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Season Recap: Chamberlain Conference

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So yeah, the 2020 season is over, even if the NBA season comes back for an abbreviated session, it's safe to say our fantasy year is done. So let's take a look at our teams! [ Midseason: Top Eight | Bottom Eight ]

#1 SQSQ Squirtle Squad (14-3-2)
After coming out of three years of rebuilding, Squirtle re-emerged from a three year slumber last season to capture a fifth seed in the playoffs as Giannis Antetokounmpo bulldozed his way to his first NBA MVP. With a possible back-to-back MVP coming his way, Giannis led the way during this 2020 campaign and got Squirtles to the very top, giving SQSQ their second-best season of all time — their first was a 10-2 record in a lockout shortened 2012. After making four postseason appearances in their first six seasons, Squirtle had hit a lull but has crept up from three wins, to eight, to nine, to twelve, to fourteen.

With those fourteen wins -- tied with three other teams this season — SQSQ had two juicy ties to take the regular season crown for the second time in their eleven long history — and captured their third division/conference crown as well. And all this happened with John Wall and Jusuf Nurkic out for the season, and basically Blake Griffin as well.

It’ll be interesting to see if GM Brian decides to go with a younger keeper core or to work the veterans back in. The emergence of Bam Adebayo as a fantasy monster this year gives SQSQ two massive cornerstones and it looks like the future backcourt could be set as well, with free agent sensation Devonte’ Graham and 2018 RD1.2 Lonzo Ball firing it up from outside and finding his stride in New Orleans.

Squirtles were the odds on favorite for the title this year, so it’s sad to say that we may not get to see them finish out and potentially earn their first SlamNation title. Still, Giannis and Bam are both quite young so there will be more contention ahead. Congrats Squirtles on a fantastic year and a paper title!

#2 SPDE Spade (14-4-1)
Whew, SPDE really handled business over the second half of the season as they won eight of their last games heading into the postseason. (Oh wait, what postseason?!) Randall had a shot at capturing his first regular season crown but instead will have to settle for garnering a power ranking of two for the year.

This was actually mostly a dream season for SPDE, as their health remained steady and they even managed to put up the second-most Games Played in the league at 498 GP. The only person to miss significant games was Derrick Favors early on, plus a splash of Kevin Love, but everyone else on the team stayed quite healthy. The only question is how this veteran laden team could pull off this trick again. Having only dipped below twelve wins once in their seven year Slam history, SPDE has no problem getting into the playoffs, but this year might have been one of their most healthy iterations. Too bad, so sad.

And while Kawhi Leonard is squarely in his prime, his regular seasons will always be load managed, and the only under twenty-five year old cornerstone on this squad is Devin Booker. It’s likely we’ll see at least Al Horford drop out of the keeper rotation, but will someone like Favors, O.G. Anunoby, Norman Powell, or rookie Tyler Herro make the cut instead?

SPDE ended the season with ODE splits of 2/3/5, making them analytically the second-best team heading into the almost playoffs. Would that have translated into their first ring? I guess we’ll never find out!

#8 ILCN IL Conceived (9-10)
Luka magic! Well, okay, it was magical for the first half of the season. After starting off 7-4, ILCN petered out to just 2-6 the rest of the way as Doncic, Jaren Jackson Jr., Draymond Green, and a whole host of others all hit injury issues. There was all still enough on this team to take IL Conceived to a playoff appearance — the first in their three year history — but they still haven’t broken 0.500+ yet. It's likely they would have preferred a seat in the Toilet Bowl but upward progress is great and the super young core here is still drool worthy.

Luka's faster than expected ascent into the MVP conversation has this team on a quicker trajectory than anticipated, and it’s just a matter of putting the right pieces around the core of Doncic, JJJ, and Donovan Mitchell. More drafts like this season’s would be a huge boon. Possible NBA Sixth Man of the Year Dennis Schroder was a wonderful get at RD3.12, but the real gem may have been the post-draft trade for Markelle Fultz — exchanged mid-draft for Reggie Jackson. Fultz has resurrected his career and may even contend with RD1.4 Darius Garland for a keeper slot. Who would have thunk!

Frank won 2020 Coach for the Year for his league leading 502 GP, and that’ll be a nice first trophy on his mantle. We’ll see what this team can do next season, but with the core three averaging twenty-one years old, ILCN can look forward to taking another step up the contention ladder next season.

#9 ABCX Another Bad Creation (8-9-2)
After finishing with the second-to-last worst record in the league last year, ABCX was looking for a bounce back season and they got it. While they finished a tiebreaker out of the postseason, the acquisition of 2020 RD1.2 Ja Morant was enough to reenergize this franchise, who has seven playoff appearances in their decade plus in Slam.

ABCX finished the year with a 3-2-1 record, with two of those wins coming against excellent competition — WK14 versus SWMP and WK15 versus FJUB. A lot of that probably had to do with the unleashing of Russell Westbrook, and the super athletic trio of Westbrook, Morant, and Derrick Rose has to be some sort of super point guard slam dunk team.

An injection of youth was exactly what Oliver needed, as his 2020 draft, aside from Morant, was heavy on veterans. And now the virus shortened season means LaMarcus Aldridge gets one year older, as does Westbrook. With an actual Toilet Bowl not happening, it’s likely ABCX could get another very high draft pick coming their way. That’s good news as their 2020 draft didn’t yield much except Morant. (Could free agent pickup Daniel Theis supplant Enes Kanter in the keeper lineup? Seems likely right?) We’d love to see ABCX back in the playoff picture, and it looks like they’re headed that direction. Go Ja!

#11 SBUK So Buckets (8-10-1)
After a disastrous 2019 campaign where this talent laden roster went 10-9-1 — yes “disastrous” is relative, we know they won the 2019 Toilet Bowl — there were hopes that SBUK would return to contention status. Instead they slipped backwards, even after course correcting and getting their Games Played to league average. What gives?

After six straight wins to begin the season, SBUK slid back to the pack with two losing streaks of five games each, and a 0-5-1 whimper to end the year — four of those losses were against future playoff teams and the fifth was versus a surging Snack Bears.

Their 11/12/4 ODE splits over the past month were quite different from their season long 13/7/6, and it’s hard to pinpoint the problem. Of course, having Joel Embiid and Kyrie Irving end the year injured, and Gobert shutting down the entire NBA didn't help, but SBUK was all over the place for most of the season.

On paper, this is still a very strong team though, as evidenced by a roster featuring Irving, the twin towers, and filled in with CJ McCollum, DeMar DeRozan, and some combination of Thomas Bryant (also injured most of the season) and Serge Ibaka. The big question is how good 2020 RD1.3 RJ Barrett will become. The rookie put up some of the worst shooting in history with 40.2 FG% and 61.4 FT%, but will get plenty of minutes on a Knicks franchise without much else. After two straight years out of the playoffs, SBUK fans are clamoring for better times since they are used to a winning tradition. Let’s see if Josh can give it to them!

#14 BUFF Buffy (5-14)
As for winning traditions, BUFF racked up two division titles in their first four Slam seasons — 2011 and 2013 — but haven’t found much success since then, averaging a mere 6.4 wins during the past seven campaigns, highlighted by a 0.500 season five years ago. After last year’s promising 8-11-1 year, BUFF looked to be trending up but it’s another step backward for them this past season.

However, dig underneath those very average 10/9/10 season long ODE and we have some gold underneath. The 2-11 start transitioned to a 3-3 finish and it’s impossible to ignore how much GM Roger has upgraded this roster. After trading for Ben Simmons pre-draft, BUFF also stepped into All-Star campaigns for first timers Brandon Ingram and Domantas Sabonis, and found Kendrick Nunn on the free agent pile.

While 2020 rookies De’Andre Hunter (RD1.5) and Cam Reddish (RD4.11) had some hefty struggles this year, they both picked up their games as the year went along. Will both be keepers? Add in a mid-season trade of Malcolm Brogdon for Spencer Dinwiddie and BUFF went from zero All Stars last season to three this year! With Klay Thompson returning, BUFF should be an offensive powerhouse next season, and things are looking up for them after a long time out of the spotlight.

#15 SOUR Sour Snails (4-15)
Welp, we were hoping to celebrate the end of a dynasty for SOUR this season, as they were sinking to the bottom after four titles in five years, but this aborted postseason means they’ll be the returning champs once again. Ugh, how lucky can one team be?!

With Steph Curry joining Kevin Durant on the injured list for most of the season, SOUR’s repeat title hopes were sunk from the start, but it looks like they’ll be back to defend their title with a fully healthy roster. The last time SOUR got only four wins — in an aborted twelve game season — they came away with 2013 RD1.2 rookie Damian Lillard as the Toilet Bowl runner-up. So maybe we should be lucky there’s no Toilet Bowl this season?

SOUR racked up six lineup violations this season and was bottom three in Games Played, but those numbers don’t tell us much of anything as this was a lost year for Trieu. They’ll return two former MVPs, Pascal Siakam, Zach LaVine, and some combination of Mitchell Robinson, pre-draft acquisition Terry Rozier, and 2020 RD1.13 Steven Adams or 2020 RD4.8 rookie PJ Washington. We have no doubts SOUR will be back in the championship mix next year and I guess we’ll just have to settle for an off year that turned into a really off year for the defending champs!

#16 HSTL Hilt the Stilt (4-15)
It’s been tough sledding for Dave his first two years in Slam. They’ve gone 6-14 and 4-15, with bottom of the rankings in Games Played and lineup violations — this year they had a second-“best” seven violations. With an eight game losing streak and a 1-10 record to end the season, it’s hard to say where HSTL is heading.

The thing is, we still like this team! After a promising dispersal draft, HSTL has been beset by bad luck. Sophomore Wendell Carter has only played forty-plus games each of his two years, franchise cornerstone Victor Oladipo finally made his return to the court mid-season, and Andre Drummond achieved his dream of going to suck up bricks in Cleveland.

However, there were still some bright spots this year, which could point to some shot at respectability for HSTL moving forward. 2020 RD1.7 rookie Coby White emerged as an explosive, if erratic, gunner; 2019 RD2.6 sophomore Mikal Bridges proven his defensive chops once again; and Jaylen Brown made a leap (he was acquired along with Carter for Josh Richardson).

However, for a team with a glaring hole at point guard — we don’t think White is the answer, at least for AST — not keeping Fred VanVleet and trading away Terry Rozier before this year’s draft could come back to haunt them. We’d like to see some improvement in GP and moves — HSTL tied for the league low with four total — for this franchise to see if they can scrape into mediocrity at least.

Season Recap: Russell Conference

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We're throwing in the towel on 2020... It's sad but true. Let's take a look at how each team did in this aborted NBA season. [ Midseason: Top Eight | Bottom Eight ]

#3 CHMK Chunky Monkeys (14-4-1)
The Monkeys are only one year removed from their first title and were in a nice position to challenge for their second ring — especially with nemesis Sour Snails out of the picture. However, this aborted season could hurt CHMK as they aren’t exactly spring chickens. Of course, almost winning another regular season crown was within reach, and they were only a third seed due to one less tie and a H2H tiebreaker lost to SPDE. LeBron James and James Harden are basically enough to power CHMK to the best offense in the league — they led the season in PTS, 3PT, and was second in AST. Adding Davis Bertans and Bogdan Bogdanovic via the 2020 draft helped on that side of the ball as well. (Is it possible one of them overtakes Otto Porter as a keeper, after Porter’s injury plagued season?)

Since James continues his immortal ways, the championship window is always open here. The core of LeBron, Harden, and Lowry are definitely the oldest in the league, but it looks like last year’s prize rookie, 2019 RD1.16 Collin Sexton, might be something after a so-so rookie season. Having a young scorer like Sexton blossom is exactly what this aging core needs.

Monkeys may not be as dominant in years past but they did rip off a 9-0-1 stretch midseason, and there’s just no way a team this loaded can be counted out during any season, even as the competition for a title has gotten even tougher. For now, congrats to Evan on yet another division/conference title, their third in the last four years.

#4 SWMP Swamp Dragons (14-5)
After losing to Sour Snails in the 2019 Finals, SWMP was hoping to make their fourth Final appearance in nine years. And they were in perfect position to do it too, as their ODE splits of 2/1/6 over the last month had them the analytical favorites. Of course, the injuries to Kelly Oubre Jr., mid-season trade acquisition Malcolm Brogdon (for 2020 RD1.9 rookie Brandon Clarke), and the in-and-out status of Deandre Ayton probably would have put them short in the postseason. Unless free agent pickup and future NBA MVP Christian Wood — acquired for just $1 FAAB — was going to carry them to title town!

SWMP wrapped up the regular season on a 7-1 run — the lone loss was to ABCX — and they were 11-2 from December on. Just about everyone on this roster is at or near their primes, with Nikola Jokic and Paul George leading the way. And now Ayton has firmly cemented his “not Luka but still damn good” fantasy status. With D’Angelo Russell and Malik Beasley both moved to Minnesota, there’s once again a wealth of depth and roster decisions for Eddie. Could Beasley edge out Oubre or Brogdon — the rare losing trade between FUNK and SWMP, as the send off was rookie Brandon Clarke — for a keeper spot next season? We count nine possible keepers here… Yep, SWMP is loaded and we’ll see if they can push their way to a semi back-to-back Finals appearance next year!

#5 FOBS Fob Stars (12-7)
Well, that was unexpected. After hovering around 0.500 for the past four years, FOBS put up an impressive twelve wins on their way to a 0.632 season, good enough for a power rank of five and home court advantage in the postseason — this would have been their fifth straight appearance after their first six seasons in the Toilet Bowl.

Much of their success can be attributed to a league leading efficiency rating, as they are stellar at both percentages and have very low turnovers for a better than league average offense. FOBS ended the season on a 4-1 run, and was leading SPDE during the aborted last week. Would they have been good enough to be a dark horse contender? Maybe!

The Damian Lillard show continues to roll on, and 2018 RD3.8 pick John Collins really exploded in his third year, even after missing the first twenty games due to a PED suspension. Collins gives FOBS another fantasy superstar to build around and 2020 RD1.12 Rui Hachimura showed enough in his injury plagued rookie season to give FOBS fans hope that he’ll be a cornerstone piece as well.

We made fun of GM Jimmy for keeping Jordan Clarkson and DeAndre Jordan this past offseason, but both were pretty serviceable actually. Add in the return to (assist) form from Ricky Rubio and we have to say it: the FOBS' contention window is right now. Lillard, Rubio, and 2020 RD2.4 Bojan Bogdanovic are all on the wrong side of thirty, and with FOBS getting better each year, it’s time to turn their sights toward a big move!

#6 FJUB Fat Jubas (12-7)
Eleven years, ten playoff appearances! FJUB has consistency been one of the better teams around but after a title in 2012, they haven’t really been true contenders for the most part. The same goes for this season, as they put up another twelve wins — their third in a row. Still, there are some accolades to hand out. FJUB led the league in defensive rating and Eric was the top ranked owner, with a third ranking in Games Played, second in moves (with twenty-seven), and those twelve wins, good for a fifth ranking. So good job there!

Chris Paul was reborn in Oklahoma City, while Jonas Valanciunas had a peak season in his new home of Memphis. CP3 and Jonas have been with Jubas for eight and seven years respectively, giving them one of the under-the-radar longest serving one-team keepers around. Unfortunately, this probably wasn’t FJUB’s year to win it all either, as they stumbled down the stretch with only two wins in five games — after an impressive 8-1 streak right before.

The potential title window here could be closing soon too, as Paul is thirty-five, new Rocket Robert Covington about to turn thirty, and both Jrue Holiday and Valanciunas approaching thirty as well. The good news is that 2020 RD3.10 Fred VanVleet is just entering his prime and coming off a career year, while rookie Eric Paschall could also contend for a keeper slot after a usage heavy first season in Golden State. Shout out to free agent pickups Shake Milton and Naz Reid too!

FJUB has been good but not great for awhile now, but maybe a bit of rejiggering could take them back to their glory days. Let’s hope they can do it!

#7 FUNK Funk Coalition (10-8-1)
After stringing together back-to-back postseason appearances last season, FUNK is officially out of the doldrums with their third straight playoff showing. After their first eight seasons of rarely touching 0.500, that’s definitely cause for celebration. Three-peat!

Even after putting up a third-“best” violations of six lineup mishaps, FUNK was able to pull it together down the stretch to go 5-1 -- all without Karl-Anthony Towns around and Jonathan Isaac lost for the season. It was the Jayson Tatum show down the stretch as he fulfilled his promise as KAT’s all-around running mate. Now the KAT, Tatum, and Trae Young core just needs some tinkering to potentially sniff contention status.

GM Jon made the only two in-season Slam trades this season — that’s embarrassing guys, c’mon! — and ended up with promising rookie Brandon Clarke to add to their frontline. Aside from Gordon Hayward, every other possible keeper is twenty-five or younger, so the future is bright for FUNK. Now if Towns could just stay healthy and not devolve into injury plagued Anthony Davis 2.0, there might be more success down the road for our friendly commish. Woohoo, Tatum!!!!

#10 SNAC Snack Bears (8-10-1)
A team with championship aspirations to start the season — on the heels of drafting Zion Williamson with 2020 RD1.1 — SNAC had a tanktastic start to the season as they went 1-7 and lost eight of their first ten matchups. Ah, but when Williamson came back and Nikola Vucevic and Kristaps Porzingis found their footing, it was a different story as they racked up a 6-2-1 over the back half of the year — although not one of those were versus a team with a winning record. That left them just outside the playoff picture.

SNAC finished the season with ODE splits of 7/5/8 — rising to 6/4/13 over the last month — which bodes well for them. Aside from some percentage and turnover issues, this team seems capable of having it all, with outstanding strengths in PTS and BLK when fully healthy.

Revisiting SNAC’s two big pre-draft deals, it could be argued that SNAC lost both of them, as Bam Adebayo emerged as a fantasy star (traded along with Blake Griffin for Vucevic) and Jaylen Brown arguably surpassed Richardson in value (that trade also included Wendell Carter going to HSTL). However, consolidation had to be done and it’s hard to beat Vucevic’s all around numbers. And of course, the core of Bradley Beal, De’Aaron Fox, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Vucevic, Porzingis, and Josh Richardson are top notch, so adding another lottery talent seems almost unfair. With a little tinkering, and some Zion health, there’s no way this team finishes so low again.

The one blemish heading into next season is SNAC’s thirteenth ranked Games Played, which could use some work next season. Could a new coaching philosophy help juice this team to contention?

#12 CMTO Cameltoe (5-12-2)
In CMTO’s four years in the league, they’ve racked up a whopping twenty wins, and are batting 0.263 — good for second worst owner record of all time. They ended the season on a 0-8-1 losing streak and had nary a highlight on the season, aside from WK7 and WK11 wins versus FOBS and SQSQ respectively. Despite some optimism at midseason, this franchise remains in the dumps.

Even a fully healthy season from Anthony Davis — and a fantasy MVP-esque season from Hassan Whiteside — can’t seem to change CMTO's fortunes. The real culprit here is the coaching from Felipe though, as they led the league with nine lineup violations and had the lowest GP at 398 — the league average is 461. With only 20.9 GP per week, it would be impossible for almost team to win consistently.

The good news is that there is some promising talent here. Aside from Davis and Whiteside, there’s still the potential of 2020 RD1.8 Jarrett Culver, sophomore Michael Porter Jr., and the mysterious in-and-out stylings of Marvin Bagley. The core also includes Buddy Hield, who is the lone above-average player in the backcourt. With another high pick coming up, CMTO will need to find some sort of point guard solution to move the franchise forward, but most of all they’ll need to get their lineups into the game!

#13 TRUO Truo Thien (5-13-1)
At the bottom of the Russell Conference, we have Thien, whose TRUO franchise has averaged 10.2 wins for over a decade. This past season's five total wins was definitely a nadir — coming off their first non-0.500 campaign in 2019 — but this is a coach that never slacks as Thien led the league in Moves again with 42 — second place was FJUB with 27 — and was top five in Games Played. Even in a losing campaign, “that’s how you play the game!”

Of course, going 1-7-1 over the back half of the season isn’t pretty but it’s been a tough injury season for TRUO all around. Jimmy Butler was a rock this year but Kemba Walker missed the last month, Mike Conley is either in precipitous decline or mostly washed, and Lauri Markkanen is starting to lose some of his promising shine.

Could the future portend a shift to a full rebuild? It’s hard to imagine some of this season’s stalwarts like Marcus Morris and Julius Randle repeating their numbers next year. Or can Thien unearth some gems with their next draft? TRUO has never found themselves near the bottom of the standings before so it’ll be interesting to see what they do moving forward. But organizations win championships and TRUO has been one of Slam’s best so we’re eager to see what they can cobble together to return to the postseason.

Power Ranking: 2020

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So despite our abbreviated season, we do have the final standings -- assuming the regular season doesn't pick up where it left off. We played WK1-19, and here are the power rankings, after accounting for tie-breakers. [ 2019 New Rules | Power Ranking Formula ]


#1 SQSQ Squirtle Squad (14-3-2)
#2 SPDE Spade (14-4-1)
#3 CHMK Chunky Monkeys (14-4-1)
#4 SWMP Swamp Dragons (14-5)
#5 FOBS Fob Stars (12-7)
#6 FJUB Fat Jubas (12-7)
#7 FUNK Funk Coalition (10-8-1)
#8 ILCN IL Conceived (9-10)

#9 ABCX Another Bad Creation (8-9-2)
#10 SNAC Snack Bears (8-10-1)
#11 SBUK So Buckets (8-10-1)
#12 CMTO Cameltoe (5-12-2)
#13 TRUO Truo Thien (5-13-1)
#14 BUFF Buffy (5-14)
#15 SOUR Sour Snails (4-15)
#16 HSTL Hilt the Stilt (4-15)

Tie Breakers

  • SPDE vs CHMK (14-4-1): H2H to SPDE, WK1
  • FOBS vs FJUB (12-7): H2H to FOBS, WK5
  • ILCN vs ABCX (9-10, 8-9-2): H2H to ILCN, WK7
  • SNAC vs SBUK (8-10-1): H2H to SNAC, WK9 and WK17
  • SOUR vs HSTL (4-15): H2H to SOUR, WK2


Final Standings 2020

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Midseason: Bottom Eight

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We’re really closer to the end of the season, but we’re not at All Star break yet so let’s continue our tour of our teams at midseason! Last time, we looked at the eight teams that are likely playoff bound and none of that has changed since — if anything the gap has widened — with five wins being the best that the rest of the league has been able to muster. Let’s take a look at our possible Toilet Bowl contestants. [ Midseason: Top Eight Preseason: Chamberlain | Russell ]

Russell Conference
FUNK Funk Coalition (5-7-1)
A team that began the season with championship aspirations, Funk Coalition has been felled by a number of reasons. The absence of Karl-Anthony Towns surely was a big one, along with Gordon Hayward until recently, but Coach Jon has also been asleep at the wheel. With five GP violations — defined as weeks where they messed up their lineup — Funk didn’t come anywhere close to maxing out their winning opportunities, with WK8-11 the most egregious example of their negligence. (They did go 2-2 during this stretch however.) They have the fourth-worst Games Played ranking at 293 — the league average is 310 GP. After starting the season off 3-0-1, Funk has lost three in a row and are 2-7 since, with matchups against the defending champs this week, and then three playoff teams in a row.

But GM Jon never gives up, as he just moved Spencer Dinwiddie to BUFF for Malcolm Brogdon — there was an earlier in-season trade for Goga Bitadze — and KAT has returned to action. Even with Jonathan Isaac out for the season, FUNK could try to make a strong push to end the year. This is still a decent offensive team with Trae Young and Jayson Tatum carrying the load — at the cost of a fifteenth ranked FG% — but this team is terrible on the boards, ranking last in the league in REB, and suffers from a lack of PTS as well. Can better coaching and health give Funk some respectability back?

CMTO Cameltoe (5-7-1)
While the real Anthony Davis is enjoying life as a Laker, the fantasy AD is wallowing in CMTO-land, as he’s playing on a team that started off 1-1-4. The good news is that football season is over and Cameltoe has gone 4-3 in recent weeks, with a huge win over the Chamberlain leading Squirtle Squad in WK11. After racking up only three wins all of last season, this 2020 CMTO campaign is actually a bit of a success already. Of course, Coach Felipe continues to lead the league in violations (six) and are last in total Games Played, with only 280 GP (21.5 avg) on the season. It’s hard to win when your guys don’t play, and we’re curious what a full Cameltoe lineup would look like.

After all, CMTO has the best center duo in the league, with Davis and Hassan Whiteside annihilating foes inside, helping CMTO rank tops in BLK. Unfortunately, that’s all CMTO has been good at this season, as the rest of this roster has been underwhelming all season long. Even Buddy Hield has been a bit off his game. Cameltoe are basically worst in the league in PTS, AST, STL, and don’t even have a great FG% or REB ranking despite their dominating twin towers.

This is still a growing team however, with Marvin Bagley, rookie Jarrett Culver, and the sky high potential of Michael Porter Jr. to build around. Heck, Mortiz Wagner was looking pretty nasty before he suffered injuries. With another Toilet Bowl appearance all but assured, we’ll see if Felipe can take Davis and Whiteside to a high draft pick next season.

SNAC Snack Bears (4-8-1)
It’s been one heck of a disappointing season for Snack Bears. A roster that looked entirely overloaded preseason — and gave Brandon championship hopes — started off with one win in their first two months and well, that’s about all she wrote. Or is it?! During the past month, SNAC has gone 3-1-1 and Zion Williamson just made his debut in historic fashion on Wednesday night. All the juicy talent is still on-board and now healthy, with De’Aaron Fox and Nikola Vucevic rounding into shape after early season struggles. Even with Kristaps Porzingis taking his sweet time getting into the groove, Will Barton has stepped up to become an across the board contributor. And there’s still Bradly Beal, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, and Josh Richardson too.

SNAC is about league average in every category over the past month, with the only week spots being a fourteenth ranked FG% and a lowly 3PT and BLK ranking. If Zion can stay healthy the rest of the way, he could inflate some of those numbers quickly. Staring at another Toilet Bowl appearance, it’s quite possible Snack could rampage their way to another high draft pick to join this talented crew. A chance to upset SQSQ this week will give us an idea how good SNAC could potentially be. Until then, to Zion!

TRUO Game Changer (4-9-0)
After five straight playoff appearances, it looks like Thien will miss the postseason back-to-back for the first time in their history. TRUO started off 3-3 but then since then have collapsed to just one win in the past two months — that one win was against SOUR in WK10. I guess when Andrew Wiggins cools off, your team just slides down the standings! This last place team in Russell is going to need some help to make a dent in the Toilet Bowl. Of course, Thien is always grinding away, with the league’s second best Games Played at 331 GP (25.5 avg) — trailing ILCN by four games — and as always, leads the league in Moves.

TRUO actually has an ODE split of 5/9/11 on the season, which isn’t too bad, but that has dipped to 11/10/12 over the past month. Their glaring weakness is a last place ranking in FG%, as well as ranking near the bottom of the league in PTS, AST, and STL. The irony is that the backcourt is the strength of the team, as Kemba Walker and Jimmy Butler are likely NBA All Stars. Pre-draft acquisition Julius Randle has picked up his game of late as well — with Marcus Morris also getting trash stats in New York.

The problem is that Lauri Markkanen has struggled all year, and Mike Conley has basically been M.I.A. for the entire campaign. The only non-rookie drafted in the 2020 draft, Miles Bridges has outperformed most of the rookies taken beneath him, but has also been erratic despite good minutes. Overall, TRUO will need some luck and some pluck to challenge in the Toilet Bowl as they try to pull themselves out of a tailspin that must be foreign to their fans.


Chamberlain Conference
ABCX Another Bad Creation (5-7-1)
Ja Morant! The rookie is taking Memphis to the playoffs — a certainty right? — and will likely win R.O.Y. as he has been everything Oliver could have asked for in a RD1.2 pick. After starting the season off 1-4, ABCX has actually been kind of okay, with alternating weeks of a win and a loss for two months. They are 3-3-1 since WK6 and could topple Swamp Dragons this week given a little luck. At least they have eclipsed last year’s four wins already.

We attribute all this semi-success to Morant of course, who must be a pleasure to watch and own. Another Bad Creation still revolves around Russell Westbrook though, and he’s enjoyed help from super vets like LaMarcus Aldridge and Derrick Rose this season. Evan Fournier and TJ Warren provide enough complementary scoring punch to give ABCX a league average offensive rating — and an excellent showing in both percentages, giving ABCX a top five efficiency rating. However, this is a team without much defense, as they are last in STL and ranked about fourth to last in REB and BLK as well. Some outside shooting would be nice as well, even with Aldridge deciding to become a mad bomber from outside the arc recently.

While they are technically only two games out of a playoff spot, it’s likely ABCX will hit the Toilet Bowl again, and for a team with such a long in the tooth roster and some big gaping holes, it’s probably a good idea to collect some more talent. The question is if Ja and Russell will be enough to take Oliver to another high pick…

SOUR Sour Snails (3-10)
Have we ever had a title holder fall off so fast? Of course, this is SOUR we’re talking about so we’re not going to crow much. I mean, this is clearly a tank season for Trieu as they started off 1-10 to start the year, with their lone win versus HSTL in WK2. Being down Kevin Durant and Steph Curry will do that to you. Even Pascal Siakam has been in and out of the lineup this year. Coach Trieu has even put up three GP violations this season, and is third to last in Games Played overall. All part of the plan though!

The last time SOUR hit the Toilet Bowl, they went to the TB Finals and emerged with Damian Lillard (2012), and that came off the heels of a four win season. Since then they’ve won four titles — three in a row — and have dominated SlamNation. So um, yeah. While we won’t see Sour challenge for a ring this year, they will be going after a prize for sure. What are their chances of taking another long Toilet Bowl run?

Siakam is back, and Curry returns in a month. That will give the offense a huge boost of course, as SOUR is ranked fourteenth in PTS and AST. Even hobbled, they are good at FG% and STL, and Trieu can thank Zach LaVine for holding it down all year. Sadly, Terry Rozier has been eclipsed by Devonte’ Graham but he’s still been decent. There are a ton of areas of weakness for this team — especially on the frontline with Mitchell Robinson and Steven Adams — but never count out Sour, I think the whole league has learned that lesson plenty of times. Could a top pick next year join this roster? We must do everything in our power to prevent this, otherwise the Sour dynasty continues!

HSTL Hilt the Stilt (3-10)
In his rookie year, Dave struggled to get a hang of the way we do things. Still, HSTL emerged with six wins. This year, Coach Dave has only two GP violations — although they are still second to last in total Games Played with 287 (22.1 avg) — and half the wins. What is going on?! After starting off the season with a quick win, HSTL then stumbled to a 1-5 record and is currently mired in a five game losing streak. With a softer end of the year schedule, Hilt could pick it up but it’s possible they end up with less wins than last season.

The good news is, we like this team, even if it’s been shot through with injuries. Jaylen Brown has emerged as a borderline All Star, and the other return from the pre-draft Josh Richardson trade, Wendell Carter, has proven his worth. Andre Drummond continues to Drummond and well, Aaron Gordon hasn’t quite blown up has he? This team is begging for a franchise cornerstone and one could be on the way, as Victor Oladipo could finally return after an extended absence.

Can Oladipo help our lowest ODE team? Hilt is last in offense, twelfth on defense, and even sport a thirteenth in efficiency despite the low TOs from a small Games Played total. On the season, they are ranked last in PTS, FT%, 3PT, and AST. There has been a nice uptick in STL over the past month though. HSTL is still a growing franchise, and a top pick would certainly help but it’ll be an uphill battle for them to advance far in the Toilet Bowl. Still, there’s no reason Dave can’t surprise in his sophomore campaign and if Oladipo can return to the lineup, then Jaylen can take Boston to a title… Can you tell I’m all in on this year’s Celtics?

BUFF Buffy (2-11)
Unless something changes, Buffy is headed to a last place record and could likely sink even lower than their three win 2018 campaign. Ouch. When you start off 1-8, I guess the towel is about ready to be thrown in right? Of course not! GM Roger has never been one to give up, as evidenced by leading the league in Games Played last season. While BUFF has racked up two GP violations this year, they are still top give in Games Played and boast breakout seasons from three players: Brandon Ingram, Domantas Sabonis, and Malcolm Brogdon. That’s three possible NBA All Stars to emerge in one season! Plus the continued success of rookie free agent find Kendrick Nunn and this has been like an entirely new squad. So let’s now linger over Buffy’s two wins, perhaps they just need time to gel.

All that emerging talent has made the rookie whiffs of De’Andre Hunter and Cam Reddish easier to stomach. And with Ben Simmons now fully unleashed for a few weeks, BUFF has their sights set on winning the Toilet Bowl. They recently made a trade, acquiring Spencer Dinwiddie for Brogdon, and have a mostly healthy team moving forward — minus Klay Thompson’s lost season and the continued absence of Paul Millsap.

Even with all this losing, BUFF has been okay in their rankings, as the rare losing team that actually is quite balanced across every category. Over the past month, they are even top two in FG% and REB, with decent rankings everywhere save 3PT and FT%. There’s the promise of a good team here, and despite their lack of wins, BUFF could be a dark horse contender for the Toilet Bowl finals.

Midseason: Top Eight

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There’s talks that the NBA is considering a midseason tournament. What would it look like if we froze the standings now and had our playoffs? Let’s take a look at the top four teams from each conference! [ Preseason: Chamberlain | Russell ]

Chamberlain Conference
SQSQ Squirtle Squad (8-2-1)
After starting the season off with an 8-1 record, SQSQ has slipped in recent weeks, with two losses versus Fob Stars (by 1 3PT and 1 TO) and Cameltoe (by two 3PT and 1 STL). With a big matchup this week versus Chunky Monkeys, we’re about to find out if Squirtle is indeed the best team in the league.

With Giannis and Bam Adebayo leading the way — plus the emergence of not only Devonte’ Graham but also Jordan McRae and a little Isaiah Hartenstein — Brian’s team is loaded and already looking ahead to the playoffs. Their only weakness seems to be an inability to protect the rim — only ranked eleventh there in the past month — but otherwise this team is pretty much good to go as they are the only team in SlamNation with both a top-three rated offense and defense.

SPDE Spade (7-3-1)
Spade had a great start to the season as well, with one loss followed by six wins and a tie. They’ve suffered two losses to some top teams in recents weeks — versus Swamp Dragons in WK9 and Fat Jubas in WK10 — but was able to manage a tie against top ranked SQSQ in WK6.

Randall’s team has been relatively healthy this year and even with Kawhi Leonard’s land management, there's no reason to believe that Spade isn’t as dangerous as ever. Kevin Love is back, Derrick Favors is back, and so far nobody has suffered a debilitating injury yet! Spade is very strong in 3PT, AST, BLK, and are the top FT% team in the league. However, they do suffer from a somewhat poor FG% and could use a lot of help in the STL department. Two upcoming games against the cream of the opposing conference — Chunky and Fob Stars loom — will tell us what Spade is actually capable of.

ILCN IL Conceived (7-4)
After starting off 2-3, Frank’s team has been on a tear lately, going 5-1 since late November. Their only loss was versus Chunky Monkeys and that bodes well for their future. Plus, future MVP Luka Doncic has been injured! In his place, Donovan Mitchell has really stepped up, with Dennis Schroder, Markelle Fultz, and rookie Darius Garland all adding some useful numbers the past few weeks. A team without a point guard to start the season now has an overabundance of them.

ILCN has impressive offensive numbers but is lacking somewhat on the boards and with a bit of FT% trouble. We’re about to see what a fully formed team can look like though, as Luka is back, Draymond is playing well, and Jaren Jackson has figured out that he’s nearly seven feet tall and can rebound. With seven wins, ILCN will surely surpass their franchise/owner high of eight wins from two years ago. It’s on to the playoffs for this team!

SBUK So Buckets (6-5)
Um, what is going on here? Is it a tank job? After starting off the season undefeated with six straight wins, So Buckets has dropped five in a row, threatening their playoff position. And unlike last year, Josh hasn’t had any low Games Played weeks, so what gives? A tougher schedule certainly, as they have faced off against Squirtles, Swamp, and Jubas in recent weeks, but being unable to pick up a win for an entire month isn’t great.

Was Kyrie Irving really that key to this team’s success? Irving has been out for awhile — as has Thomas Bryant — but Joel Embiid and Rudy Gobert have been around, as have CJ McCollum and DeMar DeRoan. Sure, Eric Paschall has cooled off but this team would seem to be deep enough to withstand one or two injuries. On the season, Buckets is still tops in FG%, high on REB and BLK, and still league average in PTS even with Kyrie out. There is a definite lack of 3PT, AST, and STL here, so maybe this team is crying out for some backcourt help, even when Irving returns. We said before the season that this Toilet Bowl winner shouldn’t have any trouble avoiding the Toilet Bowl this season, but if they continue to slide, the loser’s tourney calls (again)!


Russell Conference
CHMK Chunky Monkeys (9-2)
The King is back! After stumbling out of the gates 1-2, Monkeys are now on an eight game tear, and will face off against Squirtle Squad this week for a monster matchup against the #1 and #2 teams in Slam. Even with injuries dotting their roster — Bogdan Bogdanovic, Davis Bertans, and Otto Porter Jr. are all out — the duo of a healthy LeBron James and James Harden is tough for anyone to beat. Evan’s team features the league’s top rated offense, paired with a top five defense, and are overall the top ODE team. Looks like a championship is back in Chunky’s sights!

They are ranked top three in PTS, 3PT, AST, STL, but there does seem to be a little room for help on the boards and along the frontline, as Clint Capela alone can’t quite hold it down himself with a roster full of mostly shooters for depth. We’ll see if anyone can stop the Monkey train but so far it’s looking like our title winner from two years ago is the favorite this season!

FOBS Fob Stars (7-4)
A surprising loss to the dramatically weakened Sour Snails last week doesn’t dampen the success that Jimmy has been having this season. They started off 5-1 and have gone about 0.500 the rest of the way, even dealing the first loss to Squirtles in WK10. Damian Lillard has been incredible and he’s got the right kind of offensive help with Jamal Murray and Bojan Bogdanovic alongside him.

The loss of rookie Rui Hachimura will be offset by the return of John Collins, which should help Fob’s woeful REB and BLK ratings. Even with DeAndre Jordan and Jarrett Allen patrolling the paint, this team can’t protect the rim at all, ranking dead last in that category. Everything else looks pretty good though, as Jimmy’s team has an excellent offense with top tier efficiency to boot. Some defensive help could push these Stars into proper contention, which would be a nice step up for a franchise perpetually on the verge.

FJUB Fat Jubas (7-4)
With Sour Snails out of the way, Jubas has their biggest rival gone as a championship threat. Will that give Eric’s team the necessary window to reassert their contender status? They started the season off 2-3 but have gone 5-1 since.

The backcourt trio of Chris Paul, Jrue Holiday, and Fred VanVleet are outstanding when healthy, and there is the right kind of defensive talent around them with Robert Covington and Myles Turner. Jonas Valanciunas has been incredible of late and Joe Ingles has finally turned to corner to return his 2020 RD1 draft status. This team could be ready to jump up another level, as many of their top guys are still returning to form or even slightly underachieving on the season.

Fat Jubas are very balanced, rating top three in total ODE with 8/3/7, featuring that third rated defense. A bit more scoring punch could help, as Jubas are ranked third to last there, but with such a stingy defense, maybe it doesn’t matter. In recent weeks, their 3PT and FT% have both ticked up to good levels and while that low FG% likely can’t be fixed, the upside is that Eric’s team is efficient and productive.

SWMP Swamp Dragons (7-4)
Another team on a run, Swamp had a 5-1 stretch from WK5-10, until a loss to IL Conceived last week. They’ve already stomped over Monkeys, Fobs, and Spade this year, so it could be said that Eddie’s team isn’t afraid of anybody. The return of Paul George probably has something to do with that, as he’s paired with the shocking Kelly Oubre Jr. — and Khris Middleton — to form one of the best wing combos in the league. Getting Richaun Holmes, Tomas Satoransky, Alec Burks, and Damion Lee has added greatly to this team’s depth, and we love rookie Brandon Clarke’s incredible FG%.

All of that adds up to the top rated ODE team in over the past month, as Swamp is dominating with an ODE of 2/2/1, which is just incredible as they are basically top two ranked in PTS, 3PT, REB, STL, and both percentages. The only thing Swamp is lacking for total dominance is a bit of extra AST and BLK, but nobody can have everything, can they? The scary thing is we haven’t even mentioned the return to form by early season slumper Nikola Jokic, or the return of DeAndre Ayton — although D’Angelo Russell is hurt. If there’s anyone who can challenge Monkeys for tops in Russell, it looks like cousin Eddie could do it. Note: Eddie’s Crunch Bunch just lost to Evan’s eventual champion Chunky Monkeys in our football league, so this could be a nice revenge!

Midseason Standings: 2019

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Weekly: Fantastic Four

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Last time we looked at our three bottom dwellers. So this time let’s flip it around and look at our top teams after six weeks, three of which are from the Chamberlain Conference. Let's step it up Russell!

SBUK So Buckets (6-0)
After a tough season last year, So Buckets are here to claim contender status once again. Raise your hand if you thought rookie RJ Barrett would be this good? With 15.4 PTS, 5.5 REB, 3.3 AST, plus 1.4 STL and a three, Barrett is producing quite well, albeit with a shocking 52.4 FT% — yes, that’s free throws.

Throw in the free agent pickups of rookie Eric "new Warriors leading scorer" Paschall and Dillon Brooks and that’s two more pieces added to an already formidable squad. I guess winning the Toilet Bowl really can jump you right back to the top eh? This team is loaded and even with Kyrie Irving in and out of the lineup, they should be able to fight for a division title and a deep playoff run.

SBUK has been riding its second ranked defense to the top — Joel Embiid and Rudy Gobert now have Thomas Bryant next to them — while pairing it with a league average offense and some not-so-great efficiency. While So Buckets sit atop the standings, they are only fourth in net ODE rating. Not that it matters because wins are wins!

The only caveat to SBUK’s early success is that they’ve only picked up two wins over 0.500+ teams — and one of those was a shortened WK1 matchup versus Spade. Still, this is great bounce back season for Josh and we’re happy to see him on top!

SPDE Spade (5-1)
After that first week loss to So Buckets in WK1, Spade has ripped off five wins in a row, including a tight 5-4 win last week against Squirtle Squad — taking the win by one BLK or six AST. On the season, SPDE is measuring out as the top rated ODE team, with a third-best offense paired with top four defense and efficiency. The only weakness they’ve exhibited so far is a lack of STL, but with Kawhi Leonard back in action, even that slight issue could be resolved.

Is Spade the best team in SlamNation? Well, we’ll find out when they get hit with their usual spate of injuries. For now, Brook Lopez is a little dinged up, Kawhi is always on load management, and Derrick Favors remains on the bench. Also, RIP 3.11 pick Zach Collins, who is basically out for the season after dislocating his shoulder.

Still, Devin Booker and Kevin Love are back, Al Horford and Jeff Teague are still doing their thing, and OG Anunoby is in the midst of a breakout season — 2.1 combined STL/BLK with 1.7 3PT. SPDE goes twelve deep when healthy and all it’ll take is Randall’s prayers to keep them upright and headed toward another Finals appearance.

SQSQ Squirtle Squad (5-1)
Proving that last year’s twelve wins were no mirage, Squirtle Squad and possible back-to-back NBA MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo are proving to always be formidable, ripping off five wins to start the season until they dropped a nail biter to Spade in WK6.

We want to talk about Squirtle’s breakout player of the year: Bam… Haha, just kidding. While the trade for Bam Adebayo and the just returning Blake Griffin has been stellar — Adebayo has been basically Giannis-lite minus the scoring and threes — the real star of the early season has been sophomore Devonte’ Graham, who has seized the point guard role in Charlotte and is putting up 18.2 PTS, 7.4 AST, and 3.4 3PT per game. Dejounte who?! (Yes, Dejounte Murray is back from injury and he’s been okay…) While Graham isn’t a youngster — he’s twenty-four already — getting him for $0 FAAB is the kind of move that could make a good team into a great team.

And while GM Brian lost faith in Moritz Wagner rather quickly, he’s now back on the squad and doing some breaking out of his own. And now Carmelo Anthony and Blake are here! Phew, are we gushing? This team is well balanced too, with a top five offense and a top three defense. The only worry is a horrible efficiency, mostly due to a wretched showing in FT%, which can’t be helped since Giannis is shooting 58.6 FT% on eleven attempts a game. Even Lou Williams and Blake’s fine free throw shooting can’t offset Giannis and Bam’s poor form there. But who cares!

SQSQ is ranked first in AST, second in REB, and has top five showings in PTS, STL, FG%. (BLK and 3PT could use some juicing up maybe.) We’ll see what Squirtle Squad is capable of as they have a matchup with undefeated So Buckets this week, and the winner will ascend to first in the Chamberlain Conference, if not the entire league.

FOBS Fob Stars (5-1)
Our lone team from the Russell Conference to make an appearance, FOB toppled Funk Coalition last week to end an undefeated November. They’ve picked up 5-4 wins every week, and their lone loss has been to Swamp Dragons. With a cupcake schedule coming up, Fob Stars could very well be on a seven game winning streak before they face off against SQSQ in a big WK10 matchup around Christmas. This seems like the year Jimmy finally is breaking through and it’s a welcome sight to behold for Fob fans around the world.

Damian Lillard has been spectacular as usual and he’s gotten extra offensive help from new acquisitions Bojan Bogdanovic, Jabari Parker (stepping in for the injured John Collins), and the previously mocked Jordan Clarkson (sorry!). Rookie Rui Hachimura is a double-double threat too, as he’s averaging 13.3 PTS and 5.6 REB on stellar percentages.

Most of all, pretty Ricky Rubio has fully returned to his pre-Utah days with 7.8 AST and 1.2 STL, while adding 1.3 3PT to boot. The two headed center mashup of Jarrett Allen and DeAndre Jordan seem to be working out as well, even if they can’t quite pick up FOB’s league worst BLK numbers.

So what is the top end for FOB? Well, their ODE rating is a second in efficiency, tenth in offense, and thirteen on defense. That’s mostly middling actually. But while Fob Stars aren’t great in most categories — outside of TOs — this has been a well coached team that makes few mistakes and is capable of toppling anyone in their way.

Weekly: Winless Teams

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Let’s get an early look at our three winless teams. Is hope on the horizon or should these three prepare themselves for a Toilet Bowl run already? Interestingly, three of the five top rookies went to these franchises, so we’ll tackle them in that order.

SNAC Snack Bears (0-3)
After a busy preseason flurry of trades and the drafting of uber-rookie Zion Williamson, we thought Snack Bears was headed for a title run. Instead, Williamson has yet to see the court and SNAC is floundering, losing to FUNK, CHMK, and CMTO in successive weeks. What in the world is going on?!

Even without Zion, this should still be a powerhouse team. But De’Aaron Fox, Bradley Beal, Josh Richardson, Nikola Vucevic, and Kristaps Porzingis have all started the season off ice cold, with none of them shooting better than 43% from the field. That has just crushed Snack and ownership seems ready to hit the panic button.

While Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has emerged as an offensive bright spot, the rest of the keeper core here has been underwhelming -- especially when other traded off pieces such as Bam Adebayo and Jaylen Brown have been outstanding. Even with draftees Will Barton and Cody Zeller throwing up incredible PTS/REB numbers, this team just can’t seem to get it going.

Snack are ranked top five in PTS, 3PT, AST, REB, and BLK but awful in FG% and not great in STL. Of course, those are the two exact areas a healthy Zion would help immediately. With a net offensive rating of third, and a defensive rating of sixth, all SNAC needs is for that second-to-last efficiency to perk up. The question is: can they do it without Zion? Or will big moves be coming soon?

ABCX Another Bad Creation (0-3)
We declared that there was a rebuild ahead for ABC and so far we’ve seen nothing on this young season that might say otherwise. They have the lowest combined ODE rating at 14 / 16 / 11 and rank in the bottom two in 3PT, REB, and BLK. But hey, their two percentage categories aren’t too bad! ABC has also been unfortunate to face off against two 3-0 teams in recent weeks, and we’ll see if they can beat fellow winless team Buffy in WK4’s matchup.

The good news is that 2020 RD1.2 Ja Morant has been as good as advertised, with 17.8 PTS, 5.2 AST, and 46.2 FG%. The lack of many threes isn’t a huge factor as projections had Morant as a non-deep threat anyway. And while Russell Westbrook may have lost his triple-doubleness upon his move to Houston, his improved FG% actually makes him a much better fantasy player and his overall numbers are still stellar.

ABC actually could be competitive, as they have a decent bunch of veterans behind those two in LaMarcus Aldridge, Evan Fournier, TJ Warren, and even an Isaiah Thomas sighting. With Derrick Rose and Enes Kanter on the mend — although Eric Gordon is out for six weeks — that’s not terrible right? We foresee a win coming for Another Bad Creation soon and with a bit of health, they could have a path out of the cellar.

BUFF Buffy (0-3)
Roger’s team has faced a similarly tough schedule, with opening losses to undefeated Squirtles and So Buckets out of the gate. A third loss to top ODE ranked Spade could point to just a vicious first month of games for Buffy. One of ABC or BUFF will emerge with a win this week, and after that it’ll be off to the races to see who can rack up win number two.

GM Roger scooped up rookies De’Andre Hunter and Cam Reddish during the draft but his best move so far was grabbing another rookie, Kendrick Nunn, off the free agent pile. The Miami scoring dynamo is already in the Rookie of the Year conversation and is putting up 16.9 PTS, 2.3 3PT, and 1.6 STL per game. Nunn has made the slow starts by Hunter and Reddish irrelevant.

On top of Nunn's success, Malcom Brogdon, Domantas Sabonis, and Brandon Ingram are all off to career years, with each averaging absurd numbers that look pretty sustainable! Add in a sprinkle of Dwight Howard magic and Buffy fans have a lot to cheer for, even with new franchise cornerstone Ben Simmons struggling early with injury.

The ODE ratings for Buffy agree that they should be much better, as their combined net rating is fifth overall, with a fourth rated efficiency backed by a seventh rated defense and eleventh rated offense. Buffy is tremendous in FT%, STL, TO, and is now no longer an offense-first team. The return of Kyle Kuzma will be a welcome boon to their shooting woes and astonishingly, Brogdon, Sabonis, and Paul Millsap mitigate Ben Simmons’ awful FT% with their high attempts and incredible percentages. If Buffy can add a splash of 3PT and BLK, it looks like they could be one of the more competitive teams around!

2020 Conference: Chamberlain

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We have new franchise ID numbers and franchise abbreviations so we're gonna use them for our post-draft and preseason previews. Yes I know WK1 just ended but we're running a little behind here at SlamNation headquarters okay!? Thanks for your patience and a great year to all [ 2019 Chamberlain | 2020 Russell ]

TeamID - Abbrev - Name (2019 Record, 2018 Record)

9 SQSQ Squirtle Squad (12-6-2, 9-10-2)
It had been three long years out of the playoffs for Squirtles but they have steadily gotten better each year after a disastrous three-win 2016 season. After racking up twelve wins — while leading Chamberlain Conference for much of the season — and an upset first round win versus Funk Coalition, the time is now for NBA MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo to challenge for a ring and GM / top five coach Brian knows it.

Antetokounmpo is an incredible piece to build around and he’ll have some new keeper teammates this year. A pre-draft trade moved out Nikola Vucevic after seven years of service and brought in Blake Griffin and Bam Adebayo to replace him. Griffin will make up for Vucevic’s offense while Adebayo will cover for his defense — and faces a breakout year in Miami. The return from injury of Dejounte Murray and Lonzo Ball will boost the backcourt while last year’s mid-season trade acquisition, Tobias Harris, should get an even bigger role in Philadelphia.

It seems like Squirtles will continue their offense first philosophy as they drafted Lou Williams (RD1.11) and Terrence Ross (RD2.5) early on. Both are instant offense from the bench and there’s actually nobody else on the roster save for IR stashes Jusuf Nurkic and John Wall. While we are completely out on Wall, having Nurkic in their back pocket for a postseason run could help Squirtles go up another level this season. And with their fifth, and final, pick of the 2020 draft, Brian took Michigan man Moritz Wagner, who has had a surprising preseason so far.  It’s been a long road back for this Squad back to contention but with Giannis around, it’s great to see them here!

10 ABCX Another Bad Creation (4-16, 15-5-1)
Ouch, after three straight division titles, Another Bad Creation had an awful 2019, putting up their worst regular season wins record ever. What happened? We don’t really know actually. I mean, it wasn’t like Oliver wasn’t coaching hard and trying to turn the season around, but maybe it was just of a talent? The highlights of the shoddy 2019 was a still inspiring Toilet Bowl run — upsetting two top seeds and almost getting to the TB Finals — that left them with the second overall pick in 2020.

That’ll be a great help to a keeper core that is, well, like the worst in the league. Russell Westbrook has even lost his alpha dog status, as he heads to Houston this season. Behind him is old man LaMarcus Aldridge, Derrick Rose, and young bucks like Enes Kanter, Evan Fournier, and TJ Warren. Maybe GM Oliver should have moved pre-keepers for some younger talent? We’ll see though, as this team has historically been good so it’s not up to us to question ABC’s vision.

Let’s talk about that 2020 RD1.2, which was used to select Ja Morant. Morant projects to be almost Westbrook-like, so this is an interesting destination for him. If he gets handed the keys to Memphis right away as expected, ABC will have two talents at the point guard position. It seems like Oliver is loath to overall the roster toward youth but invested instead in guys like Dario Saric and Alex Len, who have some promise. However, the other draft picks were Eric Gordon, Rajon Rondo, and Wes Matthews, who could be value picks for winning, but also lack upside. We’re curious how much ABC can improve this season, or if they’ll look to take the Westbrook-Morant pairing for another shot at a high lottery pick. We want this successful franchise back and competing for the top prize soon, even if it means a slower rebuild is in order.

11 Buffy (8-11-1, 3-16-2)
Another team on the rebuild, but swinging upwards. Buffy emerged from their franchise low point — three wins in 2018 — to notch eight wins last season, and flash a free flowing offensive game that held promise for the future. It’s been six long seasons out of the playoffs for Buffy and they haven’t had a winning record since 2013.

Pre-draft, GM Roger made a bold move to acquire Ben Simmons — costing them last year’s RD1.4, Trae Young — and now Simmons will be the centerpiece of a team that could use a multi-talent like him. Brandon Ingram has been erratically healthy over his young career but seems positioned to do well in New Orleans, and the situations for Domantas Sabonis, Kyle Kuzma, and Malcolm Brogdon all improved over the offseason. If only Klay Thompson were healthy, but Buffy will have to wait for his return.

After years of going veteran heavy, Buffy brought in two more rookies this year, Hawks teammates RD1.5 DeAndre Hunter and RD4.11 Cam Reddish. If either of them makes it to keeper value, that would be a big boon for this team. Hunter especially is intriguing as his defensive prowess is sorely needed on this all-offense team. It was a return to the old guys for the rest of Roger’s draft though, as Paul Millsap, Harrison Barnes, Dwight Howard, and Nicolas Batum join up to flesh out the rotation. With a pretty deep team, Roger will work his way toward more victories this season, and we can see them even going back-to-back for most Games Played in 2020 as well. C’mon Buffy, it’s been a long time out of the light, let Simmons bring you back!

12 SOUR Sour Snails (14-5-1, 10-11)
Our many time defending champs were on the ropes just two years ago but after one of the best drafts and free agent pickups in recent history — hello Pascal Siakam and Mitchell Robinson — Sour Snails is entirely back. Sheesh. After five straight Finals appearances, and four out of five titles, Snails are the dynasty that looks reloaded and ready for another set of titles. Not like they ever left of course...

At least Kevin Durant and DeMarcus Cousins are both out for the season — with Cousins being dumped as a potential keeper. It’ll be Steph Curry’s task to carry Sour to their title defense but he’ll have a lot of help. Zach LaVine is a scoring machine, Pascal Siakam is going to be even better sans-Kawhi, and GM Trieu even added Terry Rozier via a pre-draft trade that gives them another twenty point scorer. Even with Durant on the mend, this keeper core is as strong as anyone else’s.

Plus all those extra picks! Snails dealt up to secure two RD1s, spending them on Steven Adams and Landry Shamet. Adams gives them everything they need alongside Robinson and Shamet will be joined by rookie Tyler Herro and Glenn Robinson III as upside shooters. Fellow rookie PJ Washington may need time to develop but preseason find Marquese Chriss may find himself starting in Golden State. Oh and there’s obligatory Laker Alex Caruso, who doesn’t look half bad himself! We know the Snails will go all-in for another title so this is far from the final roster, but if this draft turns out anything like the last one, we may have to all just pray for more injuries to stop Snails!

13 SBUK So Buckets (10-9-1, 14-6-1)
After coming off their best regular season ever, and a Voltron division title two years ago, So Buckets saw themselves swapped from Russell to Chamberlain Conference. It looked like a golden opportunity to ascend to a higher plane as they became a top dog in their new home. Instead, Buckets took a step back last year yet still managed to pull it together to win the 2019 Toilet Bowl. Unfortunately new rules prevented So Buckets from adding the top overall pick — aka Zion Williamson — to an already loaded roster, but Buckets still earned a top-three pick for some tough work though the loser’s tournament as its top seed, fending off a fearsome upset bid by Another Bad Creation.

Kyrie Irving and DeMar DeRozan are heading into their ninth and eighth season with Buckets, with Joel Embiid and Rudy Gobert starting their sixth. Adding CJ McCollum via trade in 2017 solidified the fast five even more, paving the way for the past few seasons of Buckets stability. However, finding that last keeper has always been a bit tricky. In the past, Dario Saric and Jabari Parker didn’t quite work out and this year’s entry, Thomas Bryant looks good but could be jettisoned at the end of the season. However, that’s likely because So Buckets will add a promising rookie to this core, and not through any fault of Bryant’s, who’s on the verge of a breakout himself.

RJ Barrett was the consensus RD1.3 selection and he should bring in points and some assists right away. Adding a top flight selection to an already great keeper core is a recipe for a fast turnaround — just ask Swamp Dragons — and So Buckets should enter the 2020 title picture immediately. With that in mind, GM Josh went with Serge Ibaka and Goran Dragic in the draft as win-now veterans before trading a RD4 and RD5 for RD3.13 Delon Wright and his defensive upside. Josh Okogie will join this team as a sophomore with potential upside too. There should be zero chance these Buckets hit the Toilet Bowl again and we should look for them to be a true contender again.

14 SPDE Spade (12-7-1, 2-19)
Spade is used to being one of the most consistent teams around, posting at least twelve wins in each of their first four seasons in SlamNation. However, after a league low two wins in 2018, we weren’t sure if that would signal a wave of change for the most steady keeper cores around. Well, after another twelve win bounce-back season in 2019, it’s safe to say that Spade will be staying the course as a paper contender whose upside depends entirely on health. They were dangerous last season, as they proved by entering the playoffs as a #6 seed and then knocking out defending champs Chunky Monkeys. If they want to return to a Finals — something they did in 2016 — they’ll have to keep their fingers crossed.

We didn’t think it was possible for Spade’s keepers to get more injury prone, but by adding Danilo Gallinari — while jettisoning Paul Millsap — it’s likely none of their main six guys more than seventy games this season. Of course, when this lineup is even mostly intact, they are a well-balanced powerhouse. New champ Kawhi Leonard is basking in his title glow. Eric Bledsoe is um, already hurt. Kevin Love is healthy for now, as is Devin Booker, and Al Horford will Al Horford.

Last year’s early FA pickup of Brook Lopez really helped this team and Splash Mountain will return as Spade's first round pick. He will be joined by Jeff Teague and JJ Redick as fellow vets who produce and can be counted on to perform when the inevitable injuries hit this roster. Knowing that his team is getting longer in the tooth minute by minute, GM Randall invested mid-round picks in Zach Collins and OG Anunoby, and will hope one of them hits as solid contributors with potential keeper upside. RD6 pick Ish Smith could have a starting job in Washington so that’s a value buy. Barring more catastrophic injury, we can’t see Spade being anything other than a playoff team once again.

15 ILCN IL Conceived (7-13, 8-12-1)
In just two years, IL Conceived has built up an intriguing young core that boasts some massive upside and talent. Back-to-back stellar drafts have landed them superior talent. Heck, last year’s top three picks were Luka Doncic, Jaren Jackson Jr., and Miles Bridges (although not kept)! After some wheeling and dealing to get into position for another deep run in the Toilet Bowl last season, ILCN didn’t quite earn a top pick but still gave it a good shot and finished with RD1.4 in hand.

The question now is if Doncic and Donovan Mitchell are ready to take the next step. Aside from the young trio of Doncic, Mitchell, and Jackson, semi-new hands Caris LeVert and Montrezl Harrell will be on-board to shore up the depth in the keeper core. Draymond Green will have to have a huge year, as he’s the anchor of this team on defense and in the locker room.

While there’s a chance IL Conceived is ready to compete now, their draft certainly was aimed toward unearthing more talent. RD1.4 Darius Garland was the choice over Coby White — hopefully not a mistake! — and then fellow rookies Kevin Porter Jr. and Goga Bitadze were taken in the later rounds. Taurean Prince should get a head start on his free agency in Brooklyn, and an in-draft trade of Reggie Jackson for Markelle Fultz lands Frank with the mystery of mysteries. If Garland and Fultz flounder, Dennis Schroeder will have to pick up the slack here. Other than that, ILCN seems to be ready to challenge for a playoff spot this season after acquiring pieces the past two. Is it time for Luka and his boys to rack up some wins?!

16 HSTL Hilt the Stilt (6-14, 9-11-1)
We’re gonna give Hilt the Stilt a wash on last season. In his first season, Coach Dave racked up a ton of missed weeks and a very low number of Games Played, but yet still somehow emerged with six wins. That speaks to the talent on the team, as Hilt emerged from the dispersal draft with a nice core of youth and production. The offseason saw a bit of a shakeup, as a pre-draft trade shipped out Jason Richardson for Wendell Carter Jr. and Jaylen Brown. Interestingly, Terry Rozier wasn’t kept, even though HSTL had trouble finding a starting point guard all season last year -- he was moved for a 2020 RD4. Still, this team will return Victor Oladipo (eventually) and has the front court of Andre Drummond and Aaron Gordon to build around. Defensive stopper Mikal Bridges was the sixth keeper.

With a renewed emphasis on the season, there’s a chance Dave could pilot his team to the playoffs if he can get his Games Played under control. RD1.7 rookie Coby White seems to be better than advertised, and there’s still the upside of Anfernee Simons, Kevin Knox, Malik Monk, and rookie Bol Bol to explore. Jerami Grant has a new home in Denver but he fits right into this defensively talent team. For now, DJ Augustin will man the point as White grows into his new role in the NBA. Can we expect Stilt to make an improvement this season? It would be hard not to, as they made zero transactional moves last year en route to a not too shabby handful of wins. Here’s to a successful year two in SlamNation for Dave!

2020 Conference: Russell

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Here with part two of our 2020 preseason and post-draft review. Don't forget about our new franchise ID numbers, which is how we ordered this preview. Enjoy! [ 2020 Russell | 2020 Chamberlain ]

TeamID - Abbrev - Name (2019 Record, 2018 Record)

1 FJUB Fat Jubas (12-8, 12-9)
Since we restarted SlamNation for the new cycle, Jubas have only missed one playoffs, and have dipped below 0.500 just once. Coming off their fifth straight playoff appearance, these one-time champs will be looking for a way to take themselves to another title. Only one teams stands in their way, a team that has knocked the out of the playoffs in four of the last five seasons. Unfortunately, that roadblock is Sour Snails, the defending and seemingly always champs.

Led by Chris Paul and Jrue Holiday, Jubas took a defense focused approach last season and were top-three ranked there all season. They’ll lose some of the defensive focus with the loss of Serge Ibaka and Jerami Grant but Robert Covington should be healthy again, and so will Gary Harris. Myles Turner and Jonas Valanciunas form a huge frontcourt and clearly GM Eric knows how to put the pieces together to keep winning.

The draft brought in old favorite Joe Ingles (1.14) and the quite productive Jeremy Lamb (2.7), who should continue being sneaky good in Indiana. Finals hero Fred VanVleet joins Jubas, as well as Justise Winslow — which made many owners exclaim about his availability in RD4 — and Kelly Olynyk as a stretch option. Plus the last round pick of Danny Green, who could return sneaky value. There were rumblings of a Chris Paul trade for Jubas but so far no action yet, so for now, they’ll work their way to their usual playoff showing and look to take their team deeper into the playoffs. Maybe someone else can knock off Sour for them!

2 CHMK Chunky Monkeys (14-5-1, 20-1)
After notching their first title in 2018, Monkeys were ready for a sturdy title defense but were knocked out in the first round of the playoffs — by Spade — and then failed to win even one of their consolation games, giving them no wins in the postseason. After a 2017-18 stretch where they lost only two regular season games, Chunky went down five times last year, which portended their fate. Heading into 2020, they’ll be looking for their sixth straight playoff appearance, but at this point, with LeBron James aboard, it’s all about the rings.

LBJ is thirty-five, Kyle Lowry thirty-three, and James Harden thirty. Is this the last swing for this version of a contender? While Clint Capela and Otto Porter are right in their primes, a pre-draft trade shipped out Kelly Oubre Jr., who showed flashes late last season of being a breakout. Instead, sophomore Collin Sexton will get another chance to impress. That’s still a fearsome core and all GM Evan needs to do is to color in around the edges.

The draft brought in Marcus Smart in the first round, who was “the best player available” according to inside sources, and then dual Warriors’ big men Kevon Looney and Willie Cauley-Stein in the second and third. It was clear that shooting was a priority as Bogdan Bogdanovic, Davis Bertans (via a trade with Buffy), and Norman Powell were added to the bench for depth. While there is a definite lack of rim protection on the roster, it may not matter if James plays 70+ games and Harden continues his MVP-level ways.

3 FUNK Funk Coalition (13-7, 13-7-1)
After dual thirteen win seasons, Funk Coalition is officially out of the SlamNation cellar after notching back-to-back playoff appearances. However, being a #4 seed didn’t translate to playoff success as they were knocked out in the first round by Squirtle Squad. Are these Funks for real or just pretenders?

As always, GM Jon was on the move, and had already racked up two trades before heading into the 2020 draft — acquiring Kevin Huerter for a RD4 and then swapping Ben Simmons for Trae Young. Two trade-downs and a Markelle Fultz switch later, Funk Coalition had totaled five trades by the end of the draft. (Knocking off Evan, Josh, and Frank from his “to trade with” list, leaving Dave, Felipe, and Randall.) Will any of those moves bring Funk closer to a title? The new keeper core of Karl-Anthony Towns, Young, Jayson Tatum, Gordon Hayward, Jonathan Isaac, and Huerter can now all shoot threes but will Funk miss Simmons’ triple-doubles? Time will tell.

With the two trade-downs, Funk essentially moved Steven Adams for Spencer Dinwiddie and Nickeil Alexander-Walker, and then Delon Wright for Reggie Jackson and Matisse Thybulle. Add in Ty Jerome as Funk's last pick and that’s three rookies on the roster for a team that should be looking to win now. What gives? Flexible center Dewayne Dedmon was also brought in, along with Larry Nance Jr. to bolster the frontcourt in what is now a very guard-centric team. Funk is used to change and with a new point guard onboard, could achieve even greater heights and a few playoff wins.

4 FOBS Fob Stars (11-8-1, 10-10-1)
It’s been quite a successful run for Fob lately, as they’ve escalated from nine to eleven wins over the past four seasons, and racked up an equal amount of playoff appearances as well. They’ve also managed to pull off first round upsets in both of the last two years, and are now looking to rise above their so-so smedium challenger status. A step up would mean just a few more wins and that is definitely within reach.

Of course, to do that, an upgrade in the keeper core could be in order. DeAndre Jordan must have quite the friendship with Jimmy — or access to a future superstar — for him to have been kept again. And even Jordan Clarkson himself was surprised to be selected as a keeper. The good news is that last season’s pre-draft acquisition, Damian Lillard, is likely the second best point guard in the league and a true franchise cornerstone. Neither John Collins nor Jamal Murray exploded last season as expected but they both are still super young. And well, Ricky Rubio should return to his proper AST ways down in Phoenix, after coming for a World Cup MVP showing.

With three picks in the top twenty for the 2020 draft, GM Jimmy had to bring in some younger faces. Rookie Rui Hachimura (1.12) has been promising and will get tons of playing time while Jarrett Allen (2.2) will have to halt his upside potential as he splits time with Jordan in Brooklyn. Both could/should be keepers next year. Bojan Bogdanovic will be the wing scorer this team hasn’t had since trading Tobias Harris away while Dwight Powell and Rodions Kurucs should serve as floor spacing big men. We’re predicting Grayson Allen gets cut fast, as his terrible attitude will have him out of the locker room quickly. Overall, Fob Stars have proven that they belong, now let’s see how far they can reach.

5 TRUO Truo Thien (9-11, 13-7-1)
After five straight years in the playoffs, and never getting a losing record, Team Thien finally suffered a sub-0.500 campaign. it seems like this team is at a crossroads. Do they push to contend again or do they take a step back? The answer is: never surrender! Even though Thien’s team has some veterans like Mike Conley, Kemba Walker, and Jimmy Butler as their stars, each of those three are in their primes still, more or less. Combine that with Lauri Markkanen, the fantasy stud that is Julius Randle (acquired via preseason trade with ILCN), and um, Andrew Wiggins, and TRUO has enough firepower to get at least to 0.500, if not better.

Add in GM Thien’s decision to bypass a rookie at RD1.6 and take sophomore Miles Bridges instead — who’s looking pretty good! — and it’s clear that management is looking for a quick recovery form last year’s nine win team. The draft was entirely all veterans too, which Derrick Favors, PJ Tucker, and JaVale McGee coming in the middle rounds. The only concession to the future was Mo Bamba in the last round, who might have an interesting future, but won’t likely get major minutes this year. Or possibly next. For Thien to guide his team back into the light, they’ll have to make some power moves. But we believe because this is a team that has been to two Finals in its last two seasons and also captured two division titles along the way.

6 SWMP Swamp Dragons (15-3-2, 12-7-2)
Our 2019 Finals runner-up went from the Toilet Bowl to best regular season record in the league in just one short year. Of course, Swamp was never a bad team, as they had two straight Toilet Bowl titles while notching winning records — and was the use case for our “Swamp Rule” — but after the flame out that was Markelle Fultz, adding DeAndre Ayton powered them to their third Finals showing, although they have yet to get a ring. Still, after four seasons out of the playoffs, it’s safe to say that Swamp is back as a contender.

The addition of D’Angelo Russell last year solidified the point guard position and now Swamp’s core features Russell at the point, Paul George and Khris Middleton as do everything wings, and the pairing of Nikola Jokic and Ayton. It’s pretty frightening when PG13 is a team’s second best player, even if he’ll be on the mend to start the season. The loss of Jusuf Nurkic to a nasty injury hurt the keeper selection but adding Kelly Oubre Jr. for a RD3 will give Eddie another wing to throw out there.

Swamp is both quite young and ready to win now, but GM Eddie leaned more into youth with his draft. RD1.9 brought in Summer League MVP Brandon Clarke and then the solid young vet guard duo of Derrick White and Tomas Satoransky. Both could likely start and provide nice numbers. Robert Williams III is a BLK monster and that could help on a Swamp team that needs a little bit of extra rim protection. Late rounds Derrick Jones Jr. and Jakob Poetl aren’t sexy names but both could have their uses. It’ll really come down to how soon George can return from his injuries, and if Swamp can then take the final step toward a championship win.

7 SNAC Snack Bears (5-15, 6-15)
It’s been a dark three years since Snack’s inaugural season on Slam. After going to the playoffs during their first year in 2016, the Snacks have suffered fifteen losses in each of their successive campaigns since. Well, all that losing is likely over as savvy moves, patience, and a strong Toilet Bowl run last year have made them an insta-contender. And by “contender” we may even mean “favorite.” Just look at this team!

After a sterling dispersal draft to start last season, Snack went super young with their 2019 selections and unearthed rookies Wendell Carter Jr. (RD1.6) and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (2.4), along with up-and-comer Bam Adebayo (4.14). Those moves allowed them to pull off two two-for-ones pre-draft as GM Brandon moved out Blake Griffin and Adebayo for Nikola Vucevic, and then followed up with a Carter and Jaylen Brown exchanged for Josh Richardson. The new look Snack Bears entered the draft like this: De’Aaron Fox, Bradley Beal, Gilgeous-Alexander, Vucevic, Kristaps Porzingis, and Richardson. That’s pretty impressive...

But then we add in 2020 number one overall Zion Williamson — the reward for getting to the Toilet Bowl finals — and the projections start bugging out. Who is going to stop this monster?!? With the fans clamoring for another playoff appearance, Snack focused on veterans to fill out their roster. Sharpshooter Joe Harris, post-championship Marc Gasol, recovering Will Barton, defensive minded Patrick Beverly, and Hornet’s only big man Cody Zeller will all fill important roles for Snack. We could see another Toilet Bowl to Finals journey from a team this season, just like Swamp did last year. And barring health, it’s possible Snack could take it all the way! Edit: Zion is out a few weeks already, ouch. Hit pause on that championship parade maybe.

8 CMTO Cameltoe (3-17, 5-15-1)
After taking a tank year -- and getting the worst front office grade in 2019 -- Cameltoe is now back to playing and hopefully ready to rise up in the standings from last place. I mean, after declining win totals in each of their three seasons in SlamNation — seven to five to three — it’s the Cameltoe fans who are getting restless.

GM Felipe went heavy on youth last year and will return sophomores Marvin Bagley III and Michael Porter Jr. as keepers. Buddy Hield’s new contract, Hassan Whiteside’s new home, and Josh Jackson’s new reclamation project will join Bagley and Porter around Anthony Davis, the best fantasy player in the game. But also a bit of a curse perhaps, as AD has not led his SlamNation team to much success during his time. Perhaps a change of scenery in Los Angeles will do him good.

With RD1.8, Cameltoe selected rookie Jarrett Culver, who is already looking like a solid player for Minnesota. Dennis Smith Jr. gets another shot here, and then there’s light upside guys like Tim Hardaway Jr., Cedi Osman, and Kris Dunn joining the ranks of Camel this season. The only non-young guy Felipe drafted was Rudy Gay in the mid round, and he’ll add the only veteran voice in the locker room. Here’s hoping that this is the beginning of Cameltoe’s rebuild as they re-focus themselves on some winning ways!