2021 Pre-Season: Chamberlain

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Well, two months later and I did the Chamberlain pre-season reviews...whoops. Here's the 2021 Russell one, and um, whoops! [ 2020 Chamberlain | Recap | 2020 Russell | Recap ]

TeamID - Abbrev - Name (2020 Record, 2019 Record)

9 SQSQ Squirtle Squad (14-3-2, 12-6-2)

Way back in 2012, SQSQ led the lead in wins with a 10-2 record during an aborted NBA season. This time around, SQSQ won the top postseason seed via fourteen wins and three losses, but lost the opportunity to capture their first title due to the aborted regular season. Heading into this new year, SQSQ is still poised to become a champion, and didn’t GM Brian know it!

He moved breakout star Bam Adebayo for LeBron James, signaling a shift into win-now mode. Teamed up with Giannis Antetokounmpo, James could lead SQSQ to their first title.  Last year’s IR stashes of Jusuf Nurkic (2020 RD4.5) and John Wall (2020 RD5.12) were retained as keepers, and SQSQ will have Tobias Harris and Lonzo Ball around as well. Good bye Blake Griffin and Dejounte Murray!

The 2020 paper title winning version of SQSQ featured a fourth-ranked offense and defense, and were only held back in overall ODE by a low rank in efficiency, which can be attributed to essentially punting FT%. Adding James will only make that build even stronger, and likely shoot SQSQ into a top-three rating on both offense and defense.

Some eyebrows were raised on draft day when SQSQ took an early swing on DeMarcus Cousins (RD1.16), hoping for a return to semi-form from Boogie. With their back-to-back snake pick, SQSQ then invested in new Hawk Bogdan Bogdanovich, who has been slow to start the season. However an in-draft trade with KSKT — our first father-son trade in history! — brought in Donte DiVincenzo, who has been a nice surprise early. The other draftee of note was rookie Patrick Williams (RD4.1), who could have been a steal for SQSQ.

Regardless, after a three-year period featuring a 20-36-3 combined record, SQSQ has increased their total each of the last five seasons and now are one of Slam’s title favorites. LeBron and Giannis, the new power couple?!

10 ABCX Another Bad Creation (8-9-2, 4-16)

After a terrible 2019, ABCX missed the playoffs back-to-back for the first time in franchise history last season despite improving from four wins to eight in 2020. Their keeper core last year was full of distressed assets and a ton of aging players. Then along came 2020 RD1.2 Ja Morant, who revitalized the ABCX fan base with his electric play. The reigning Rookie of the Year will have to pull this franchise back into the championship picture.

Leaning heavily on vets, ABCX’s keeper core features the tenth year of LaMarcus Aldridge with the franchise, and then Russell Westbrook, TJ Warren, Evan Fournier, and Derrick Rose. You’ll notice that’s not a lot of health there, so getting assigned the first overall pick in the 2021 draft was huge. While there may have been some debate over who would go first in the NBA draft, ABCX’s decision was easy: the first selection in 2021 for Slam would be LaMelo Ball, who projects to have at least have a big impact in AST, 3PT, and STL.

We have to commend the all veteran draft pulled off by ABCX as they set their sights on a playoff spot this year. After Ball, it was Al Horford, Lou Williams, Aron Baynes, Joe Ingles, and Nemanja Bjelica. Not a single one of those guys is on the right side of thirty. But no matter, ABCX has Morant and Ball now, and a brighter future awaits even if the locker room is going to be ten old guys and the possible past two Rookie of the Years?

11 BUFF Buffy (5-14, 8-11-1)

Another team that loves its vets, BUFF is mired in a long slump that has seen the franchise ping pong back and forth from a stretch of success and semi-respectability from 2013-16, to downright awful for most of the last four years. 2020’s five-win season was the third-worst regular season record in the league and hopes for a quick turnaround were semi-dashed with Klay Thompson headed for another season-long stint on IR.

The good news is that Domantas Sabonis and Brandon Ingram both emerged as All-Stars for BUFF, giving them four All-Stars along with Ben Simmons. Then GM Roger moved a future RD3 pre-draft for Dennis Schroder, hoping for German magic in Lakerland, and that makes for a promising keeper core moving forward, with Spencer Dinwiddie as the sixth keeper.

Finishing as the third worst team in SlamNation in 2020 rewarded BUFF with the 2021 RD1.6 pick, which was used to select the NBA’s top rookie pick, Anthony Edwards. There’s hope Edwards will be an explosive scoring option quickly, as there will be plenty of shots to go around in Buffy-land with Thompson and Dinwiddie out for the season.

The rest of BUFF’s draft was made up of mid tier veterans like Blake Griffin, Steven Adams, Kyle Kuzma, Joe Harris, and Cedi Osman. It looks like Roger is going for a competitive year, and we’re glad to see BUFF working to enter the conversation again.

12 SOUR Sour Snails (4-15, 14-5-1)

Five time champs SOUR suffered their worst season ever, dipping to a 0.211 win rate, but still are technically the defending champs due to the aborted 2020 season. With Kevin Durant and Steph Curry out most of last year, SOUR went into a full tank job and ended up tied for the worst record in the league.

The 2020 additions of Steven Adams, Landry Shamet, and rookies Tyler Herro (although released a tad too early) and PJ Washington were handy, but not enough to offset Snails’ loss of their two uber-stars. Coming into 2021, Snails has the healthy returns of Durant and Curry, plus Zach LaVine and Pascal Siakam on-board. New to the keeper core will be Washington, who showed some flashes last season, and then Derrick White, who has some promise as well. Will this be enough for an extended title defense?

Laker fanboy Trieu was quick to jump on LeBron’s preseason darling, Talen Horton-Tucker, with his 2021 RD1.7 selection (the first non-rookie selected), which meant SOUR passed on a plethora of potentially useful veterans such as Victor Oladipo and Thomas Bryant. We’ll see how that THT selection works out.

SOUR also brought in a bunch of bigs for their 2021 draft, with Serge Ibaka, Richuan Holmes, DeAndre Jordan, and Zach Collins being signed up. Delon Wright (3.9) and Harrison Barnes (5.2) rounded out the new assets, and it looks SOUR should have plenty for a proper title defense. Will they have a sixth title by the end of this season?

13 SBUK So Buckets (8-10-1, 10-9-1)

After two straight post-season appearances in 2017-18, SBUK has ended up on the outside looking in recently, despite a roster that continues to look amazing on paper. Joel Embiid, Rudy Gobert, Kyrie Irving, DeMar DeRozan, and CJ McCollum have been a well-balanced core for years, but Buckets haven’t been able to hit the playoffs in two campaigns. Maybe injuries played a role -- and some coaching issues -- as Embiid and Irving are always IR risks, but there’s too much talent here to be a non-playoff team.

SBUK did technically win the Toilet Bowl in 2019, ending up with 2020 RD1.3 RJ Barrett — now a keeper even after an up-and-down rookie season — but they should be better no? This season, SBUK again selected third overall, taking 2021 RD1.3 Killian Hayes. Prior to the draft, GM Josh also traded DeRozan for Jonathan Isaac, who is shelved for the season. With Embiid, Gobert, and Isaac, defense should continue to be SBUK’s strength for years to come.

With such a solid core, GM Josh went fishing for more upside with their draft. Marvin Bagley, Miles Bridges, Terry Rozier, Cam Reddish, and Troy Brown Jr. are all young and with unexplored potential. If even one or two hit, they should give SBUK more pieces to get out of their playoff drought. Let’s gooooo!

14 SPDE Spade (14-4-1, 12-7-1)

Finishing as one of the hottest teams down the stretch in 2020, SPDE was in a great position to capture a title last year. Alas, COVID! Still, after dipping to two wins in 2018, Spade is clearly back on top and ready to contend for a title.

Devin Booker has cemented himself as an All-Star, and Kawhi Leonard is still Kawhi seventy-five percent of the time. Danilo Gallinari, Eric Bledsoe, and Kevin Love take turns being great and hurt as usual, and we're very excited by new keeper Tyler Herro, who had a breakout playoffs after an intriguing rookie season. He takes over for long-time SPDE keeper Al Horford and pairs with Booker to give Randall a great young backcourt.

Sensing that their first title could be around the corner, SPDE took the high risk high reward pick of Victor Oladipo at RD1.9, hoping for a true bounceback campaign from him. RD2.2 Hassan Whiteside should still put in huge numbers, despite being the definition of “trash stats.” SPDE also added some wing shooters in Gary Trent Jr., JJ Redick, and Will Barton for depth, alongside last round, long-time SPDE favorite Paul Millsap to finish up their draft. Will 2021 finally be the year Spade takes the crown?

15 ILCN IL Conceived (9-10, 7-13)

It’s been a slow and steady rise for ILCN since coming into SlamNation three years ago. After drafting wisely and investing in youth, ILCN reached their first playoff berth last season — albeit still with a sub-0.500 record.

With Luka Doncic cementing his future MVP status, and Donovan Mitchell proving his playoff bonafides, ILCN has their cornerstones for the future, even if they are still waiting on the oft-injured Jaren Jackson Jr. to stay on the court. New keepers will include 2020 RD1.4 Darius Garland and reclamation project Markelle Fultz. GM Frank shipped out Montrezl Harrell and Dennis Schroder pre-draft for picks and will have as their sixth keeper Draymond Green, who is slated for more high-end glue-guy duty.

While still toeing the line between contender aspirations and building out their roster, ILCN again turned their attention to high upside choices for their draft, nabbing Wendell Carter Jr., Jerami Grant, and Malik Beasley in the first three rounds. If either Grant or Beasley can shine in their new NBA homes, they should be great additions to the team. To wrap up their draft, ILCN took shots on rookie Aleksej Pokusevski and sophomore Kevin Porter Jr., who has had some legal issues, to say the least. We’re intrigued by any team helmed by Doncic and Mitchell, and we’re excited to see if ILCN can move up a level yet again.

16 SCRM Screamin Eagles (4-15, 6-14)

As one of our three new owners, we’re thrilled to have SCRM joining SlamNation, as Reddit stranger but already new friend Jordan is a total mystery to us! Having already shaken up the dispersal draft with a big trade, we can see Jordan’s new blood adding a lot to our league.

Taking over for one of the worst franchises Slam has ever had should leave lots of upside for SCRM to make their mark. They’ll have Anthony Davis to lead the way, aka the arguable best player in fantasy. He’ll be flanked by Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and OG Anunoby, alongside Dejounte Murray, Davis Bertans, and Mitchell Robinson. While we see a distinct lack of overall scoring, that doesn’t mean SCRM won’t be competitive out of the gate.

Already, SCRM can boast a great Mr. Irrelevant pick in 2021 RD6.16 Immanuel Quickley, who can light it up from all over the court. Quickley has Onyeka Okongwu (1.8) and Devin Vassell (4.16) as fellow rookies and it looks like Jordan addressed his long range shooting with Norman Powell and Duncan Robinson in the draft. Heck, Kyle Anderson seems to have added a new three-pointer during the brief off-season as well!

On top of that, Jordan may soon be a Top Shot millionaire, so he should be able to fund a new Screamin Eagles virtual stadium to house his eventual trophies!

2021 Pre-Season: Russell

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A little late but sort of on time, part one of our 2021 preseason preview. These were done in order of our new-ish franchise ID numbers, and not ordered by last year’s finish or projected finish. The NBA is back! [ 2020 Russell | Recap2020 Chamberlain | Recap ]

TeamID - Abbrev - Name (2020 Record, 2019 Record)

1 FJUB Fat Jubas (12-7, 12-8)

Since being shifted over to Russell Conference two years ago, FJUB has racked up a 24-15 cumulative record, continuing their streak of six double-digit regular season wins and playoff appearances. They finished as the sixth Power Ranked team last season, and could’ve been a dark horse title contender. There’s no question FJUB’s a winning team, but some doubts remain as to their true contender status.

Returning a core of Chris Paul, Jrue Holiday, Myles Turner, Robert Covington, and Jonas Valanciunas, FJUB finished last season as the best defensive team in Slam by ODE rating. Last year’s RD3.10 pick, Fred VanVleet elevated his game and made the keeper roster — replacing Gary Harris — and should continue to elevate FJUB’s offensive punch this season. Can the twenty-six year old become the new face of FJUB? He may have to, as VanVleet seems like the heir apparent to Paul in the backcourt.

Eric’s 2021 draft was a grab bag, with Brook Lopez (RD1.13) coming in to provide his usual Splash Mountain stats, and then defensive upside selection Darius Bagley (2.6) right afterwards. Elfrid Payton, Maxi Kleber, Cam Johnson, and Jeff Teague filled out the rest of the draft roster — although Kleber and Teague have already been replaced by Nicolas Batum ($2 FAAB) and Tyus Jones ($2). All in all, we know FJUB can win regular season games, but will they truly enter the championship conversation this season?

2 CHMK Chunky Monkeys (14-4-1, 14-5-1)

Back-to-back fourteen win seasons have actually been a bit of a step back for CHMK, as they’re used to leading the league in regular season wins. However, CHMK only finished third in Power Ranking in both 2019 and 2020, and with a keeper core that’s aging — yet still uber productive — changes were afoot this offseason.

After five years with the Monkeys, LeBron James is out the door after delivering a single championship. Thanks for the memories King, but weren't more rings expected? Also following King James toward the exit is Otto Porter, having served four years in Chunky-ville. Replacing them is new trade acquisition Bam Adebayo and 2020 RD1.15 Marcus Smart. That leaves James Harden, Kyle Lowry, and Clint Capela as the only remaining pieces from CHMK’s 2018 title team. Completing the semi-new core is Collin Sexton, who had a promising sophomore year and could hit a third year power spike if things go well.

After finishing 2020 as the top ranked offensive team — and sporting a top five defense as well — we’re curious how the loss of LeBron will affect things for CHMK on the floor, especially since they leaned heavily into defense for their 2021 draft, taking Thomas Bryant (1.10) and Mikal Bridges (2.3) as their first two selections and then also Larry Nance Jr. and Jakob Poeltl in following rounds. The only offense they brought in was Tim Hardaway Jr. (4.14) and Shake Milton (5.14), but both have already been cut -- along with Poeltl too.

GM Evan has been quick on the trigger button already, adding Keldon Johnson ($11), Luguentz Dort ($2), and Robert Williams III ($3) to flesh out their early season roster. While we like most of these moves, we’re not sure who’s going to replace LeBron’s steadying hand, and a top finish in offensive ODE would seem near miraculous. Having said that, our new secret predictions formula has CHMK projected as a top two team this year, so all is well in Monkeyland!

3 FUNK Funk Coaltion (10-8-1, 13-7)

After years of ineptitude, FUNK has now strung together three straight 0.500+ seasons and are slowly trodding up championship mountain. Mostly injured 2020 seasons from Karl-Anthony Towns and Jonathan Isaac left FUNK squeaking into the no-playoffs last season as the seventh Power Ranked team, but the emergence of Jayson Tatum and the continued sophomore success of Trae Young still pushed FUNK to a top five offensive ODE finish.

Feeling like a title run was possible, GM Jon exchanged the twenty-three year old Isaac — once again out of the year — for thirty-one year old DeMar DeRozan and retained new thirty million dollar man Gordon Hayward as a keeper over younger possibilities. With five NBA top scoring options on-board, FUNK should be able to challenge for the scoring title and the hope is that Brandon Clarke — acquired last year via trade — can continue his efficient ways during his second season.

FUNK’s new win-now attitude produced Ricky Rubio (1.14) as backup point guard, along with an assortment of big men — Nerlens Noel (2.7), Daniel Theis, Ivica Zubac — and two sharpshooters in Seth Curry and Terrence Ross to flesh out the roster. Barring more injuries to KAT, it looks like FUNK has the talent to compete for a ring but you never know in this crazy league, right?

4 FOBS Fob Stars (12-7, 11-8-1)

Another team that has been steadily rising over the past few years, FOBS now have five consecutive seasons of playoff worthy campaigns under their belt. Last year’s twelve-win season was FOBS’ franchise best, allowing them to finish a lofty fifth in Power Ranking. 

After receiving mockery by this very publication for keeping DeAndre Jordan and Jordan Clarkson as keepers last offseason, FOBS proved the critics wrong through their on-court performance. Now FOBS have gotten both better and younger, jettisoning Jordan, Clarkson, and Ricky Rubio from their core for last year’s top two draft selections — Rui Hacihmura (2020 RD1.12) and Jarrett Allen (2020 RD2.2). Then they added new Laker/traitor Montrezl Harrell pre-draft for a 2021 RD3 selection.

With Damian Lillard as the franchise cornerstone and John Collins exploding last season, FOBS used their league leading efficiency ODE to balance out a strong offense, taking out weaker opponents left and right. It looks like this year’s two rookies, Obi Toppin (1.12) and Precious Achiuwa (6.5), could both be valuable pieces moving forward, and GM Jimmy also drafted old men Bojan Bogdanovic and Goran Dragic for veteran offense. Dillon Brooks and De’Andre Hunter are on-board as well for some defensive backbone.

On paper this is the best team in FOBS history and they’re a few breaks away from elevating themselves to championship level behind Lillard. It’s Fob Time baby!

5 TRUO Truo Thien (5-13-1, 9-11)

It’s fair to say that TRUO has hit rock bottom. After nine seasons in a row of 0.500+ ball — and seven postseason appearances — TRUO won only fourteen games in the past two years and finished 2020 in the standings cellar, slugging it out with the non-active owners and a decimated defending champion Sour Snails team. All that landed TRUO at a lowly Power Ranking of thirteenth, after their franchise worst five wins. The good news is that TRUO always has its greatest asset to lean back on: GM Thien!

Jimmy Butler, Lauri Markkanen, Andrew Wiggins, Kemba Walker, and Julius Randle return, along with pre-draft acquisition Kelly Oubre Jr., in exchange for a 2021 RD3 — thus ousting the disappointing Mike Conley from TRUO’s keepers. While this core doesn’t immediately shine as TRUO’s most talented, Thien is on the job and is sure to unearth some gems throughout the season.

For their draft, TRUO scooped up multi-dimensional rookie Deni Avdija (1.5), the always infuriating Aaron Gordon (2.13), and then another rookie, Isaac Okoro (4.13). Jordan Clarkson and Patty Mills were brought in as offensive spark plugs but could soon be churned out, as Thien loves to mine the free agent list. Already in this young season, TRUO has gone through the likes of Pat Beverley, Dwight Powell, Dwight Howard, Bismack Biyombo, Luke Kennard, TJ McConnell, George Hill, Dario Saric, Monte Morris, Tim Hardaway Jr., Desmond Bane, and Monte Morris in new weeks of action.

While TRUO is certainly in a slight rebuild phase, they are most assuredly only temporarily down and always working overtime to grind out the wins. Here’s to seeing TRUO back on the winning side of the ledger!

6 SWMP Swamp Dragons (14-5, 15-3-2)

After finishing the 2020 regular season with the best combined ODE rating — 5/5/2 — it was quite possible that SWMP were headed toward their first Slam title. They were Finals participants the year before, and have won two Toilet Bowls and been to three Finals altogether, but have yet to win the big one. Still, they are always knocking on the championship door and now the rich get richer, as intriguing big man Christian Wood was added to SWMP's keeper core after being scooped off the free agent list last season — shades of GM Eddie acquiring Nikola Jokic as a free agent back in 2015.

As usual, SWMP had a keeper numbers crunch but after moving Kelly Oubre Jr. for a draft pick to TRUO — ironically, taking Mike Conley (3.4) with the selection. Conley was TRUO’s dumped keeper — SWMP has the frightening core of Paul George, Jokic, D’Angelo Russell, Khris Middleton, and Wood to scare the rest of the league. Unbelievably, SWMP may have found another frontcourt diamond in the rough in Chris Boucher (3.13), which is just gross.

To continue their championship chase, SWMP also added Devonte Graham (1.11), Josh Richardson (2.4), Derrick Jones Jr., Bobby Portis, and Sekou Doumboya in their draft. Our analysts have SWMP rated as the best team in the league this year, so until someone dethrones them, we all bow down and wait to see who can take them on?

7 MELO Melo My Mind (8-10-1, 5-15)

Taking over for Snack Bears, new owner Jack had the third pick in the recent dispersal draft and they went with the double barrel snake picks of Bradley Beal and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. Before the ink had dried on his contract however, Gilgeouos-Alexander was out the door via our first ever in-dispersal trade — coming in exchange for De’Aaron Fox and Jaylen Brown. That left the final new MELO keeper core of Beal, Fox, Brown, Nikola Vucevic, Andre Drummond, and Buddy Hield.

Fun note: Fox, Beal, Vucevic were all former SNAC keepers from last season, and Brown was a SNAC draft pick from 2018 (RD1.4) and a re-dispersal pick from 2019. New MELO is four-sixths of old SNAC! Overall that’s a pretty solid looking core and our prognosticators have MELO projected as the fifth best team already, which would be a higher finish than their previous SNAC owner had managed to achieve.

Oh yeah, and let’s not forget that MELO inherited the second overall pick in the 2021 draft as well, which they used to take Warriors rookie James Wiseman (1.2). Jack followed that up with another promising rookie in Cole Anthony (4.10), as well as old hands Jae Crowder, Marc Gasol, Carmelo Anthony, and Derrick Favors for complementary pieces. Despite his newness to fantasy basketball, it looks like Jack could be poised for a pretty successful first season in Slam!

8 KSKT Krispy Kreme Team (5-12-2, 3-17)

The old history of CMTO Cameltoe was not glorious, as they were unable to acquire a winning season during their four year stay in Slam. However, with a new ownership group coming in, KSKT is looking to separate themselves from the past and begin their own legacy of success.

Starting off with second overall dispersal selection Zion Williamson will surely energize the new donut laden fan base, and give KSKT a launchpad to get into playoff contention. Unafraid of injury risks, GM Matt took Williamson, Kristaps Porzingis, and Michael Porter Jr. in succession, giving them an incredibly high ceiling but also a need for a great medical staff. In fact, this whole KSKT roster could use some healing energy. Sophomore Coby White was the only player out of the keeper core who didn’t miss any games last season, as Malcolm Brogdon and Caris LeVert don’t have the healthiest track record either.

Fun fact: Michael Porter Jr. is the lone keeper carryover from the old CMTO regime.

For his first draft, it looks like Matt already acquired a gem, as Tyrese Haliburton (1.4) is being touted early season as a likely Rookie of the Year candidate. Donte DiVincenzo (2.12) was KSKT’s second ever draft pick but he was moved out quickly mid-draft — to dad Squirtle Squad — in exchange for Mason Plumlee (3.16) and a 2020 RD5.15 (Tristan Thompson).

Additional draft picks Otto Porter Jr., Eric Gordon, Kendrick Nunn, and Kevin Huerter filled out the rest of KSKT’s roster, but Matt has already shown that he’s going to be active on the waiver wire, snatching up Dorian Finney-Smith, Naz Reid, Aaron Holiday, and Maxi Kleber — and then subsequently cutting Nunn, Thompson, Finney-Smith, and Reid.

We have no idea if Zion and Porzingis can stay healthy for most of the season but KSKT already has the look of an up-and-comer, just like our youngest owner himself!

Keepers: 2021

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Pre-Draft Trades 2021

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We had eight pre-draft trades this season, highlighted by our biggest, #114 between Chunky Monkeys and Squirtle Squad. Our current regular seasons champs are looking to push all-in and win their first title, moving for LeBron James  at the cost of rising star Bam Adebayo.

This marks the third time King James has been traded and so far he’s already brought championships to two Slam franchises  — Sour Snails and Chunky Monkeys. Even at the ripe old age of thirty-six years, James can be the difference maker for a team, especially when he’s now teamed up with back-to-back NBA MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo.

For Monkeys, this likely signals the start of a slow rebuild, as they have been actively looking to shop their veterans and some ill-fitting parts of their perennial contender. Or is this just a savvy move by Evan to get younger and win at the same time?!

There were some other trades of note as well. Funk Coalition also decide to exchange future for present, sending the injured Jonathan Isaac off to So Buckets for DeMar DeRozan. Note: This was SBUK's third trade ever in almost a decade in Slam. While both FUNK and SBUK have strong cases for contender status, this swap gives FUNK a shorter window to win-now, and gives the stacked SBUK roster another defensive piece for a defensive core that already features Joel Embiid and Rudy Gobert.

Players moved for picks: Kelly Oubre Jr. for a 2021 RD3, Montrezl Harrell for 2022 RD3, Dennis Schroder for a 2021 RD4/5 pick swap, and then the first ever in-dispersal trade which exchanged De’Aaron Fox and Jaylen Brown for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and OG Anunoby.

And then to wrap up, the father-son duo of SQSQ and KSKT teamed up to exchange KSKT’s 2021 RD2.12 Donte DiVincenzo for SQSQ’s RD3.16 Mason Plumlee and a RD5.16, which resulted in Tristan Thompson.

Great job guys with all the pre-draft moving and shaking!

Draft Order 2021

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Well, the global pandemic messed up our 2020 fantasy playoffs so the fairest thing to do was just install RD1 draft slots for 2021 in reverse power ranking order. That's right, no Toilet Bowl, no champion, nothing!

So RD1 was just done according to the draft slot rule instituted two years ago: Draft Slots in RD1, with SQSQ and SPDE installed as the presumptive finals contestants. Then RD2-6 was just slotted in Power Ranking order #1-16, with snaking from RD3 and on. [ New Post-Season 2.0 | Power Ranking 2020 | Draft 2021 Sheet ]


2021 DRAFT SLOT RD1
  1. ABCX (8-9-2)
  2. MELO (8-10-1)
  3. SBUK (8-10-1)
  4. KSKT (5-12-2)
  5. TRUO (5-13-1)
  6. BUFF (5-14)
  7. SOUR (4-15)
  8. SCRM (4-15)
  9. SPDE (14-4-1)
  10. CHMK (14-4-1)
  11. SWMP (14-5)
  12. FOBS (12-7)
  13. FJUB (12-7)
  14. FUNK (10-8-1)
  15. ILCN (9-10)
  16. SQSQ (14-3-2)

2021 DRAFT ORDER RD2-6
  1. SQSQ (14-3-2)
  2. SPDE (14-4-1)
  3. CHMK (14-4-1)
  4. SWMP (14-5)
  5. FOBS (12-7)
  6. FJUB (12-7)
  7. FUNK (10-8-1)
  8. ILCN (9-10)
  9. ABCX (8-9-2)
  10. MELO (8-10-1)
  11. SBUK (8-10-1)
  12. KSKT (5-12-2)
  13. TRUO (5-13-1)
  14. BUFF (5-14)
  15. SOUR (4-15)
  16. SCRM (4-15)

Brand New: Three Owners!

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With the upcoming 2021 season, we’re shepherding (another) three owners into Slam Nation history and bringing in a trio of new blood. And by “blood,” this time we mean actual family members…but more on that later.

First off, we say goodbye to Snack Bears, Team Cameltoe, and Hilt the Stilt. Thank you for your years with us Brandon, Felipe, and Dave. We wish you good luck in your retirement. For posterity’s sake, here are their team records over their years with us.

  • Snack Bears: 33-64-1, 0.340. Five seasons, one playoff appearance, one Toilet Bowl finals.
  • Team Cameltoe: 20-56-3, 0.263. Four seasons.
  • Hilt the Stilt: 10-29, 0.256. Two seasons.

Unfortunately, Cameltoe and Hilt are the holders of the title for worst two regular season records (by individual owner) in Slam history, and were also some of our most inactive management teams, according to our Owner Rankings. But that’s why we’re so excited for our new batch of owners! Let’s welcome Jordan, Matt, and Jack! We’ll go into their bios below but suffice to say, this rookie class is very exciting indeed.

SCRM Screaming Eagles (Jordan)

A total stranger to Slam, I found Jordan through the magic of the Internet — Reddit message board? — and it’s been first love ever since. A Raptors fan with relatively little experience in fantasy basketball — he just started playing last season — Jordan has already proven his chops with savvy dispersal picks and team building abilities. As our first resident Canadian, Jordan is bringing huge enthusiasm into the league and we’re thrilled to have him!

Before an unfortunate physical accident a few years back, Jordan was big into tennis, squash, and cycling competitively, but since then has been working on his recovery while leading a more sedentary lifestyle. And it seems like playing fantasy basketball will be a part of that, hurray!

KSKT Krispy Kreme Team (Matt)

Our first generational fantasy owner — across any league — Matt is Brian’s teenage son. I believe Matt has been co-running Squirtle Squad for a few seasons now and with great power now comes great responsibility: his own franchise. An Eagles and Sixers fan, Matt currently plays both basketball and tennis for his high school. A smooth shooting all-around guard, we’re curious how Matt’s IRL game would stack up to his dad’s — who was ranked number six overall of Slam owners in real basketball, by our scouts from 2011. Until we get that Slam Nation basketball tournament going, we’ll have to wait and see if we can get a son versus father fantasy title showdown instead, as KSKT could soon rule the Russell Conference while SQSQ are the defending Chamberlain Conference champs.

MELO Melo My Mind (Jack)

Our last new owner, Jack is actually a Jonathan, but we’re substituting in a nickname because two Jons is just too difficult to track for record keeping. [Um yeah, that’s the story we’re going with…] Jack is the second family relation to join this offseason, as he is Trieu’s brother-in-law and also living in Phoenix. That means not only do we have the prospect of future Brother, Father/Son Bowls, but also a Brother-in-Law Bowl as well! And heck, MELO could even eventually face off with TRUO Thien in a Russell Conference finals before taking on SOUR Trieu in a finals matchup. Strangely, for a Lakers fan, Jack’s favorite current player is Jayson Tatum…suspicious!


Dispersal Draft Results

It was a straight up #1-3 snake draft for dispersal this season, with the big prize being Anthony Davis. Jordan won first dispersal slot pick (taking over for HSTL), followed by Matt (taking CMTO) and then Jack (taking over SNAC). We’ll look at the individual teams more carefully in our season preview but in a wild thrill, we had our first in-dispersal trade — after five dispersal drafts all-time!

In trade ID#119, SCRM Jordan and MELO Jack exchanged RD2.3 De’Aaron Fox and RD3.1 Jaylen Brown for RD2.1 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and RD6.1, which was eventually used by SCRM to select OG Anunoby.

Overall we had eleven players taken from the leftover rosters of our three exiting teams, while seven were free agent non-keepers.