And it's our sixth year using draft slots! If you have questions about how this was calculated, these links should help: Draft Slots in RD1. Remember, RD2-6 are slotted in Power Ranking order #1-16, with snaking from RD3 and on. [ New Post-Season 2.0 | Power Ranking 2024 | Draft 2024 Sheet ] *Note these draft slots and picks don't account for trades.
Draft Order 2025
Draft Order 2024
Our fifth year using draft slots! If you have questions about how this was calculated, these links should help: Draft Slots in RD1. Remember, RD2-6 are slotted in Power Ranking order #1-16, with snaking from RD3 and on. [ New Post-Season 2.0 | Power Ranking 2023 | Draft 2024 Sheet ] *Note these draft slots and picks don't account for trades.
Draft Recap: 2023
Heading into the 2023 NBA draft, there were three clear prizes: Paolo Banchero, Chet Holmgren, and Jabari Smith Jr., with a drop off afterwards. What would the SlamNation owners make of these rookies? [ 2023 Draft Order | 2023 RD1 Grades ]
Winning the Toilet Bowl in a year with no clear cut number one pick meant CHMK had to take a gamble and they decided to roll the dice on Jabari Smith Jr., who projects as an incredible two-way player who lands in Houston with plenty of playing time ahead. Still it was a bit of a surprise to see CHMK go this direction, as Paolo Banchero was the NBA’s top selection.
SPDE wasted no time pouncing on Chet Holmgren, who already feels like a Spade, with one year of injury under his belt, before he even hits the floor! That meant Toilet Bowl runner-up ILCN fell into Banchero at number three overall, which could perhaps be another Luka moment if Banchero turns out to be the All-Pro out of the bunch.
The first round was light on rookies actually, with only Keegan Murray (TRUO, RD1.4), Jaden Ivey (FOBS, RD1.6), and Benedict Mathurin (ABCX, RD1.13) joining the party. Rookie Tari Eason was the first pick of round two by SQSQ.
BUFF took high-value Collin Sexton (RD1.5) as the first non-rookie and youngish previous keepers like Kevin Porter Jr. (MELO), D’Angelo Russell (KSKT), and RJ Barrett (TRUO) came off the board in the first half of round one as well.
Let’s take a look at some quick team draft highlights—and lowlights?
• FJUB is going for more win-now, as PJ Washington, Gary Trent Jr., Kelly Olynyk, De’Anthony Melton, Brook Lopez, and TJ McConnell should all be useful rotation players.
• FUNK only had four picks, with none in the first three rounds.
• FOBS enjoyed two first rounders and seven overall picks, grabbing Ivey, Jalen Smith, and Luguentz Dort early.
• SWMP filled out their starting lineup with Marcus Smart and Monte Morris, and then moved to grab super youngsters Aleksej Pokusevski and Joshua Primo.
• MELO got some sneaky great picks in Kevin Porter Jr., Malcolm Brogdon (RD2.16), Lonzo Ball, Chris Duarte, and Norman Powell.
• KSKT had an enviable nine total picks, and their scouting department worked hard, nabbing rookies Jalen Williams (RD5.5), Shaedon Sharpe (RD5.12), and Jeremy Sochan (RD6.12) with their extra picks. Their two first rounders were D’Angelo Russell and Buddy Hield, who should bolster their roster significantly.
• ABCX likely got a steal in rookie Bennedict Mathurin, but they also scooped up RD5.10 Kevin Love, who turned in a very useful season last year.
• BUFF took all the keeper-esque leftovers he could get his hands on in Sexton, Tobias Harris, Spencer Dinwiddie, and Steven Adams. Roger also took a spin on Miles Bridges…shame shame!
• SOUR had an outstanding draft, with Herb Jones, Josh Hart, Isaiah Stewart, rookie Jalen Duren, and Cam Reddish.
• SPDE took two Isaiahs—Jackson (RD3.2) and Hartenstein (RD5.2)
• ILCN got not only Paolo Banchero, but fellow rookie Walker Kessler (RD3.11) and then took injury fliers on Jonathan Isaac, De’Andre Hunter, and Patrick Williams as well.
• SCRM is looking for a win-now composition, as they took Jakob Poeltl, Gordon Hayward, Cam Johnson, Jordan Clarkson, and Aaron Gordon. That’s quite the bench mob!
Draft: 2023 RD1 Grades
Up to the minute draft grades and analysis! The content team is coming in hot this season—despite not articling anything about our last champion (yet)! [ 2023 Draft Recap ]
RD1.1 CHMK - Jabari Smith, Jr.
After a Toilet Bowl win, it seemed like this would be the best time to do some research on the rookies. Instead, GM Evan looked at the consensus top three prospects and took the 6’10" Rockets forward based on this reasoning: “I don’t know crap about the rookies. I just saw a big who shoots threes, [and] I draft.“That’s an owner who’s overpaying his scouting staff! (Or too cheap to have a scouting staff?)
The good news is that the nineteen-year-old rookie should add some offensive punch to the young CHMK frontcourt that also features defensive aces Bam Adebayo and Robert Williams.
Rumors are that James Harden is now on the move as he is now sorely miscast on a rebuilding team.
Grade: A-, hard to fault any of the top three picks
RD1.2 SPDE - Chet Holmgren
As an organization, Spade has always been unafraid to take injured players. So while it was a bit of a shock to see Holmgren still go number two, it shouldn’t have been much of a surprise.
GM Randall loves to roll the dice on upside and Holmgren has a lot of it. He could break the NBA!—at least until Victor Wembanyama arrives next season. SPDE now has a fully future-forward roster, as Holmgren can grow alongside last year’s rookie, current OKC teammate Josh Giddey.
After finishing with the second worst record in Slam last season, we’re likely looking at another tank year for SPDE. Note: Should a contender go get Kawhi Leonard?!
Grade: A, love the upside reach!
RD1.3 ILCN - Paolo Banchero
The semi-surpris first overall pick of the 2022 NBA draft falls into Frank’s lap, a bit unexpectedly. While Jabari Smith Jr. and Chet Holmgren could both turn out to be exceptional, Banchero will be given the reins in Orlando immediately. This pick has shades of Luka Doncic falling into ILCN’s lap a few years ago.
With a young roster that really blossomed last season—Darius Garland, Jaren Jackson Jr., all put it together—ILCN was already on the verge of contention. Getting an impact rookie like Panchero is going to accelerate their path toward a title even further. Wow!
Grade: A+
RD1.4 TRUO - Keegan Murray
Last year’s second overall pick, Jalen Green, is looking like a future star and TRUO’s keeper core was a churning this offseason as they inserted four new keepers.
Sophomores Green and Scottie Barnes will be a wonderful foundation to build on, while Dillon Brooks and Cole Anthony can provide scoring from the backcourt. Now the 6’8” Murray—who projects as a well-rounded and versatile asset— will join the TRUO youth movement, to be mentored by Jimmy Butler and Julius Randle.
Grade: A, next best rookie and a perfect fit for this team
RD1.5 BUFF - Collin Sexton
The first owner to deviate from taking rookies at the top of the draft, Roger had his sights set on Sexton, whose new role in Utah will be to get plenty of shots up—which he will, with aplomb!
With a roster that is already offense-heavy—Anthony Edwards, Brandon Ingram, Domantas Sabonis, Klay Thompson, Kyle Kuzma—we’re not sure if a different pick would have been more useful here, but Sexton is still quite young and has an outstanding opportunity on his new team. This was definitely “player over fit” pick.
Grade: B, young and productive, even if not the ideal player for this team
RD1.6 FOBS - Jaden Ivey
Tabbed as “the best guard in the draft,” Ivey will slot in on FOBS as Damian Lillard’s understudy perfectly. Both are highly explosive players who play no defense, but it seems like GM Jimmy is encourages that.
Jamal Murray, Keldon Johnson, Saddiq Bey are all score-first players, and it’ll be huge task for Jarrett Allen to give this team some semblance of defense. Still, drafting Ivey was a no-brainer here, as there was even some early talks of him going in the top-three.
Grade: A, easy obvious pick
RD1.7 MELO - Kevin Porter, Jr.
Chances are that the twenty-two year old Porter will outperform almost all of the players drafted above him, and especially the rookies. Despite some sub-par shooting percentages, Porter flashed great upside as a scorer and passer toward the tail end of last season—and is projected to post 16.9 PTS, 6.3 AST, and 4.5 REB. (For reference, Porter Jr. is less than a year older than Keegan Murray.)
MELO needed to add talent to this team—especially after the disastrous De’Aaron Fox for Kemba Walker trade—and it looks like Porter Jr. will be a huge value for them.
Grade: A, great pick!
RD1.8 KSKT - D’Angelo Russell
Ah D’Angelo…nobody wants him, everyone would love the potential of him. At twenty-seven years old and just hitting his prime, it can be safely said that what Russell is now is what you’ll get in the future: terrible FG%, nice points, seven assists, a bunch of 3PT, and one-fourth of the season missed (at least).
For a team that is already fielding injury risks like Zion Williamson, Michael Porter, Jr. and Kristaps Porzingis, what’s one more right?!
Nobody will be counting on Russell to be a fantasy star this season—not behind sophomore Cade Cunningham, shocking projected top-ten fantasy pick Tyrese Haliburton, and Anfernee Simons—so maybe D’Angelo is in the perfect situation as the fourth guard here.
Grade: B, good value, no risk
RD1.9 TRUO - RJ Barrett (via SWMP and then SOUR)
So the final trade for De’Aaron Fox to SOUR ends up looking like this: Fox and Jordan Clarkson to SOUR for Scottie Barnes and RJ Barrett for TROU. The jury is out on who got the better end of the deal, but the drafting of the still twenty-two year old Barrett is a nice bit of business for Thien.
With RD1.4 Keegan Murray also on board—Murray and Barrett are actually only one month apart in age—TRUO had a hell of a first round.
Grade: A+, lots of upside here!
RD1.10 FOBS - Jalen Smith (via FUNK)
Adding another “Jalen” to the mix—alongside Suggs—will give FOBS some marketing versatility at least. When Jaden Ivey fell into FOBS’ lap at RD1.4, we said that this team needed some defensive and frontcourt options.
Six picks later, third-year pro Jalen Smith could step right in as the new power forward starter for Indiana, and that could mean both BLK and 3PT from the center position for FOBS.
Note: The final trade for John Collins turned out to be John Collins and 2022 FOBS RD4.13 Monte Morris for FUNK 2022 RD1.12 Buddy Hield, FUNK 2022 RD2.7 Saddiq Bey, and 2023 FUNK 2023 1.10 Jalen Smith.
Grade: B+, with lots of big man options available, we like the combination of youth and upside
RD1.11 SCRM - Jakob Poeltl
ESPN had him listed as its next best player and someone had to take him right? GM Jordan was more than happy to grab the Spur’s double-double machine, who will ably fill the role left vacant by this year’s castaway keepers Mitchell Robinson and Isaiah Stewart.
The still young-ish Poeltl isn’t a sexy pick, but he’ll be perfectly cast as the backup big man to defensive stalwarts Anthony Davis and Evan Mobley.
Grade: A, just take the best guy available!
RD1.12 FJUBS - P.J. Washington
Honestly, this was just fate. FJUBS has long favored do-it-all defensive players and here is Washington with his one STL, BLK, and (more than one) 3PT per game.
You can go ahead and buy a home here in Juba-land P.J., you ain’t never leaving. Maybe Washington and Robert Covington will become roommates?
Grade: A+, just as expected!
RD1.13 ABCX - Bennedict Mathurin
In desperate need of some young talent, ABCX made the playoffs last year despite dragging the corpses of Derrick Rose, Evan Fournier, and TJ Warren around—and is Russell Westbrook finally ready to move on? This year, ABCX is still a bit questionable at keeper with Harrison Barnes and Kelly Oubre, Jr. but it seems like GM Oliver read the tea leaves and a youth movement is underway.
Mathurin is the next-best rookie and he’ll be a perfect third guard next to Ja Morant and LaMelo Ball, as he’s capable of play off ball and just hitting shots. While Buddy Heild is starting in front of him—for now—in Indiana, the Pacers future backcourt will be Tyrese Haliburton and Mathurin.
Grade: A-, an inspired and appropriate pick for this franchise
RD1.14 KSKT - Buddy Hield (via SQSQ)
With their second first-round draft pick, KSKT nabbed Buddy Hield, who averaged 18.2 PTS, 5.1 REB, 4.8 AST, and 3.1 3PT in twenty-six games as a Pacer last season. The problem is, Hield is unlikely to stay there for much longer—hello Lakers?!—and Hield is actually about to turn thirty this season.
With D’Angelo Russell and Hield as their first rounders, KSTK is certainly looking to fill up the bucket, but we’re wondering if a non-offensive focused player would’ve been better here. Note: This was one of the picks coming from the Caris LeVert and Kevin Huerter trade—it was Huerter plus this pick (Hield) and a future SQSQ 2024 RD3 selection for LeVert.
Grade: B-, seems redundant with the Russell pick
RD1.15 SOUR - Herbert Jones
Is “Herb” now a “Herbert?” Whatever the case, this defensive ace adds a fair number of steals but may be better on-the-court than on paper. Like many real-life NBA defensive stalwarts, his game is best displayed in-person and not in the boxscore.
However, GM Trieu must see some great (fantasy) things ahead, as using a first rounder on Jones—who currently mainly contributes in one category—could be seen as overreaching, especially with so many veteran win-now options still on the board. It is not for us to question the great Trieu, but this pick was a little surprising. Perhaps Steph Curry demanded a defensive presence alongside him?
Grade: C-
RD1.16 SBUK - Tre Jones
Back-to-back Jones! This Jones is the new starting point guard in San Antonio and there isn’t a whole lot to go on, the Spurs will be tanking team and that usually means great news for fantasy owners.
The defending champs already have a lovely blend of veterans—Joel Embiid, CJ McCollum, Kyrie Irving, Rudy Gobert—and youth, with versatile sophomore Franz Wagner and new Knicks guard Jalen Brunson slated to go up another (statistical) level away from Luka Doncic.
Picking up another young ball distributor certainly won’t hurt SBUK at all and owner Josh can afford to bask in the afterglow of his first championship while tinkering with his core while working on a title defense!
Grade: B, sure why not!
Draft Order 2023
Our fourth year using draft slots! If you have questions about how this was calculated, these links should help: Draft Slots in RD1. Remember, RD2-6 are slotted in Power Ranking order #1-16, with snaking from RD3 and on. [ New Post-Season 2.0 | Power Ranking 2021 | Draft 2023 Sheet ] *Note these draft slots and picks don't account for trades.
Draft Order 2022
- SQSQ
- TRUO*
- SCRM
- KSKT
- SOUR
- FOBS
- ABCX
- SPDE
- SBUK
- BUFF
- MELO
- FUNK
- CHMK
- ILCN
- SWMP
- FJUB
- SWMP (13-2-1)
- FJUB (13-3)
- CHMK (12-4)
- MELO (11-5)
- ILCN (10-5-1)
- SBUK (9-7)
- FUNK (8-8)
- BUFF (8-8)
- SOUR (7-8-1)
- SCRM (7-8-1)
- SQSQ (7-9)
- KSKT (6-10)
- FOBS (5-11)
- ABCX (5-11)
- SPDE (3-13)
- TRUO (2-14)
Pre-Draft Trades 2021
We had eight pre-draft trades this season, highlighted by our biggest, #114 between Chunky Monkeys and Squirtle Squad. Our current regular seasons champs are looking to push all-in and win their first title, moving for LeBron James at the cost of rising star Bam Adebayo.
This marks the third time King James has been traded and so far he’s already brought championships to two Slam franchises — Sour Snails and Chunky Monkeys. Even at the ripe old age of thirty-six years, James can be the difference maker for a team, especially when he’s now teamed up with back-to-back NBA MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo.
For Monkeys, this likely signals the start of a slow rebuild, as they have been actively looking to shop their veterans and some ill-fitting parts of their perennial contender. Or is this just a savvy move by Evan to get younger and win at the same time?!
There were some other trades of note as well. Funk Coalition also decide to exchange future for present, sending the injured Jonathan Isaac off to So Buckets for DeMar DeRozan. Note: This was SBUK's third trade ever in almost a decade in Slam. While both FUNK and SBUK have strong cases for contender status, this swap gives FUNK a shorter window to win-now, and gives the stacked SBUK roster another defensive piece for a defensive core that already features Joel Embiid and Rudy Gobert.
Players moved for picks: Kelly Oubre Jr. for a 2021 RD3, Montrezl Harrell for 2022 RD3, Dennis Schroder for a 2021 RD4/5 pick swap, and then the first ever in-dispersal trade which exchanged De’Aaron Fox and Jaylen Brown for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and OG Anunoby.
And then to wrap up, the father-son duo of SQSQ and KSKT teamed up to exchange KSKT’s 2021 RD2.12 Donte DiVincenzo for SQSQ’s RD3.16 Mason Plumlee and a RD5.16, which resulted in Tristan Thompson.
Great job guys with all the pre-draft moving and shaking!
Draft Order 2021
Well, the global pandemic messed up our 2020 fantasy playoffs so the fairest thing to do was just install RD1 draft slots for 2021 in reverse power ranking order. That's right, no Toilet Bowl, no champion, nothing!
So RD1 was just done according to the draft slot rule instituted two years ago: Draft Slots in RD1, with SQSQ and SPDE installed as the presumptive finals contestants. Then RD2-6 was just slotted in Power Ranking order #1-16, with snaking from RD3 and on. [ New Post-Season 2.0 | Power Ranking 2020 | Draft 2021 Sheet ]
2021 DRAFT SLOT RD1
- ABCX (8-9-2)
- MELO (8-10-1)
- SBUK (8-10-1)
- KSKT (5-12-2)
- TRUO (5-13-1)
- BUFF (5-14)
- SOUR (4-15)
- SCRM (4-15)
- SPDE (14-4-1)
- CHMK (14-4-1)
- SWMP (14-5)
- FOBS (12-7)
- FJUB (12-7)
- FUNK (10-8-1)
- ILCN (9-10)
- SQSQ (14-3-2)
2021 DRAFT ORDER RD2-6
- SQSQ (14-3-2)
- SPDE (14-4-1)
- CHMK (14-4-1)
- SWMP (14-5)
- FOBS (12-7)
- FJUB (12-7)
- FUNK (10-8-1)
- ILCN (9-10)
- ABCX (8-9-2)
- MELO (8-10-1)
- SBUK (8-10-1)
- KSKT (5-12-2)
- TRUO (5-13-1)
- BUFF (5-14)
- SOUR (4-15)
- SCRM (4-15)
Draft Order 2020
2020 DRAFT SLOT RD1
- Snack Bears (5-15)
- Another Bad Creation (4-16)
- So Buckets (10-9-1) *TB Champion
- IL Conceived (7-13)
- LA Buffy (8-11-1)
- Team Thien (9-11)
- Hilt the Stilt (6-14)
- Team Cameltoe (3-17)
- Swamp Dragons (15-3-2)
- Spade (12-7-1)
- Squirtle Squad (12-6-2)
- Fob Stars (11-8-1)
- Funk Coalition (13-7)
- Fat Jubas (12-8)
- Chunky Monkeys (14-5-1)
- Sour Snails (14-5-1) *Champion
2020 DRAFT ORDER RD2-6
- Swamp Dragons (15-3-2)
- Sour Snails (14-5-1)
- Chunky Monkeys (14-5-1)
- Funk Coalition (13-7)
- Squirtle Squad (12-6-2)
- Spade (12-7-1)
- Fat Jubas (12-8)
- Fob Stars (11-8-1)
- So Buckets (10-9-1)
- Team Thien (9-11)
- LA Buffy (8-11-1)
- IL Conceived (7-13)
- Hilt the Stilt (6-14)
- Snack Bears (5-15)
- Another Bad Creation (4-16)
- Team Cameltoe (3-17)
Draft Order 2019
2019 DRAFT ORDER
- Team Spade (2-19)
- LA Buffy (3-16-2)
- Team Cameltoe (5-15-1)
- Snack Bears (6-15)
- IL Conceived (8-12-1)
- Sager Suits & Ties (9-11)
- Squirtle Squad (9-10-2)
- Swamp Dragons (12-7-2)
- Fob Stars (10-10-1)
- Fat Jubas (12-9)
- Team Thien (13-7-1)
- Funk Coalition (13-7-1)
- So Buckets (14-6-1)
- Another Bad Creation (15-5-1)
- Sour Snails (10-11) *Runner up
- Chunky Monkeys (20-1) *Champion
Toilet Bowl runner-up: IL Conceived
Tie breakers:
- Swamp Dragons: Swamp finished higher than Fob Stars and Fat Jubas, but were in Toilet Bowl, so draft at #8
- Funk Coalition vs Team Thien (13-7-1): No H2H matchups, Funk was 8-6-1 for conference while Thien was 8-6. Third tiebreaker is "most categories won for season” and Funk had 105 while Thien had 97. Result: Funk receives lower pick, #12 while Team Thien receives #11 pick.
Draft Order 2018
2018 DRAFT ORDER
- Jedi Knights (0-18-1)
- Snack Bears (4-15)
- Sager's Suits and Ties (4-15)
- Team Cameltoe (7-12)
- Funk Coalition (7-12)
- LA Buffy (7-11-1)
- Squirtle Squad (8-11)
- Swamp Dragons (10-9)
- Fob Stars (9-10)
- Another Bad Creation (9-10)
- So Buckets (11-8)
- Team Spade (12-7)
- Fat Jubas (13-5-1)
- Young Gunn's (14-5)
- Chunky Monkeys (18-1) *Runner up
- Sour Snails (17-1-1) *Champion
Toilet Bowl runner-up: Squirtle Squad
Tie breakers:
- 4-15: Snack Bears and Sager's Suits and Ties had no regular season H2H so we move on to Most Categories won for the season -- via the power ranking rules. Sager's had 70 total categories won, while Snack had 68. Higher pick goes to Snack for less "power."
- 7-12: Team Cameltoe lost to Funk Coalition H2H, WK10. Higher pick to Cameltoe.
- 9-10: Fob Stars versus Another Bad Creation: Tied 1-1 for H2H so also moving on to Most Categories won for the season -- despite ABC winning a division. ABC won 89 categories to Fob Stars' 82. So higher pick goes to Fob. [See results]
Draft Order 2017
2017 DRAFT ORDER
- Jedi Knights (1-8)
- Squirtle Squad (3-15-1)
- NJ All-Stars (4-14-1)
- MoRRie's Pogiboys (5-12-2)
- Funk Coalition (6-13)
- So Buckets (8-10-1)
- Silent Crows (9-9-1)
- LA Buffy (9-9-1)
- Fob Stars (9-9-1)
- Soup Dumplings (10-9)
- Fat Jubas (11-7-1)
- Death Star (11-6-2)
- Another Bad Creation (13-6)
- Chunky Monkeys (13-5-1)
- Team Spade (15-4) *Runner up
- Sour Snails (17-1-1) *Champion
Toilet Bowl runner-up: LA Buffy
Tie breakers:
- 9-9-1: Buffy vs Silent Crows, Buffy was 2-0 in H2H matchups, Note: Fob Stars made playoffs with the same record.
Draft Order 2016
2016 DRAFT ORDER
- Funk Coalition (3-16)
- Fob Stars (4-14-1)
- Jedi Knights (5-14)
- Half Man Half ImAsian (6-13)
- NJ All-Stars (6-13)
- Inept Henchmen (8-11)
- So Buckets (8-10-1)
- LA Buffy (8-10-1)
- Chunky Monkeys (10-8-1)
- Silent Crows (11-8)
- Fat Jubas (11-6-2)
- Squirtle Squad (12-7)
- Team Spade (12-7)
- MoRRie’s Pogiboys (14-5)
- High Riser (13-5-1) *Runner up
- Sour Snails (17-1-1) *Champion
Toilet Bowl runner-up: Fob Stars
Tie breakers:
- 6-13: NJ All-Stars vs Half Man Half ImAsian, No H2H matchups, Most Categories won for season is NJ All Stars 76 categories won versus Half Man 72 categories won
- 8-10-1: Buffy vs So Buckets H2H, Buffy wins 1-0 WK12
- 12-7: Spade vs Squirtles H2H, Spade wins 1-0 WK5
Draft Order 2015
2015 DRAFT ORDER
- Jedi Knights (5-14)
- Funk Coalition (5-14)
- LA Buffy (5-14)
- Morrie’s Pogiboys (6-13)
- Inept Henchmen (6-12-1)
- Fob Stars (8-11)
- Fat Jubas (9-10)
- Chunky Monkeys (9-10)
- Squirtle Squad (10-9)
- Fighting Dragons (10-8-1)
- Half Man Half ImAsian (11-8)
- So Buckets (11-8)
- Spade (12-7)
- Sour Snails (17-2)
- NJ All Stars (14-5) *Runner-up
- The Silent Crows (13-6) *Champion
Toilet Bowl runner-up: Fat Jubas
Tie breakers:
- 5-14: Jedi Knights had worst H2H winning % between three teams, and then Funk lost to Buffy in a secondary tie-break using Most Categories won.
- 9-10: Fat Jubas lost H2H versus Chunky Monkeys
- 11-8: Half Man Half ImAsian lost H2H to So Buckets in WK11
How's That Draft Class?
Oliver’s team is off to a fast 7-4 start, and looks to be headed to the post-season. Their prized 2014 rookie Ben McLemore, the prize for their 2013 Toilet Bowl win, isn’t exactly the reason for their success. McLemore, touted as NBA ready and seen as an instant contributor, has been stuck playing only 25 minutes a game for the Kings. His averages of 8.0 PTS, 2.9 REB, 1.2 3PT on 36.0 FG% isn’t exactly inspiring. Stuck behind Marcus Thornton in the rotation, it doesn’t look like McLemore will get the chance to break out this season as his minutes seem restricted. Little Ben is averaging a paltry 4.9 PTS in his last fifteen games, ouch.
Grade: C-
2. Victor Oladipo (MoRRie’s Pogiboys)
Alvin’s team has drifted to the bottom of the Voltron standings due to injuries to big men Anthony Davis and Brook Lopez. The good news is that Oladipo is playing some solid minutes, 30.7 a game, and is contributing across the board with 13.2 PTS, 4.2 REB, 3.6 AST, 1.5 STL, 0.9 3PT, and 0.7 BLK. His FG% is low and his TO are high, but that’s to be expected of any rookie. With second round pick and fellow NBA rookie Otto Porter Jr. totally floundering, having Oladipo in the Rookie of the Year race must be very soothing for Pogi. More importantly, is this franchise headed toward a third straight Toilet Bowl finals!?!
Grade: B+
3+4. Michael Carter-Williams & Jimmy Butler (Jedi Knights)
The Knights already have three wins so far this season, tying their win total from last year. A lot of the credit for that success must go to their great draft picks at #3 and #4 overall. MCW started off the season with a bang, and despite some injury woes, has played 26 games to the tune of 17.5 PTS, 7.0 AST, 5.8 REB, a league leading 2.7 STL, plus 1.0 3PT and 0.7 BLK a game. Sure his FG% is 41.4% but that’s fine. Carter-Williams is the far and away fantasy R.O.Y. favorite and he gives this team an electric guard to build around. As for Butler, much was expected of him in a breakout year but he’s struggled with injuries and inconsistency. His best contribution right now is 1.8 STL per game, as his 12.1 PTS, 4.1 REB, 1.0 3PT are merely average. Plus he’s shooting 38.1 FG%. Butler will get plenty of touches and opportunity to up his numbers however, as Derrick Rose is out for the season and Luol Deng just got moved to Cleveland. Jedi Knights had a hell of a draft!
Grade: A-
5. Cody Zeller (Eron, Joven and Chandler)
Fourth overall NBA pick Cody Zeller currently sits on our free agency pile, ready to be picked up by anyone. In his 16.9 minutes of play, he’s averaging 5.1 PTS, 3.9 REB, and um, well, whatever. He’s had only one double digit scoring game in his last thirteen games and his high for rebounds is seven. The good news is he’s shooting 36.9 FG%. Oh wait… EJC, the current Transformers division leader after two down years, never even put Zeller in a game, and cut him way back on November 19th. Since then Cody has rotated through four other franchises already -- So Buckets, Funk Coalition, Beast Brawlers, and Squirtle Squad. If you want to give Zeller a swirl, he’s VERY available. But you’d better check out this video first.
Grade: D-

If you thought Zeller was a bust, how about a #1 overall NBA pick averaging 10.4 minutes a game and “producing” 2.4 PTS and 2.2 REB. Bennett was mocked for not hitting a field goal until his fifth NBA game. He’s also currently shooting 26.9 FG%. We would laugh but as the Bennett owner, this is not funny. It hasn’t been Bennett's fault that Funk is 3-8, but he's shown no signs of life whatsoever. Why is Notorious S.U.C.K. even on a roster still? Jon must really be desperate.
Grade: F
7. Brandon Knight (Beast Brawlers)
Before the season, we thought it was a pretty savvy gamble for Thien to draft Knight, who was slated for a starting position in Milwaukee. After dealing with some early season bumps, Knight has emerged to average 19.8 PTS, 4.9 AST, 4.7 REB, 1.5 3PT, 1.5 STL on 44.0 FG% for his last month. Not bad! While his season long stats aren’t nearly that good, Knight has been a steady contributor for Voltron leading Beast Brawlers. While Knight may not have the upside of some of the rookies, he’s still only in his third season and could remain the Bucks’ starter for some time. Wonderful value pick.
Grade: B
8. Trey Burke (Fob Stars)
After starting off 0-3, Jimmy’s team has gone 4-4 and righted the ship pretty well. In related news, Burke came off injury to start his NBA career in late November. While there were some questions about Burke’s athleticism and fit at point guard, he’s proven his skeptics wrong and is averaging 13.3 PTS, 5.3 AST, 3.3 REB, 1.5 3PT during his rookie year. His shooting is putrid at 38.8 FG% but his TOs are pretty low for a rookie point guard, at just 1.9 per game. While he’s still struggling with lingering injuries, it’s clear that Burke was a steal at #8 in the SlamNation draft.
Grade: B+
2014 Draft Positions
- Human Amoebas (1-17-1)
- Jedi Knights (3-14-2)
- Eron, Joven and Chandler (6-13)
- Half Man Half ImAsian (7-10-2)
- MoRRie's Pogiboys (8-10-1)
- Funk Coalition (8-9-2)
- Super Ninja (9-9-1)
- Fob Stars (9-9-1) *Tie-break
- Fat Jubas (10-9)
- So Buckets (10-9) *Tie-break
- Chunky Monkeys (11-7-1)
- Squirtle Squad (12-6-1)
- Sour Snails (14-5)
- NJ All-Stars (15-4)
- LA Buffy (13-6) *Runner-up
- 100 Acre Wood Heffalumps (9-8-2) *Champion
9-9-1, Fob Stars beat Super Ninja, WK7
10-9, So Buckets beat Fat Jubas, WK5
Toilet Bowl winner: Half Man Half ImAsian
Toilet Bowl runner-up: MoRRie's Pogiboys
Odds and Ends
In 2012 we took at look at some draft trends, so let's do it again. Also, here is our draft pick history tab from our league spreadsheet.
- Jedi Knights, after drafting #9 in our inaugural draft, has never had lower than a top three overall pick, but with no Toilet Bowl wins. Those picks were: John Salmons (2011), Jared Dudley (2012), and Michael Kidd-Gilhrist (2013, selected by Pogiboys), plus whoever they select this year. In 2014, they'll have two early first round picks, thanks to their 2012 Dirk Nowitski trade with Human Amoebas, who had the worst record in the league last season. So the Jedi Knights will enjoy the #3 and #4 overall picks this year. Let's make those count!
- Three teams with the best draft positions: Jedi Knights, Fob Stars, MoRRie's Pogiboys. The highest they have ever drafted is #8 overall -- in 2013 for Pogiboys and 2014 for Fob Stars. Obviously this means these are the three teams with the worst losing traditions. It goes without saying that none of these teams have made a post-season appearance. Heck, Pogiboys' 8-4 2012 season was is the only winning record any of them have had. At least Fob Stars went 0.500 in 2013!
- Three teams with the highest average draft positions: Sour Snails, Fat Jubas, NJ All-Stars. Strangely, all three had an aberration year, as the Sour Snails drafted #5 in 2013, Fat Jubas #9 in 2014, and NJ All-Stars had the #2 pick in 2012. The Snails was runner up in the 2013 Toilet Bowl so they actually won Damian Lillard at number two overall.
- Eron, Joven, and Chandler has been in a slow free fall since drafting #5 overall in 2010. They have selected 13, 7, 9, 3 in the four ensuing seasons. This follows the trajectory of an old team -- Jason Kidd, Vince Carter, Jason Richardson, Antawn Jamison, Manu Ginobili were picks two through six -- as it has slowly descended out of contention status. This is not current GM Lucas' fault though, as he only took over the franchise last season.
- Buffy has the wildest swings, going from 7 to 12 (2011-12) and then 6 to 16 (2013-14) in subsequent seasons. We haven't been able to discern any patterns, except perhaps the injury bug, which has hit hard sometimes. Or perhaps Buffy is just a middle of the road team, but feasting off each year's swing in strength adjusted schedule? It's tough to say.
- The most steady regular team overall? 100 Acre Wood Heffalumps, who have never drafted higher than #11 (2013). Note: They had the #7 pick in our inaugural draft. No other team has consistently drafted so low, at 12, 14, 11 and now 16 after winning last year's Finals. Half Man Half ImAsian comes close, with draft positions of 10, 11, 11, until this year's rise/collapse to #4 pick -- but Oliver won the Toilet Bowl!
- Chunky Monkeys, NJ All-Stars, and Sour Snails have all drafted very low, aside from one outlier season when they collapsed. It was 2012 for Monkeys and All-Stars, while Sour Snails slipped in 2013. All three are back in contender status, as they draft 11, 13, 14 in our upcoming 2014 draft.
- A nice trend for Squirtle Squad, as they drafted #6 and #8 in their first two seasons, but have recovered to become #14 and #12 in recent years. That must mean they've used those picks to trend consistently upward. Or have they? Of those picks, they moved their 2012 first round pick to Funk Coalition (who moved it to Fob Stars, eventually being used on Nick Young) and then their 2013 first rounder to Human Amoebas (eventually Andre Drummond) in exchange for Ty Lawson. It seems like GM Brian built his success in other ways, not just by assets acquired in the early draft.
2013 Draft Positions
2013 DRAFT ORDER
- Fob Stars (1-11)
- Jedi Knights (2-10)
- So Buckets (3-9)
- Fob Stars (3-9)
- Sour Snails (4-8)
- Human Amoebas (5-7)
- LA Buffy (5-7)
- MoRRie's Pogiboys (8-4) *Missed playoffs despite winning record
- 2005 NBA All Star Team (6-6)
- Chunky Monkeys (8-4)
- The Horizon (8-4)
- 100 Acre Wood Heffalumps (8-4)
- Half Man Half ImAsian (8-4)
- Squirtle Squad (10-2)
- NJ All Stars (8-4) *Runner-up
- Fat Jubas (9-3) *Champion
Toilet Bowl runner-up: Sour Snails
2012 Draft Positions
2012 DRAFT ORDER
- Jedi Knights (4-15)
- Nande? ReBuRonSAN (5-14)
- MoRRie's Pogiboys (5-14)
- Fob Stars (6-13)
- Chunky Monkeys (6-13)
- Bayside Bombardiers (8-11)
- 2005 NBA All-Star Game (9-10)
- Squirtle Squad (11-8) *Missed playoffs despite winning record
- Funk Coalition (9-10)
- Slam'N Dragon (11-8)
- Half Man Half ImAsian (12-7)
- LA Buffy (13-6)
- Fat Jubas (15-4)
- 100 Acre Wood Heffalumps (15-4)
- Sour Snails (14-5) *Runner-up
- Human Amoebas (9-10) *Champion
Toilet Bowl runner-up: Fob Stars
NOTES and TIDBITS
- The only team to have two picks in the top five are the Chunky Monkeys, who selected second overall in 2010 and will select fifth overall in 2012.
- Four teams, the Jedi Knights, Fobstars, Funk Coalition, and Slam'N Dragon have never selected outside of the top ten in three drafts.
- For ReBuRonSAN, this will be their first chance to select in the top picks (#2 this year), after having the 15th and 14th selections in previous years.
- Half Man Half ImAsian and Buffy have both duplicated their draft spots, #11 for Oliver in 2011-2 and #12 for Roger in 2010 and 2012.
- By going worst to first, the Human Amoebas dropped back fifteen draft spots in consecutive seasons, which is a record that will never be surpassed, only equaled
- Chunky Monkeys have had the biggest draft position swings, going from #2 to #15 to #5. Note the late pick in 2011 was mainly due to reaching the Finals with an upset focused team.
- Our most successful teams, Sour Snails and 100 Acre Wood Heffalumps took their #1 and #7 overall picks in our inaugural year and haven't picked below #12 since -- Trieu hasn't not made the Finals yet. That means they've maintained a standard of excellence as represented by all their late draft positions.
- Squirtle Squad and 2005 NBA All-Star Game represent teams that picked often in the upper end of the draft but were waylaid by one bad year each (where they got the #13 pick). They represent our middle class.
- Teams with the lowest total draft positions (each year's draft position then that total divided by three): Jedi Knights (13), Fob Stars (14), MoRRie's Pogiboys (19), Slam'N Dragon (21), Chunky Monkeys (22).
- Teams with the highest total draft positions: Fat Jubas (38), 100 Acre Wood Heffalumps (33), Sour Snails (32), LA Buffy (31), Nande ReBuRonSAN (31).
2011 Draft Position Analysis

Interestingly, the next couple picks of this year's draft are owned entirely by the low teens drafters of last year (#10, 11, 13, 12). After that, any patterns devolve but it was interesting to look at where a team finished relative to their draft opportunity. For example, Eric-L, Pierre, and Mikey drafted the last three positions in the 2010 (#16, 14, 15 respectively) but performed at a 33-20-1 clip. The extreme outlier here is Mikey, who drafted second to last yet compiled the second best regular season record in the league. Impressive work!
Thien's team drafted #3 overall but he finished with only a .500 season, and he was mostly unaffected by injury to his top guys -- unlike Evan who lost #2 overall Chris Paul pretty early on. Thien did rally to win the Toilet Bowl but his regular season was certainly a cause of stress as his team performed erratically throughout.
Trieu, with the number one overall pick, won the whole damn thing, and faced off in the Finals versus the number two overall pick, Evan. However it's not that simple as Evan's team was actually only .500 during the regular season (before CP3 returned and a trade pushed Evan to a strong post-season). Trieu did have the benefit of drafting Lebron James but it can't be said that was the only reason he rose to the top. His team, and subsequent draft picks, were incredibly prescient and made for a dominating force. I mean, he did scoop up Stephen Curry in the 5th round, and now Curry is easily a second round pick after his stellar rookie campaign. So does draft position determine who will win? The answer is: "who knows?" But it sure is fun to analyze these things in the aftermath.
