RD2 Previews: 2015

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Chamberlain Conference
#1 Sour Snails (17-1-1) vs #3 Fat Jubas (11-6-2)
Trieu’s been here before. Many times in fact. Post-season favorite and then upsetsville. Last year it was to eventual champion Eron, Joven, and Chandler. And this year, the renamed Silent Crows almost did it again, taking Snails down to the wire in round one before falling under a few handful of 3PT. With the defending champs out of the way and last year’s upset avenged, Trieu’s team, who lost just one game all season, will try to barrel their way toward another Finals behind the awesome might of Russell Westbrook, Stephen Curry, Rudy Gay, and um, rookie Rodney Hood? The Sour Snails are a little sore, with DeMarcus Cousins, Klay Thompson, and Jimmy Butler are all ailing, making them slightly vulnerable. The question is, can Fat Jubas take advantage?

With Chris Paul leading the way, Jubas crushed Transformers’ division champ Squirtle Squad by a big margin last week but now face a much tougher challenge. Based on last week’s stats, Jubas would lose to Snails pretty tidily, but that’s why they play the game! Eric’s team is out-talented at nearly position but this former champ won’t be cowed by anyone. Especially with spark plug Isaiah Thomas coming back this week and a rejuvenated Danilo Gallinari. Can CP3 pull his guys through to a major upset? Jubas were on a four game win streak until they ran into Snails in the last week of the regular season. That loss cost them a division title, will they take revenge in the playoffs? We're hoping Steve Nash's retirement announcement will pump up Eric's squad and make this a matchup to remember.

Russell Conference
#1 MoRRie’s Pogiboys (14-5) vs #3 High Riser (13-6-1)
Alvin’s team is having the breakout year he’d long planned for and he even got his first playoff win after five straight years in the losers bracket. Going from the bottom to the top can be a dizzying ride but Pogiboys have the most enviable asset in fantasy, Anthony Davis, plus the core of Mike Conley, Victor Oladipo, rookie triple double man Elfrid Payton, breakout sensation Draymond Green, and shot swatter Gorgui Dieng finally getting real minutes. That’s a lot of great talent. Plus Brook Lopez is averaging 18.4 PTS, 8.6 REB, 2.0 BLK, 53.1 FG% over the past month. Pogiboys is poised for continued success and if they can make the Finals this year, it’ll be a hugely successful accomplishment. (We’ll overlook the terrible fallout from the Wes Matthews and D.J. Augustin trade…)

Of course, standing in Pogiboys' way is Hassan Whiteside and the High Risers. Sure, Whiteside has cooled off significantly since his mid-season out of nowhere explosion, but he’s still been awesome. In last week’s narrow upset of Spade, Whiteside basically almost single-handedly won BLK for High Risers — Whiteside had 14 blocks to 17 total for Spade. With an inside presence, Thien’s guard collection of John Wall, Damian Lillard, a rejuvenated Dwayne Wade, and Tyreke Evans can go to work on the perimeter. It’ll be tough for High Riser to get another upset but if they can come through, a Brother Bowl versus Trieu is in play!


And since I didn't get to do RD1 previews and team recaps, here's a bit about our losers:

Silent Crows (11-8)
After last year’s dream run, 2015 was bound to be a disappointment short of a back-to-back championship. But Lucas’ team had another terrific year despite a bevy of injuries to Carmelo Anthony, Blake Griffin, and semi-newly acquired Derrick Rose. Since taking over as owner, Lucas has put together the best two year stretch in franchise history, plus that gaudy championship run to boot. The Silent Crows are here to stay as true contenders…even though their "crow" logo is an owl. A loss to Sour Snails stung, especially since another big upset was within reach, but Lucas will return next year healthy and ready to pursue that second title.

Squirtle Squad (12-7)
Last week’s joy from another division title quickly turned to dust as Brian’s team got upset by High Riser, despite a few trades at the deadline to prep for a championship run. That’s four straight playoff appearances and three straight first round exits for Squirtles. The only thing for GM Brian to do is keep his promising core moving forward, and getting healthy, and taking solace in the fact that next year should be the long awaited Giannis Antetokounmpo fantasy explosion. It’s hard to argue with Squirtle’s success but the fan base is itching for a deep post-season run.

Spade (12-7)
Two straight twelve win seasons aren’t a bad way to start off an ownership reign. Randall’s team kept this franchise’s run of six consecutive playoff appearances alive but fell a little short of a postseason win. The good news is Spade won a Thundercats division title, the franchise's first since 2011. A healthy season from Eric Bledsoe was offset by injuries to Kawhi Leonard and Kobe Bryant, sapping this team of some depth. Plus, the frontline of Kevin Love and Al Horford saw some regression. We’re looking for a bounceback season from Spade next year, if “bounceback” can be applied to a division champ and top contender.

Chunky Monkeys (10-8-1)
Monkeys got run over by the Pogiboys juggernaut but I’m sure they weren’t too upset about it. After all, Monkeys were probably just happy to be here. After starting off the season 1-3, Evan’s team righted the ship by going 7-0-1 over the second half the season. All this in a year where they were hit hard by injuries to Jrue Holiday, Jabari Parker, and Terrence Jones. At the end of the day, James Harden solidified himself as a fantasy and NBA MVP candidate, Goran Dragic is in a new and much better situation, and Marc Gasol is still the most well-rounded fantasy center around. Oh yeah, there’s also dueling Rookie of the Year’s in Andrew Wiggins and Nikola Mirotic. Jabari who? So a growing year for Evan turned into a double digit win season and their fourth post-season apperance. Hard to complain!

Toilet Bowl: 2015 RD2

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Last year, there wasn’t a single upset in the Toilet Bowl as both #1 seeds got to the Toilet Bowl Finals and then that matchup ended up in a virtual tie as Chunky Monkeys took home both picks. This year, in a case of karma, every top seed lost to a lower seed! That means regardless who gets the top picks this year, they’ll likely go to a team that desperately needs the talent infusion. Let’s take a quick look at the remaining Toilet Bowl matchups as well as the teams that lost last week. [2014 TB Preview: Russell | Chamberlain]

Chamberlain Conference
#3 Jedi Knights (5-14) vs #4 Fob Stars (4-14-1)
These two perennial Silverhawks bottom dwellers meet for the second time in the Toilet Bowl, with their last face off in 2013 resulting in a win for Fob Stars. Of course, neither team has ever won the Toilet Bowl, but this seems like a prime year to do it. Both teams are shockingly devoid of superstar talent although Fob's Nerlens Noel is making a late breaking case for R.O.Y. with his recent insane month of 13.0 PTS, 10.8 REB, 2.4 STL, 2.4 BLK, 49.1 FG%. Noel is basically the closest thing to Anthony Davis right now, minus the scoring. Fob also had Kemba Walker with some great games this year, and Marcin Gortat and Zach Randolph continuing to pound foes, but guys like Trey Burke and Ryan Anderson are bubble keepers at best. A roster makeover would be great for this team.

On the flip side, Jedi Knights have already turned over their roster completely this season, as documented by their many many trades. They were rewarded with tying their franchise record for regular season wins, five, and also getting their first “post-season” victory. We’d love to see Lum manage his way to a Toilet Bowl win to reward himself amply for all the big moves he’s made this season. Adding the top rookie to his lineup would surely take the Jedi another big step toward respectability. Luuuuuummmm for the win!

Russell Conference
#3 NJ All-Stars (6-13) vs #4 Funk Coalition (3-16)
What’s it like to commish a league and be the worst team (again)? Let Jon tell you, he knows! This is Funk’s fourth straight year in the Toilet Bowl and they haven’t won it once. Each major rebuild seems to have set the team further and further back and the new core of Rajon Rondo, Michael Carter-Williams, Ricky Rubio, DeAndre Jordan, and Andre Drummond have yet to take the court together once — Josh Smith was Funk’s leader in Games Played, not to mention their second-leading scorer. The good news is 2014 #3 overall draft pick Dante Exum has been a total rookie bust. Oh wait. Basically, Funk needs this Toilet Bowl win, they deserve this Toilet Bowl win…

Since taking over three years ago, Eddie has never missed the playoffs, made one Finals, and guided NJ All-Stars to a 37-13 regular season record. However, this was the year everything fell apart. Paul George, leg destroyed. Lance Stephenson, everything destroyed. Reggie Jackson, value destroyed until his trade to Detroit. Plus, LeBron James took his sweet time getting into top form. Eddie’s team suffered through a 1-9 end of year swoon so their upset victory over Inept Henchmen was a nice surprise. And All-Stars could have enough to take a Toilet Bowl win. Even if they don’t advance any further, there’s still the emergence of Tobias Harris and Jusuf Nurkic to make next year interesting. (Again, we petition Eddie for a rebrand, as “All-Stars” is just not fun! Maybe adopt the "Nets" moniker, or perhaps the "NJ Derrick Colemans?")


TOILET BOWL LOSERS:

Buffy (8-10-1)
As a top seed entering the loser’s bracket, Buffy had to be upset by another loss to Fob Stars in the Toilet Bowl — they are 1-2 in that matchup. It was super close, just a few STL, BLK, TO, PTS away from turning the tide, but Buffy couldn’t quite win out. With Chris Bosh out for the season, it was going to be an uphill battle anyway and Roger did well to patch in the likes of Mo Williams, Evan Turner, a healthy George Hill, and Donatas Motiejunas for the stretch run. Winning a shiny young star would have really helped here, as this aging roster continues to petrify. When does iron man Tim Duncan retire? He still led Buffy in PTS, BLK, GP, and was second in STL and third in AST so Roger had better hope not next year. After back-to-back losing seasons, the contender window may have closed for Buffy, and a major rebuild could soon be around the corner.

Half Man Half ImAsian (6-13)
Oliver’s team lost their matchup to Jedi by a single STL or BLK. There’s no question that a healthy Kevin Durant or Greg Monroe would have won the week, but both were out last week. LaMarcus Aldridge gave it his all this year despite an injured hand, but needless to say, this team can’t win consistently without Durant — even with J.J. Redick doing his best to score everything. Moving forward, the bottom end of the keeper roster is questionable at best with Mario Chalmers and Amir Johnson. How can Half Man upgrade their talent base (their 2013 Toilet Bowl win and then failure of Ben McLemore to emerge really hurt)? Then again, Half Man Half ImAsian was a playoff team just a year ago so this could be just a one season dip caused by a lack of Durant since GM Oliver has proven to be a virtual magician and cannot be doubted to keep his winning ways.

So Buckets (8-10-1)
After two straight Voltron division titles, So Buckets were shoved aside this year as MoRRie’s Pogiboys and High Riser suddenly took center stage. Josh’s team certainly didn’t have a bad season, but they weren’t quite good enough to make it three for three in playoff appearances since taking over the franchise. A first round loss to Funk Coalition probably wasn’t the result Josh wanted, but overall So Buckets had a pretty good year despite injuries to much of the roster (DeMar DeRozan, Nikola Pekovic, Jaared Sullinger). For example, Pau Gasol led the team in GP and re-established his fantasy stardom. Kyrie Irving hasn’t lost much next to LeBron James, and most of all, Rudy Gobert! The tall Frenchie is averaging 10.7 PTS, 14.4 REB, 2.5 BLK, 56.5 FG% over the last month and is only getting better. That’s like winning a top pick right there. Plus, 2016 will mark the debut of Joel Embiid, whom GM Josh brilliantly stashed away during last year’s draft. Buckets may have taken a step back from contention this season, but they’ll likely vault right back next year!

Inept Henchmen (8-11)
Discounting a four game swoon in WK6-9, Henchmen played 0.500 ball most of the year and had a strong second season in SlamNation, improving on their six wins last year. For a franchise that has never finished a regular season with a winning record, and with a high wins mark of only nine, new-ish GM Trevor is already energizing his fan base. The big story for Henchmen was Derrick Favors, acquired mid-season last year and now averaging 18.8 PTS, 8.8 REB, 1.9 BLK, 0.9 STL, 54.0 FG% over his last thirty games. And the other guy from that trade, Jeff Green, was having a career year until getting shipped to Memphis mid-season. The Derrick Rose for Dwight Howard trade from last year around this time turned out to be peachy, even with Dwight dinged up this season. In a twist from that deal, Eric Gordon returned to the fold after getting cut by Funk Coalition, and Gordon has been a nice 3PT complement to Kyle Korver. Trevor is building to respectability behind a strong frontline and with a few more savvy moves, could push right into the playoff picture soon.

Buzzer Beater

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Trying to set the record for most in-season trades (fourth one of the year!), Jedi Knights drop another bomb on the league with a late breaking move that entirely remakes his keeper roster from last season. Jimmy Butler, gone. Michael Carter-Williams, gone. DeAndre Jordan, gone. Thaddeus Young, gone. David Lee, gone. And now, Chandler Parsons, gone gone gone!

  • ID#51: Jedi Knights trade Chandler Parsons to Squirtle Squad for Bradley Beal and Zach Lavine
Buoyed by the success of his last trade, one that saw Wesley Matthews and D.J. Augustin almost immediately become irrelevant (Sorry Pogiboys...), GM Lum pulled the trigger on a 2-for-1 that brings in the shooter to replace Mathews in Bradley Beal. Beal has had an up-and-down year due to injuries but when he’s right, he’s one of the better shooting guards around. Great move.

Along with that, Lum will get a free look at 2015 Dunk Champion Zach LaVine, who has been pretty good (statistically) playing point guard in place of Ricky Rubio for most of the season. While the rookie LaVine needs to find his place, he could become a keeper for next season.

Correction: Thaddeus Young is still on this team. But we predict he’ll be shipped out soon, if only to rid the Jedi locker room of all traces of its sorry past.

As he heads into the Toilet Bowl, Lum has a lot of interesting pieces already in place for next year. A top pick would really help things out to place a potential superstar on the roster, but for now Lum’s keeper selection could be something like Al Jefferson, Roy Hibbert, Thaddeus Young, Monta Ellis, Bradley Beal, and someone from the Brandon Jennings, Avery Bradley, Zach LaVine, or Deron Williams quartet. What a transformation for Jedi Knights this season, and he has almost single-handedly kept the trade wires hopping! Let that be an inspiration to us all!

As for the other trade that went down at the deadline, Squirtle Squad was involved in that one too. Having captured the Transformers division crown by edging out Silent Crows in WK18, Brian next focused on getting his team into tip top contending shape. Parsons has been heating up since rounding back into form from injury (17.2 PTS, 5.2 REB, 2.5 3PT, 52.9 FG% in his last few weeks) and his outside shooting will help this team spread the floor.

The other move, trading a 2017 RD1 for Dennis Schroder could pay immediate dividends too. German Rondo is averaging 13.3 PTS, 6.4 AST, and 1.2 3PT for the past month, despite coming off the Hawks’ bench. Schroder gives Squirtles a much needed second passer next to Ty Lawson and he’ll enter Coach Brian’s rotation immediately. Plus, Schroder’s upside is abundant and he should make the keeper cut. Existential question: Is German Rondo already better than Original Rondo? Oh no!

  • ID#52: Funk Coalition trade Dennis Schröder and 2017 RD6 to Squirtle Squad for 2017 RD1

Playoff & Toilet Bowl Seedings: 2015

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PLAYOFFS
  *= division winner
Chamberlain Conference
#1 Sour Snails (17-1-1)*
#2 Squirtle Squad (12-7)*
#3 Fat Jubas (11-6-2)
#4 Silent Crows (11-8)

#1 MoRRie’s Pogiboys (14-5)*
#2 Spade (12-7)*
#3 High Riser (13-5-1)
#4 Chunky Monkeys (10-8-1)

TOILET BOWL
Chamberlain Conference
#1 Buffy (8-10-1)
#2 Half Man Half ImAsian (6-13)
#3 Jedi Knights (5-14)
#4 Fob Stars (4-14-1)

Russell Conference
#1 So Buckets (8-10-1)
#2 Inept Henchmen (8-11)
#3 NJ All-Stars (6-13)
#4 Funk Coalition (3-16)

Tie-Breakers
None! Great job guys! Made my job real easy this year!

Final Standings 2015

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Full Season Stats