD1.1), Jalen Green (2022 RD1.2), Zach Edey (2025 RD1.2), Dwayne Wade (2010 RD1.3), and Keegan Murray (2023 RD1.4). Basically, aside from Wade in our inaugural year and sort of Wall, TRUO hasn’t really gotten a franchise player through the top rounds of the draft. Is this their shot to get a real one? Will having four possible generational players muddle up the scouting? We think TRUO deserves to find out. The only thing keeping them out of the top karma slot is that they’ll likely have more chances at the top, as their two-year cumulative record will likely remain low next season.

3. MEMM x WAS (14 percent)

With just one year under his belt, Austin piloted a one-team dispersal team to three wins, which equaled the win total from UFOS over the past two seasons. For that alone, MEMM deserves some draft karma. While MEMM did trade for Ja Morant, it’s no knock to say that he is no longer a franchise cornerstone. Having selected Jordan Poole (2026 RD1.7) with their first pick last year, we’d like to see Austin get at least a top-two selection to really get this new franchise humming.

4. BUFF x DAL (6.7 percent)

This team has been a roller coaster ride all over the place. Would a generational talent elevate them tremendously and make them more consistent? Yes it would! The top pick draft history for BUFF has been so-so. Brandon Ingram (2017 RD1.2) is still with the team, and theoretically 2011 RD1.2 Baron Davis helped them to a 13-6 record that season, but Roger did pass up on young talent such as then rookie DeMarcus Cousins. In ensuing years, BUFF took Trae Young (2019 RD1.4) and Dylan Harper (2026 RD1.2) with high picks, but both ended up on FUNK soon after. We would like to see what BUFF can do with a top pick this year, especially because it also gives the Mavericks another star to pair with Cooper Flagg.

5. SQSQ x CHA (0.17 percent)

Despite having the best two-year cumulative record, SQSQ hasn’t had any top end young talent in awhile. They’ve secured the second overall pick twice, in 2018 and 2024, but those picks ended up being Lonzo Ball and Scoot Henderson. They also won the Toilet Bowl in 2021, but that first overall pick was already earmarked for KSKT, off the back of a Gary Trent and SQSQ 2022 RD1 for um, Mason Plumlee...ouch. However, with a constant all-in mentality, a history of crushing playoff disappointments, and a roster full of win-now guys like LeBron James and James Harden, we wouldn’t mind seeing a top pick going SQSQ’s way. It would take a lottery miracle to get them to number one this year, but why not?! [Edit: This pick is actually SCRM's, via the James Harden and Scoot Henderson trade last season. So this is two shots at a top pick for Jordan!]

6. MELO x GSW (2 percent)

Our friend Jack has never picked at the top of the draft, even in their dispersal year, when they went number three. They have however, picked second overall once, and that was um, James Wiseman (2021 RD1.2). With a roster that is dotted with young talent and a rising star in Stephon Castle, could there be some momentum for MELO getting another top pick to take them closer to real contention. Sure, why not?

7. ABCX x IND (14 percent)

While ABCX has been very bad in recent years--including a winless 2024 season—they have also been an agent in their own destruction. For the most part, ABCX does put in the Games Played work, and we can see the case for them being a hard working franchise that just needs a break. However, with few waiver wire moves, fewer trades, and a keeper core that is perpetually on the weaker end, this once winning franchise seems like it needs a focus refresh more than a top pick. Granted, getting a franchise player might give them the exact jolt of energy they need, but let’s look at their history.

Back in 2014, they selected Ben McLemore first overall. Okay, pass since that year was a weird mess, with Victor Oladipo, Michael Carter-Williams, Cody Zeller, and Anthony Bennett as the next rookies taken. But in 2020 and 2021, ABCX got Ja Morant (2020 RD1.2) and LaMelo Ball (2021 RD1.1) as back-to-back exciting cornerstones. However, Morant and Ball have proven to be less than reliable and now the roster is still in a dire state. We’d like to see ABCX pick themselves up by the bootstraps before we give them too many karma points here.

8. FJUB x ATL (6.8 percent)

Through everything, FJUB stays winning! Three Finals appearances in six years, one championship, and we’d argue that FJUB is the perfect example of how not having top draft picks doesn’t prevent you from having overall success. Eric has never picked higher than ninth in a draft—Robin Lopez (2011 RD1.9) and Steve Nash (2014 RD1.9)—and is competitive every season. Ironically, FJUB is the franchise that brought up the “we need to help bad teams” that led us to this new lottery system. What a mensch this guy! Doesn’t take away top picks, wants to give them to others, maybe FJUB deserves to finally get a top pick?!

9. SWMP x OKC (1.5 percent)

Do we cheer for the team that was the genesis of the SWMP Rule, thus denying top-tier Toilet Bowl teams top-two picks from 2018 on? Hum… We’d say that the owner of Nikola Jokic deserves nothing but this franchise was also the one who picked Markelle Fultz (2018 RD1.1) and DeAndre Ayton (2019 RD1.1) with their back-to-back first overall selections. So uh, sure, we could give them a re-do? Plus, SWMP has yet to win a title despite much regular season success, so they could use something to push them over the top!

10. SCRM x CHA (0.17 percent)

Does Jordan need any help getting talent for his team? I think not! While SCRM has only picked very high once—resulting in 2022 RD1.3 Evan Mobley—Jordan has proven to have no problem finding success through non-draft means. They won the 2025 title after all so a high pick isn’t needed here, as much fun as it would be to see the Hornets add another All-Star.

11. CHMK x MIL (3 percent)

Another case of a franchise who had some shots at number one but kind of flubbed it. Andrew Wiggins (2015 RD1.1) and Jabari Smith Jr. (2023 RD1.1) were not legendary first overall picks. Actually, CHMK has picked first twice, second twice, and third twice, along with fourth once. Those players? Wiggins, Smith Jr., Chris Paul, Jabari Parker, Amen Thompson, VJ Edgecombe (technically drafted by CHMK but traded away), and Richuan Holmes. Let’s keep this draft room away from shooting themselves in the foot shall we? Evan generates success through trades, waiver wire pickups, and stocking up on Jalens. Heck, his current keeper core was already selected as the best in the land this season, so CHMK does not need a high draft pick.

12. SOUR x SAC (11.5 percent)

Want to know what happened the last, and only, time Trieu got the first overall pick? Way back in our inaugural set up draft, SOUR selected LeBron James (2010 RD1.1). Did that have anything to do with their subsequent six titles? Well not really. Sure, they won the 2010 title off the back of LeBron, but then Trieu graciously traded The King away to Nande ReBuRonSAN for Kevin Love and Gilbert Arenas, in a gallant attempt to keep Mikey interested. So no, SOUR hasn’t won six rings because he got the number overall pick fifteen-plus years ago. But can we be sure that karma wasn’t working in his favor when he gifted LeBron away? Does anyone really wanna find out what happens if Trieu gets this year’s top pick? I sure don’t!

Also, the one other time SOUR had a top pick, Trieu wisely selected Damian Lillard (2013 RD1.2) so I think he’s been given enough. Plus, despite a soft tank to three wins last year, his roster has plenty of exciting young talent. Yang Hansen baby! So let’s see Steph Curry retire before we give SOUR any more freebies. Sorry champ, you’re the best and we’d like to keep you down…

13. KSKT x CHI (4.5 percent)

Matt absolutely nailed their one first overall pick—which was the result of a trade—with Cade Cunningham (2022 RD1.1). And they also snagged Tyrese Haliburton (2021 RD1.4) a year earlier as well. With the steadiest keeper core in the league that is still quite young, recent 2024 champ KSKT absolutely does not need more shots at top draft picks. Unless that pick can result in a super doctor for Zion Willamson, Haliburton, and Kristaps Porzingis.

14. ILCN x CHA (0.17 percent)

This team just won the 2026 title behind Luka Doncic, Paolo Banchero, and Donovan Mitchell. I think that’s enough top end talent for any team. All of ILCN’s karma points were cashed in when other owners passed up Doncic (2019 RD1.2) and Banchero (2023 RD1.3) in their rookie drafts.

15. FUNK x UTA (11.5 percent)

Has picked first overall in the past two drafts--with a 2025 Toilet Bowl win and a 2024 TB runner-up-- resulting in Cooper Flagg and Reed Sheppard, respectively. There’s no way FUNK deserves another number one pick. Their 2027 RD1 top-four protected pick is owed to CHMK though, so if it falls outside the top four, there could be some juicy drama there.

16. SPDE x MIA (1 percent)

Randall scooped up Chet Holmgren (2023 RD1.2) and Victor Wembanyama (2024 RD1.1) in back-to-back years, I think we’re good here.

2026 Championship: The Luka Show

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Entering Sunday night, the 2026 SlamNation title was still on the line. After a revamped playoff system—with twelve total teams battling it out—we still had zero upsets. Could FJUB pull off the sneaky win versus top seeded ILCN? While the eventual 6-3 win looked impressive, analysts can confirm that heading into the last day, 3PT, STL, BLK, and even FG% was all up for grabs. Despite being lower seeded, FJUB was seen as the favorite heading into this matchup.

However, FJUB suffered from lineup issues immediately, as Monday saw Kawhi Leonard miss a game, Trae Young leave at halftime—never to return for the week—and all that drama portending a roller coaster week. Injuries would play havoc with both teams throughout the championship matchup, as ILCN’s Donovan Mitchell suffered a bruised cornea in practice and could barely see or shoot. Heck, Brice Sensabaugh dropped forty-one points on Wednesday and was so tired that he missed the next two games!

Overall, ILCN was on fire offensively, ending up with 633 PTS behind Luka’s 169 points in four games, a 42.3 ppg average. In addition, ILCN received two pretty random 41-point games from Sensabaugh and Darius Garland. All this and both teams were firing up near 0.500 FG% for most of the week! Without Young however, FJUB was toast in AST but would be gifted TOS as compensation, as ILCN had the most turnovers in Slam this year. For FJUB, with both percentage categories likely locked up, the matchup would come down to defense and three point shooting.

The back and forth wasn’t just happening on the court either, as Frank and Eric both used the free agent pile quite impressively, unearthing some true randoms like Javon Small, Jalen Slawson, Taylor Hendricks, Rasheer Fleming, Jamir Watkins, and Jordan Goodwin in a battle to pump up those STL and BLK numbers. Heading into Sunday, ILCN was up +15 3PT, +11 STL, and +11 BLK, while FJUB had a whole slate of eight guys to go. Unfortunately for them, not one block was recorded on Sunday—a miracle frankly—and they fell four threes and four steals short of stealing a back door victory against ILCN. The week was much closer than the final score looked!

For ILCN, Buzelis led the way with seven blocks, and was a secret MVP of the team, as he helped carry ILCN past a dangerous SPDE team in the semis, and had averages of 21.3 PTS, 3.4 3PT, and 1.7 BLK over the past month of games. Then there was the offensive powerhouses of Donovan Mitchell and Paolo Banchero, the latter of whom contributed solid counting stats and unexpected defense as well. Playoff free agents Brice Sensabaugh and Cody Williams had timely big games too, while Rudy Gobert and Jaden McDaniels sprang back to life just in time to contribute.

And lest we forget, the important playoff-run return of Darius Garland, who hit eight threes in his last game to seal the deal for ILCN.  Lastly, Luka Doncic, known more for his offensive game, led ILCN with seven blocks in the semifinals and then averaged three steals a game in the Finals—totaling twelve—to lead the team during championship week. Without Doncic’s defense, ILCN would not be ring holders right now. Luka also bowed out with his eighteenth technical on Saturday night, earning a mandated one game suspension that might have hurt if it was handed out just one game earlier. Even Doncic’s technicals were on point this season!

All in all, super congratulations to ILCN, our 2026 SlamNation champions, and let’s take a look at how they got to the exalted mountaintop!


Franchise History

Back in the nether years, Frank grew up with a handful of our fellow San Diego SlamNation owners, playing fantasy and IRL football and basketball. For some reason he didn’t start playing this fantasy league with us until 2018. Having gone to university in Chicago, Frank named his new franchise IL Conceived, and took over for a moribund Jedis franchise. After eight lackluster seasons, Jedi Knights was coming off a 24-115-5 overall record and had never made the playoffs. Their last season in Slam was a decrepit 0-18-1 affair.

It was a low bar but ILCN cleared it quickly! Initially, ILCN’s six man keeper core was Jeff Teague, Jrue Holiday, Tim Hardaway Jr, Willie Cauley-Stein, Aaron Gordon, and Justise Winslow for their first year. Ouch! However, Coach Frank piloted that crew to a respectable 8-12-1 initial campaign, and managed to make the 2018 Toilet Bowl finals as well, securing a top two pick. Then, with the option to re-enter the dispersal, ILCN joined new owners Hilt the Stilt and Snack Bears in dispersing, emerging with Donovan Mitchell, Draymond Green, Dennis Smith Jr., Dario Saric, Marc Gasol, and Will Barton as their new keepers.

This sophomore year was the true beginning of ILCN’s rise, as that 2019 RD1.2 would turn into Luka Doncic, and last dispersal pick Will Barton was traded pre-draft to SPDE for 2019 RD1.3, which would result in rookie Jaren Jackson Jr. In fact, all six of Frank’s core was originally drafted as rookies by him, which is pretty astounding. (Note: 2023 champion KSKT also had a lot of homegrown players, but only four of six were originally drafted by them.)

  • Donovan Mitchell, 2018 RD2.1
  • Luka Doncic, 2019 RD1.2
  • Jaren Jackson Jr., 2019 RD1.3
  • Darius Garland, 2020 RD1.4
  • Paolo Banchero, 2023 RD1.3
  • Matas Buzelis, 2025 RD3.12

During their nine years in Slam, ILCN has gone 91-74-4—currently ninth for owners all time—qualified for the playoffs six times, captured a Chamberlain Conference title in 2021, and then had this year’s regular season crown as well as the Finals win. Historically, ILCN fluctuated between respectable and almost contender a few times before--and often suffered from untimely injuries--but never reached higher than a fourth seed overall. In fact, ILCN had never gotten past the first round in four tries before 2026, nor ever secured a playoff victory. So this 2026 run really was something special!


Transactions History

The first trade in ILCN history netted sophomore Jaylen Brown, followed by a twenty-five year old Harrison Barnes. Both were dispersed away the following season, but that set the stage for ILCN’s general roster strategy: go young! We already talked about ILCN’s Will Barton for Jaren Jackson Jr. swap, which was a real winner in hindsight.

There were a few more trades in 2019, such as a many-pick doozy between ILCN and SOUR, as SOUR buffed up for a title run while giving ILCN a handful of future picks. After that 2019 season however, most of ILCN’s moves were lower caliber, consisting of acquiring high upside plays for cheap—Markelle Fultz for example--and selling off extra keepers pre-draft for picks: Julius Randle, Montrezl Harrell, and Walker Kessler come to mind. The only other big trade of note for ILCN was a 2022 exchange, where they acquired Bradley Beal for Draymond Green, Jerami Grant, and Wendell Carter Jr.

Mostly, ILCN prefers to build through the draft, and they certainly have had a sharp eye for young talent, as exhibited in the rookies they've drafted list below:

  • 2018 RD1.3 Dennis Smith Jr.
  • 2018 RD2.1 Donovan Mitchell
  • 2019 R1.2 Luka Doncic
  • 2019 RD1.3 Jaren Jackson Jr.
  • 2019 RD2.5 Miles Bridges
  • 2020 RD1.4 Darius Garland
  • 2023 RD1.3 Paolo Banchero
  • 2023 RD3.11 Walker Kessler
  • 2024 RD4.4 Dereck Lively II
  • 2025 RD3.12 Matas Buzelis
  • 2025 RD5.12 Cody Williams
  • 2026 RD2.7 Egor Denim
  • 2026 RD4.7 Jeremiah Fears
With most of their core entering the prime of their careers--everyone is twent-six or below, except for Mitchell, who is twenty-nine--will ILCN continue to acquire talent or move toward defending their title for another few years? We're excited to find out in 2027!


As for FJUB, this was their fourth Finals appearance, and coming off a 5-12-1 campaign last season, even making it to the 2026 championship game has to be seen as a big success. Going all-in on Kawhi Leonard early was a great call, even though Leonard eventually missed two games in the final week. Still, FJUB was already playing the finale with a hand tied behind their back, as Peyton Watson and Kyshawn George were already injured heading into the playoffs, with Trae Young an in-and-out participant as well. Overall however, FJUB’s one season dip seems to have been very temporary and they are right back to being a true blue contender!