Mid-Season Report: Transformers

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Once the most balanced division in the league, Transformers will have to hang its hat on the fact that the recent champs hail from this division. Can someone else steal Silent Crows' crown? [2015 Pre-Season | 2014 Early Season]

Silent Crows (9-4)
Our defending champs underwent a name change but that’s probably just to sell more jerseys. This iteration of Lucas’ team is likely even better than last year. We already said that we loved their 2015 draft and that’s born itself out as vets like Joe Johnson and Tyson Chandler (12.0 REB, 1.4 BLK) have been exactly what this team needed. And with Danny Green and Patrick Beverley hammering in 2.4 3PT each and contributing in all the other categories, this team goes ten deep. At least. The only dark cloud on the horizon is Carmelo Anthony’s impending shut down. It’s rumored that after the All-Star Game in New York, Melo will be put out to pasture for the rest of the season. While Anthony’s had a bit of a down year, he’s still this team’s leading scorer and nominal leader.

Sure, Blake Griffin, Dirk Nowitzki, and all the other offensive powerhouses on this team can step in, for this squad but can a Melo-less team really repeat? Swapping Ricky Rubio for Derrick Rose could help pick up some of the offensive slack, as Rubio hasn’t played since early this season while Rose is at 18.9 PTS, 5.3 AST, 1.9 3PT over the past thirty days. Maybe there’s nothing to worry about here, as Crows are ranked second in PTS, REB, 3PT, while no real weaknesses save STL. Lucas’s team has a good a shot as any to repeat, and it looks like they are getting stronger after a 4-3 start.

Squirtle Squad (8-5)
After a draft spent on all youngsters, it looked like Brian’s team was going to take a little step back. Clearly that’s not the case as Squirtle Squad was leading this division until last week’s WK13 loss to Silent Crows. This well coached team just knows how to win, even as they don’t rank top three in any category. With no weaknesses though, they are, as always a regular season force. Having Ty Lawson (17.1 PTS, 10.0 AST) and Nikola Vucevic (19.5 PTS, 11.2 REB, 53.6 FG%) back and fully healthy has been nice. The Serge Ibaka, Jordan Hill, and Channing Frye combo also complement Vucevic well. Plus, first round pick Darren Collison has been much better than expected as the Kings new point guard.

Bigger things were probably hoped for from Giannis Antetokounmpo, (recently injured) Kelly Olynyk, and Bradley Beal, but all three are getting there — especially Beal. These three won’t have anyone pushing them for playing time, that's for sure, as the young draftees of 2015 haven’t brought back much return yet. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope and Zach LaVine are still around but Noah Vonleh, Otto Porter Jr., and Jusuf Nurkic are long gone, with Shabazz Muhammad waiver wire picked up and IR stashed. Still Squirtles is a deep team that is balanced and executes nightly. Can Brian take them deep into the post-season now they’ve basically secured a playoff spot? Let's find out!

LA Buffy (5-7-1)
Well, the on-again and off-again nature of Buffy’s seasons will probably end right here. It looks like Roger’s team is headed toward two losing seasons in a row, for the first time ever, and even if they come out 0.500 or above, a playoff spot is likely out of reach. After coming out of the gates 3-1, Buffy has gone into a complete tailspin with two wins and one tie in their last nine games. It may be time for that long anticipated rebuild. This core has surprised many by staying relevant over they years but it’s really starting to look like the days of a super powerful front line rampaging opponents is coming to a close.

We would love to see Tim Duncan and his 14.8 PTS, 10.0 REB, 2.0 BLK shipped off somewhere useful. Or how about Carlos Boozer and his, well, okay nobody needs Boozer. Still, this team has many useful bits that could be transformative for a contender. Chris Bosh is having a hell of a season with 21.2 PTS, 7.6 REB, 1.4 3PT and even he could be moved. The youngest, most exciting piece on this roster is um, Tristan Thompson? Lakers’ third stringer Jeremy Lin? (Right now, Gerald Green leads this team in games played...) We’re curious where GM Roger will take this team, as he’s facing the first true rebuild of his reign. We all know Buffy has always had strong management, but it could be a multi-year challenge to restock the larder and get back into championship contention.

Half Man Half ImAsian (5-8)
We knew that without Kevin Durant, Oliver’s team would have a rough start of the season. A 0-4 start confirmed that, even as Durant returned early. However, even with Mr. MVP back in the fold, Half Man Half ImAsian suffered another four game losing streak WK7-10. But there’s a chance they could be on the rise, with three straight wins in recent weeks. The LaMarcus Aldridge injury put a scare into this team but it looks like Aldridge is going to continue playing through his injury. That means the two leading scorers for this team are still intact and a new star has risen next to them…Greg Monroe! Monroe has put up 15.6 PTS and 12.2 REB on 49.2 FG%. He still can’t protect the rim but who cares, this team isn’t that interested in defense anyway!

Monroe’s emergence post-Josh Smith has been very necessary as the rest of this roster has underperformed. Amir Johnson was a keeper, he of the 9.8 PTS and 5.8 REB. Mario Chalmers has still been swiping balls but 10.7 PTS  and 0.8 3PT aren’t gonna cut it. At least sixth keeper J.J. Redick has been nailing 2.5 3PT a game, along with 14.9 PTS. And only Terrence Ross remains from a 2015 draft class that have all been cut already, replaced with utility guys like Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Zaza Paculia, and Jared Dudley. After last season’s eleven win campaign, we don’t think Half Man is gonna make it into the playoffs so they should gear up for a strong Toilet Bowl showing that can bring in another star to slot alongside KD and Aldridge. We’d love to see what this team can do with a bit more quality depth and pizzaz.

Mid-Season Report: Voltron

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And here with the mid-season reviews. It’s already twelve, almost thirteen weeks in, and the NBA has been on full tilt with storylines everywhere and surprises, disappointments, trades, and injuries galore. Let’s take a look at where SlamNation stands, starting with the Voltron division! [2015 Pre-Season Voltron | 2014 Early Season]

MoRRie’s Pogiboys (10-2)
Last year at this time Alvin’s team stood at 4-8, headed toward yet another Toilet Bowl. Now Alvin sits atop the Russell Conference by a wide margin and has basically the best fantasy player on the planet, Anthony Davis, anchoring his team. Oh yeah, did we mention GM Alvin hit on quite a few upside picks in the draft too? His first four draft picks this year: Elfrid Payton, Draymond Green, Gorgui Dieng, and Alec Burks. Payton can’t shoot but he’s easily going to be one of the top rookies for the 2014-15 NBA draft class. And well, Draymond is the new darling of the NBA, and his stat sheet stuffing stats are pretty incredible -- this is one Spartan alum Alvin hasn't had a problem rooting for. And Dieng is already almost a double double guy and it looks like his minutes will only increase. Alvin is doing a better job putting pieces around The Brow than the Pelicans are!

Oh yeah, Davis is averaging 24.2 PTS, 10.4 REB, 2.9 BLK, 1.5 STL, 55.7 FG% and 82.2 FT%. Geezes. Would you take him over Kevin Durant or LeBron? Of course right? And also, Pogiboys already have Mike Conley, Brandon Jennings, Victor Oladipo, Roy Hibbert, and Brook Lopez as keepers entering the season. This is the year Pogiboys (finally) hit the post-season, and they could make some major noise there -- right before 2016 when they’ll have quite a few roster decisions on the horizon. Get ready SlamNation, the Pogiboys are (finally) coming!

High Riser (9-2-1)
Nipping on Pogiboys’ heels for the Voltron crown is John Wall and Damian Lillard, both of whom are looking for post-season success in the NBA as well as in SlamNation. Thien’s team went to the playoffs last year, as usual, but were bounced early, as usual. High Riser has always had regular season success under any name — they’ve won seven of their last eight matchups — but their high flying offensive style hasn’t helped them to many post-season wins. This team is fun to watch though, ranking first in AST, second in STL, third in 3PT, and fourth in PTS. The offseason saw Thien bring in Trevor Ariza and Tyreke Evans for draft picks, and both have helped round out the starting lineup.

It’s a shame first round pick Julius Randle won’t play this season, but free agent surprise Hassan Whiteside has taken the opportunity to earn a starting nod alongside Omer Asik and Steven Adams. The four guard rotation of Lillard, Wall, Brandon Knight (18.1 PTS, 5.1 AST, 4.2 REB, 1.6 STL, 1.9 3PT), and Dwayne Wade are one of the best in the league, and they’ll continue to power High Riser to almost contention. What's the next step though, how can this team make a final move for the ring? Is the answer Dion Waiters?!

So Buckets (6-6)
After ruling the Voltron den for a number of seasons, Josh’s team is in danger of dropping out of the playoffs. Then again, the non-Spade teams in the other Russell Conference division are pretty pathetic so Voltron could easily send three representatives to the post-season. However, Buckets has to contend with the sudden rise of Pogiboys, as well as the steady winning ways of High Riser. All that and this season has been tough on the injury front. The rejuvenated Pau Gasol is leading this team in games played, as virtually everyone else has hit the shelf, including long stints outs for DeMar DeRozan and Nikola Pekovic. And then there’s the M.I.A. Larry Sanders, who is in danger of washing/weeding out of the NBA. Still, Coach Josh has steadied this team after a 3-5 start, and being at 0.500 mid-season can be called a success.

There’s good news too, as the aforementoned Gasol is throwing up mid-2000's Pau numbers of 18.4 PTS, 11.6 REB, and 2.1 BLK. And Kyrie Irving is still a fantasy star, even if he’s not exactly meshing with his new Cavaliers teammates. Third round pick Rudy Gobert has earned the nickname “The French Rejection” and he’s more than capable of helping this team remain ranked third in BLKs post-Sanders. Plus, young keepers Jared Sullinger and Ben McLemore are still growing and overall this team is trending upwards. With an anticipated healthier second half of the season, So Buckets will focus on entering the post-season and setting their sights on upsetting one of the top seeds -- instead of the other way around. Note: First rounder Joel Embiid is still tucked away on this roster, waiting for the 2016 season...

Inept Henchmen (4-8)
So, how’s Trevor’s second season in SlamNation going? Last year’s team had only six wins total so this year’s four victories are a baby step up even after their 3-2 start crumbled to six losses in their last seven games. The defensive anchors for Henchmen, Dwight Howard and Andrew Bogut, have been in and out of the lineup, making it tough to establish an inside presence. Before his injury though, Dwight was putting up monster games, making last year’s trade of Derrick Rose look brilliant. And it’s not really the frontcourt that this team is lacking in, as they have Howard, Bogut, Derrick Favors, and Kenneth Faried pogo-sticking around. Plus, Jeff Green has shown that he can still put up points in his new Memphis home.

That backcourt though, filled with an old man crew of Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, Greivis Vasquez, and Jose Calderon. That’s not great. Sixth round pick Tony Wroten had been averaging 16.9 PTS, 5.2 AST, 1.6 STL, 1.2 3PT before his ACL tear, but now he’s out for the season. Rookies Nik Stauskas and TJ Warren were drafted with high hopes but both were cut long ago. Some fresh blood is needed here, and Kyle Korver is an intriguing trade chip. Surely some contender could use a rocket launcher who drops in 3.0 3PT at a 51.6 FG% clip? We like the direction GM Trevor has taken this team, and a few more steps upwards would make this a successful second year of rebuilding.