2025 Championship: The North Triumphs

It’s not all about talent, winning a championship. Sometimes it takes a dash of luck as well. Our 2025 Finals matchup featured the two winningest owners in SlamNation history—as SCRM just surpassed SOUR for number one on that list after this past regular season.

However, as we noted, eighth-seeded SOUR was the likely favorite, with their super powered team taking out SQSQ and MELO in succession, the one-two seeds from this season. Up next in SOUR’s sights was third-seeded SCRM, and it was looking like SOUR could pull off a triple upset on their way to another title as the two teams entered Sunday neck and neck, both with full eight man lineups ready to go. In the end, SCRM pulled off the 6-3 victory as Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Kawhi Leonard played the night cap in Los Angeles needing just a few rebounds and points for SCRM to secure to win.

For SOUR, it was close but no cigar, as Steph Curry was only available for two games while Damian Lillard was suited up for just one—with Dejounte Murray already long gone on IR. In contrast, SCRM’s two biggest stars, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Giannis Antetokounmpo missed just one game between them. Plus, they had the resurrected Kawhi Leonard, who came to life just in time to bring Canada another coveted title.

This was not an easy victory for SCRM however, as SOUR was getting major numbers from Miles Bridges, Deni Avdija, and whoever the heck Justin Edwards was. Jimmy Butler and Scottie Barnes did their best to pick up the slack, but fell just a bit short. In all, SOUR played fifteen guys during championship week, and had Avdija absolutely cooking to the tune of 24.8 PTS, 10.3 REB, 5.3 AST, 1.8 STL/BLK and 3.5 3PT on 52.5 FG%. Wowza!

It took owner Jordan physically attending the Toronto versus San Antonio game—cheering against the Raptors as a Canadian!—to secure the win for SCRM.

Since joining us in 2021, Jordan has been a model owner and it’s only fitting they won their first championship the year after dispersal mate KSKT won theirs. Even from the start, Jordan has shown a willingness to take big swings and to deal deal deal. Their first move in SlamNation was actually to trade in the dispersal draft, moving De’Aaron Fox and Jaylen Brown for Gilgeous-Alexander and OG Anunoby, two of Jordan’s favorite players.

SCRM emerged from their dispersal with Anthony Davis, SGA, Anunoby, Dejounte Murray, Mitchell Robinson, and Davis Bertans. They took a 7-8 record into the Toilet Bowl and made it all the way into the finals—losing to the slightly lower seeded SQSQ—but that gave them 2022 RD1.3, who turned out to be Evan Mobley. SCRM also added Isaiah Stewart as a keeper after their inaugural season.

In five seasons, SCRM has gone 61-27-4 with four playoff appearances, two Chamberlain Conference wins, and one regular season crown in 2024. They’ve had plenty of postseason success too, as they upset top seeded SQSQ in 2022, and also made the Slam semi-finals three times, including this season—with their one non-semis appearance in 2024, as they were upset in the first round by eighth seeded SQSQ as payback. Note: A real back and forth rivalry between SCRM and SQSQ!!!

While this certainly wasn’t SCRM’s best overall team—as it was just a third seed—it’s the one that’ll go down in history as SCRM’s first title winner.

A deeper look into GM Jordan’s moves. In 2023, he began the all-in era, acquiring James Harden in exchange for Mobley. Then, later that year, SCRM acquired Karl-Anthony Towns and DeMar DeRozan in a nine player mega-trade—which cost them Dejounte Murray and Anunoby.

Not satisfied with those big moves, SCRM traded pre-draft in 2024 and landed Antetokounmpo by moving Anthony Davis, DeRozan, and a future RD1 and RD2. He then added Walker Kessler for a trade pick, reshaping his entire team. Oh, but 2024 wasn’t even into November yet and Jordan was on the move again! He landed Kawhi Leonard and Ben Simmons for Kessler and Bogdan Bogdanovic.

But 2024 was still not over and SCRM moved off Towns in February, shipping KAT, Collin Sexton, and TJ McConnell off for Fred VanVleet, Coby White, and Brook Lopez. Yowza, what a year!

And in a relatively quiet 2025, SCRM sold off Jalen Duren for a pick pre-draft, and then showed us a pivot away from title chasing by moving James Harden for Scoot Henderson and a future first a mere six weeks ago. This signaled a change from management, perhaps a sign that they were looking to explore a future with Jalen Suggs, Dyson Daniels, and some young mix and match pieces. But then SCRM won the damn title!

We are fascinated with what SCRM will do with his keeper roster now, as a championship has been secured and there’s now a mix of young and old on the team. Note: SCRM also beat out SOUR this week in scooping up 2025 rookie Jared McCain from the waiver wire—a strange short sighted move by TRUO. So that was another small win for SCRM!

As for SOUR, this was certainly an unexpected Finals run. While they fell short in their ninth Finals appearance—for only the second time—this was one of their more impressive seasons as Steph and Dame had a whole bunch of versatile wing types working together to power them to upset victory over upset victory. In the end, they fell just a little short but as always, nobody is going to overlook SOUR, now or in the forever future.


Toilet Bowl 2025: Flagg for Funk


What a nail biter for the 2025 Toilet Bowl! Heading into Sunday down a manageable amount of 3PT and REB, FUNK had a full eight man lineup ready to go, but their TOS were pretty close to rising past BUFF’s, and there was some question of Jayson Tatum’s status. After picking up Max Strus and Jaylin Williams for the last day, Strus was subbed in for turnover machine Jordan Clarkson while Williams was never needed as FUNK sweated out a 5-3-1 victory. Owner Jon watched on pins and needles as Tatum and Payton Pritchard used a big second half to push past BUFF for the win. In reality, Devin Vassell was the one that really gave FUNK the Sunday win, as he hit three threes and shot 11/14 FGS, which vaulted FUNK up in FG% to almost catch BUFF.

This was already an uphill battle for BUFF, as they were already down Jalen Brunson, Brandon Ingram, and then Domantas Sabonis out as well. In the end, despite Coby White’s heroics—he averaged 30.3 PTS in his four games this week—and Mikal Bridges’ all around game, BUFF couldn’t pull off the win and will have to settle for the 2026 RD1.2 pick. Overall, it was a great Toilet Bowl for both teams, as FUNK and BUFF defeated higher seeds to get to the TB finals to earn their picks. (Disregard CHMK gifting FUNK a win last week in RD2, it’s just pay back for the decades ago Antoine Walker for Kevin Garnett trade…)

For FUNK, this will be their second RD1.1 selection in a row, following Reed Sheppard last season. It’s likely Cooper Flagg will be the pick next year, which means two White guys in a row... FUNK has actually been in this position before, selecting RD1.1 back to back, as they won the Toilet Bowl back-to-back before, resulting in Ben Simmons and Karl-Anthony Towns. This Toilet Bowl win also ties FUNK with SWMP for the most TB wins in Slam history. Is a FUNK Rule needed?!

Heading into next season, FUNK will have Tatum, Lauri Markkanen, Devin Vassell, Trey Murphy III, Myles Turner, and then a big decision between Collin Sexton and Sheppard to make. But for now, a congrats to Funk Coalition on their third Toilet Bowl victory!

As for BUFF, who was in the Finals just a season ago, adding another young star could insure they don’t see the Toilet Bowl again for a long time. Brunson, Sabonis, Ingram, plus Bridges, White, and a mystery sixth keeper is not a bad bunch at all.




Post-Season RD2 Recap and RD3 Matchups: 2025

  👑 Playoffs RD3

3 SCRM vs 8 SOUR

Playoffs RD3 Consolation

2 MELO vs 4 SWMP

5 SPDE vs 7 ILCN

1 SQSQ vs 6 KSKT

🚽 Toilet Bowl RD3

11 FUNK vs 12 BUFF

Toilet Bowl RD3Consolation

9 SBUK vs 10 CHMK

13 FJUB vs 15 TRUO

14 ABCX vs 16 UFOS

Playoff RD2 Recap

Uh oh, SOUR is on a heater! With Miles Bridges leading the way, SOUR wiped the floor with MELO, dashing their postseason hopes. While some of the categories were closer, a 7-2 victory is pretty dominant. Now they’ll make their return to the SlamNation Finals, where the stage is set. This will be SOUR’s ninth Finals appearance, their first since 2023. And despite being the lesser seed, there’s no question they are the favorites. Plus, their track record in Finals is seven wins in eight tries, so their Finals opponent will have their work cut out for them. Triuuuueeee does it again!

As for SCRM, this will be their first Finals, as they dispatched SWMP in a slightly closer game. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander averaged 34.5 PTS and took down SWMP behind SGA’s offense and a strong overall defensive effort. This will be SCRM’s first Finals after joining us in 2021. It’s a bit of a surprise too, as SCRM had more all-in rosters in the past, and actually traded away James Harden midseason. 

This will be a gargantuan week as SOUR would’ve won RD1 vs SCRM 6-3, while SCRM would have turned the tables for their own 6-3 victory in RD2 had they faced SOUR. Now we’ll see who will win this epic 2025 SlamNation Finals!

Over in the consolation games, both SQSQ and KSKT got waxed 1-8, leaving them in the final week matchup as ILCN and SPDE face off for a higher pick in next year’s draft.

Toilet Bowl RD2 Recap

What a doozy over in the Toilet Bowl! FUNK had already conceded by Saturday night to CHMK, with the owners trading “congrats, ggs” and Jon already booking his post-Toilet Bowl vacation. Lo and behold, Sunday brought CHMK’s required five rebounds from Oshae Brissett but then Coach Evan didn’t pull his players and ended up losing the matchup by one turnover! Incredible stuff!

We love the CHMK attitude to play it out and let the fates decide, but perhaps they’ll rue letting FUNK slip through. Either way, this now sets up an actually exciting RD3 because FUNK and BUFF can now play for 2025 RD1.1 and RD1.2, while CHMK and SBUK will duke it out for RD1.3 and RD1.4. Thanks Evan for giving us some drama! (Note: CHMK and SBUK were slotted for those picks anyway, with the SWMP Rule in effect--which we'll revisit this offseason.)

BUFF is on a heater as well, despite having both Jalen Brunson and Brandon Ingram out. Similar to the upset filled playoff side of the bracket, Toilet Bowl 2025 has the lower seed, BUFF, tapped as the slight favorites in Capture the Flagg.

Over in TB consolation, ABCX almost upset TRUO, as they were a few STL and PTS away from a victory. Alas, they’ll face off against UFOS—who lost to FJUB handily—perhaps as a “winner goes home” match for SlamNation?!

Revisiting the SWMP Rule

Back in 2019, we instituted Postseason 2.0, which primarily consisted of making all sixteen teams play all three weeks of the postseason, and then installing the somewhat controversial SWMP Rule, which prevented the top two Toilet Bowl seeds from winning the RD1.1 and RD1.2 picks for the next season.

With some recent rumblings about what we should do next, let’s take a look at some numbers.

[ Sheet: SWMP Rule stats ]

The main goals for me, speaking very personally, is to create engagement for all sixteen teams, to prevent tanking, and to encourage competitiveness across all of our games. Teams will certainly rise and fall, as this is a keeper league with a six player core, but over time it would seem that most everyone should be able to be competitive somehow through opportunity, effort, and of course, some luck.

As of now, some commissioners think we are unnecessarily punishing the lower tier teams, as they are the ones in most need of help. In addition, some of the teams affected by the SMWP Rule think it’s been a bit unfair that they can’t win the top overall picks. Or at least weird that the lower seeded teams want the higher seeds to win, in the case of #11-12 cheering on #9-10.

Regardless, we’ll look at all these issues. First, let’s look at some numbers and then we can have discussions, ideas, and look at revamping some stuff for next season and so on. My belief is that over a period of five years, you can at least get your team to somewhat respectability, or at least ping pong up and down the standings due to randomness.

The big question to answer is really a philosophical one: Who should the draft help? The teams that don't / can't win, or the teams that are trying but maybe too good to get the overall top picks?


SWMP Rule Results

Since the advent of the SWMP Rule era, we’ve had five seasons affected by it, not counting this 2025 season and the abbreviated 2020 season.

Here were the Toilet Bowl matchups from each of those years

Year: # Winner vs#  Loser

  • 2019: #9 SBUK vs #14 SNAC
  • 2021: #11 SQSQ vs #10 CHMK
  • 2022: #11 CHMK vs #9 ILCN
  • 2023: #10 CHMK vs #13 SPDE
  • 2024: #9 SWMP vs #12 FUNK 

As you can see, either #9 or #10 have made the TB Finals every year, but we actually haven’t ever had both of the top seeds make the last game—which is good actually!

In fifteen Toilet Bowls—minus 2020 because of COVID, here are which seeds have won the whole thing:

  • #9 seed (7, many)
  • #10 (1, CHMK)
  • #11 (3, BOMB, SQSQ, CHMK)
  • #12 (1, FUNK)
  • #13 (1, ABCX)
  • #16 (1, FUNK)

So eight out of fifteen Toilet Bowls have been won by the top two seeds #9 and #10, five won by the middle four  #11-14 seeds, and only once by one of the worst two teams in the league.

The main purpose of the SWMP Rule was to not just gift teams that are likely too good for the Toilet Bowl a high pick. For example, SBUK in 2019 could’ve received Zion Williamson (instead of RJ Barrett) to add to a core of CJ McCollum, DeMar DeRozan, Joel Embiid, Kyrie Irving, and Rudy Gobert. Or say, adding Victor Wembanyama to the 2025 CHMK team.

Of course, the randomness of the draft has helped to even out who got the true franchise altering stars, as in hindsight, some of the RD1.1 and RD1.2 picks were not the "right" ones. See: Sheppard, Reed. Even SWMP’s double Toilet Bowl win in 2017-2018 only netted Markelle Fultz and DeAndre Ayton. So that randomness itself may be a reason to just eliminate the SWMP Rule.

The SWMP Rule has unequivocally helped give top tier picks to the middle class Toilet Bowl teams--there's always been a #11 seed or lower in the TB Finals--even if not directly to the worst few, defined as #12 seed or lower.

Bubble Teams Tanking

The second question now however, is how to prevent the playoff bubble teams from tanking. Of course, some owners will want to fight for every win, as SOUR does—and has just proven that a #8 can take out a #1 in this very playoffs. But, the temptation to tank to the Toilet Bowl when a seemingly franchise altering player is pretty great--I myself have been tempted by this. So I’d like a solution that addresses that problem.

Should we return to some sort of lottery system? Maybe have every Toilet Bowl team play for more ping pong balls or something? But still have a bit of randomness involved? Should say, seeds #7-8 get some freebie ping pong balls in the following draft, so they are not unduly punished for not being in the Toilet Bowl? Seeds that low rarely, if at all, ever win the Finals. Stat: The lowest seeded team to ever win a championship was #6, with 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears taking a title back in 2013. Oh also 2011's Human Amoebas, who made the playoffs with a 9-10 record, and would've been the #10 seed overall but made the playoffs due to conference splits. So those were the two outliers in fifteen or so years.

Some other draft related ideas:

1) Return to a Toilet Bowl where we are playing for positions, be it straight RD1.1 - RD1.8 based on TB results, or something similar. This punishes the bad teams but is also the easiest. A bad team could upset their way to the top but usually the top picks would go toward the better Toilet Bowl teams. We could add a tiering element to this, such as #9-12 play for a certain level of pick and #13-16 play for a different (higher) tier.

2) A pure lottery system, with worse teams getting better odds, and not tying the Toilet Bowl to draft picks at all. Alternately, flip it and the teams that advance in the Toilet Bowl get higher odds to win higher picks. But generally, some sort of randomized system.

3) A farther out idea is to give every team the same chance at the first picks, say 12.5% for each of the eight Toilet Bowl teams. And from there, we could add on tournament style where each win afterwards steals some % of chance from your opponent, thus making the Toilet Bowl wins and losses still count for something.

4) One of my main goals is to solve for the issue where seeds #7-8 and #9-10 are not incentivized to hit the Toilet Bowl versus facing off an uphill playoffs battle. So perhaps we could even give #7-8 teams the same lottery chances as the #9-10 teams, thus eliminating any motivation to tank.

5) A brief in-season tournament between seeds #7-8-9-10 for lottery odds, which would again, try to eliminate the bubble team tanking. Whoever wins this in-season tourney gets the lottery balls in the next draft? So they can safely push for a playoff showing? Maybe far fetched.

6) Reset every five years completely, making it less relevant who gets the highest picks in every draft since we are only building for five years at a time. I am leaning toward suggesting this as an idea. Reset every five years, with that "Grand Re-Draft" pick order determined by win-loss records from the previous five seasons?

7) There was a suggestion of tying “good” management to allowing teams to pick high. Say if you don’t hit a certain Games Played threshold, or you are seen to be mismanaging or mismanaging for a long stretch. Interesting proposition...

Overall I would still like the idea of playing three postseason games for everyone, as that keeps the trade deadline steady and free agent available for all.


SWMP Rule Sheets Explanation

TB Winners: Look at winning percentage for the sixteen franchises one the past five years.

TB Winners Keepers: A list of all the keepers that the Toilet Bowl winner had going into the following season. Plus who was picked in the following draft—usually not by them due to the SWMP Rule. (Added SWMP’s 2017-2018 season in here for comparison.)

TB Regular Season Records: This one is a little messy but it’s just the regular season win-loss records for all of the TB winners and losers.  More useful for me, but you can take a look.

Five Years Win Percentage: Self-explanatory. Most of the teams are hovering around 0.400 - 0.600, but ABCX, TRUO, and UFOS are pretty awful.

Five Years Regular Season: Again, more for me. But we can see each team’s individual regular season records over the past five years. I was looking to see if people are bouncing up and down or consistently good/bad, etc.

Five Years Moves and Games Played: The top half is Moves per year—which include post draft moves I think, or something similarly. In many cases, the low teams made just like one or two waiver grabs, if even.

The Games Played chart displays GP and also the blue number in each column is the average for that season. Overall, eleven of our teams are average or better in GP, while we have four or so lagging teams: ABCX, FUNK, MELO, UFOS.

Note: I calculated all the averages taking out the top and worst ranked teams, because for example, TRUO is such an outlier in Moves that it’s easier to calculate with that team out. So the average is really the #2-15 teams.

Owner Ratings 2025

Our first executive of the year award is awarded! The formula for owner rating is: Games Played + Moves + Wins. [ 2018 Explainer | 2022 Owner Rating ]

Our five best owners were KSKT, SCRM, SOUR, FJUB, and SQSQ. Their combination of Games Played, Moves, and Wins came out on top. So this year’s Executive of the Year Award goes to KSKT’s Matt! He had the third most GP, the fourth most Moves, and had the fourth best regular season record.

FJUB must be commended here as well, as they were first in both Games Played and Moves, but came up short in Wins. Still, that meant Eric was really doing the most to maximize his roster all season.

As for the bottom five owners, the list was SWMP, ILCN, ABCX, FUNK, and UFOS.

SWMP, ILCN, and especially FUNK all had lower Games Played numbers, as they were eleventh, thirteenth, and fifteenth in that category, respectively. They were also thirteen, fourteen, and fifteenth in moves, which threw them into the “bad” owner category.

Speaking of “moves,” again, I have no idea how they calculate them because for example, FUNK is credited with just one Moves but I clearly added Al Horford and Kevin Huerter post-draft and then Ziaire Williams on Jan 7th. Perhaps it’s just the result of how I calculate the ODE. Regardless, Moves is just a small measure of owner activity.

ABCX was much more active this season, with plenty of pickups throughout the season: Grant Williams, Isaiah Stewart, Andre Drummond, Buddy Hield, Amir Coffey, Jose Alvarado, Mike Conley, Gradey Dick ($9), Ben Simmons ($5). We’re wondering why their lineup didn’t change much near the end of the year though, especially Bobby Portis, who was suspended. We’ll have to send out an investigative team for that.

UFOS has been pretty bad for two years—the first when they were getting used to our Slam system, and the second from just plain inattention—and only made one move all season: adding Julian Champagnie all the way back in November. They'll be exiting SlamNation next season. Thanks for your time Victor! If anyone has leads on new owners, do tell!

Overall, good job everyone and the thing we need to do is look at some metric for overall owner participation. Of course, Games Played is the most important stat here—maximizing your lineup is important—and Moves and Wins are more arbitrary. But is the owner active in trades to make up for it? Is the owner active at all? Is there a GP minimum threshold we should install? We’d like a full sixteen team league of active owners, as that provides the best competitive balance. Any thoughts or ideas on how to advance that, do tell!

Post-Season RD1 Recap and RD2 Matchups: 2025

 👑 Playoffs RD2

2 MELO vs 8 SOUR

3 SCRM vs 4 SWMP

Playoffs RD2 Consolation

1 SQSQ vs 7 ILCN

5 SPDE vs 6 KSKT

🚽 Toilet Bowl RD2

9 SBUK vs 12 BUFF

10 CHMK vs 11 FUNK

Toilet Bowl RD2 Consolation

13 FJUB vs 16 UFOS

14 ABCX vs 15 TRUO



Playoff RD1 Recap

Unfortunately for SQSQ, it’s deja vu all over again as they get toppled as the top seed by a lowly eighth seed, just like back in 2022. Sadly, our must-win all-in team was missing Anthony Davis, Daniel Gafford, and Richuan Holmes, leaving a big hole in the middle. While James Harden and Derrick White had some heroic games, Miles Bridges and Steph Curry equaled their insanity and then some, giving SOUR a gigantic upset. Suddenly, SOUR looks like a real threat to win the title, again!

We almost had another huge upset between #2 MELO and #7 ILCN. Their match went down to the wire and even tied up at 4-4-1 apiece. ILCN was down Jaren Jackson Jr., Dereck Lively, and Mark Williams, leaving their interior wide open to assault. MELO fought through their own long list injuries but pulled out the win, with STL being the tied category but 3PT and BLK being very closely contested. And now MELO are the highest seed left, but they’ll have to face off against SOUR for an in-family matchup for a Finals appearance!

SCRM used solid defense and rebounding to take down the defending champs, KSKT. Despite Cade Cunningham and Anfernee Simons’ offensive explosion, SCRM was just too good behind Giannis Antetokounmpo, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, and Dyson Daniels’ thievery.

SWMP and SPDE tied in REB but that was about all the positives SPDE had for their opening playoff week. With no Wemby, they still dominated BLK—thanks Walker Kessler—but tripling up the opponent in blocks won’t help the other categories, and SPDE went quietly into the playoff consolation bracket with a 3-5-1 loss. They’ll have a tough time ahead with Wemby and Tyrese Maxey both still injured. On the other hand, SWMP is showing seven players OUT to start the week, and while they have a very deep and talented roster, the Nikola Jokic, Zach LaVine, and Jalen Williams show will have to really drag this team forward.

I can’t believe it… is eighth seeded SOUR somehow the odds-on favorite of the 2025 title?!


Toilet Bowl RD1 Recap

Nothing too exciting here, as all the higher seeds advanced. SBUK had 27 GP versus UFOS 19, and yet only won BLK by three and REB by twelve, so conceivably UFOS had a chance at a big upset there. But UFOS’ coach hasn’t adjusted his lineup in weeks so a win would have been undeserved.

The same thing with ABCX, who basically didn’t adjust their roster—with Bobby Portis still in SSPD and yet starting—and with all the injuries they had, ABCX actually managed to get one extra GP over FUNK, which still resulted in a close 4-5 loss. There was possibly an upset shot here too but as they say, “that’s why they play the games!” Or not, in UFOS and ABCX’s cases.

BUFF did take out FJUB by a mere two BLK and three 3PT, which was pretty exiting down the stretch, as the matchup was pretty close throughout. CHMK waxed TRUO to easily advance, and is looking like the best of the four remaining teams.

Playoffs Teams: 2025

[ Power Rankings 2025 | Toilet Bowl Teams 2025 | Midseason Tiers 2025 ]

We ended the regular season with an exciting matchup between #1 and #2, and there were tie-breaks to be had at the bottom of the playoffs, as four teams vied for positioning. At the end of the 2025 regular season, SQSQ emerged as the winner, with a victory over MELO. Let’s take a look at the eight teams into the 2025 playoffs.



#1 SQSQ (14-4)

ODE: 13/4/1

SQSQ started the regular season off with six straight wins and ended the season with six as well, securing their fourth regular season crown and third in the past six years. Unfortunately, all that regular season success hasn’t translated to the postseason, as SQSQ has never made a SlamNation Finals. To rectify that, SQSQ’s already all-in roster went even further all-in in February as GM Brian traded for James Harden, Rudy Gobert, and CJ McCollum to create a potential playoff juggernaut. The only remaining question heading into their best shot at a title is the health of Anthony Davis, and to a lesser extent Daniel Gafford. Still, this is the team to beat and we love seeing owners go all-in!

#2 MELO (12-5-1)

ODE: 5/13/11

Recovering from a bit of a midseason slump, MELO finished the regular season strong, with a 5-1-1 record and the H2H tie-breaker to take the second seed in the playoffs—and winning their first ever Russell Conference title. This will be MELO’s second playoff appearance—their first came in 2021 when Jack entered the league—and they are well positioned to challenge for a title. Likely R.O.Y. Stephon Castle (2025 RD1.7) has been fantastic lately and he’ll have to pick up the slack from a hurt Brandon Miller. Otherwise, MELO is all locked in and ready for a long playoff run!

#3 SCRM (12-5-1)

ODE: 9/1/15

Another team that ended the regular season on a hot streak, last year’s crowns winner SCRM has been 8-1-1 since mid-December and has now gone 43-10-3 over the past three years. Even with a slight pivot to more youth—trading away James Harden for Scoot Henderson—SCRM has managed to ride SlamNation’s best defense to a top-three seed. With a healthy Kawhi Leonard on-board, maybe this is Jordan’s shot to get to their first ever Finals after building another deep and talented roster. Note: With their 0.694 regular season this year, SCRM Jordan has overtaken SOUR Trieu as the winningest regular season owner in SlamNation history—by winning percentage. Congrats!

#4 SWMP (11-6-1)

ODE: 2/5/6

After missing the playoffs last year—after making five in a row—SWMP is back to their winning ways, finishing up 2025 with a 4-1-1 streak. While SWMP’s glory years of leading the league in wins might in the rear window, it looks like they could still be a dark horse contender for the title as they have the league’s most balanced combined ODE. It’ll be a tough road ahead with Jalen Johnson—and Deandre Ayton—out, but SWMP still has Nikola Jokic and to lead the way. They took the Toilet Bowl last year, can they add a long awaited title this time around?

#5 SPDE (10-6-2)

ODE: 5/6/10

After starting off the season 3-5-2 and looking like a bottom tier team, SPDE went on a seven game win streak, ending their season on a 7-1 run and are now back in the playoffs as a mid-sized threat. Note: SPDE finished with the second most regular seasons last year. Interestingly, a lot of the win streak was done with Victor Wembanyama out and Tyrese Maxey and Tyler Herro bouncing in and out of the lineup. Unfortunately for SPDE, those injury woes persist and even the reappearance of Chet Holmgren won’t fix the Wemby-sized hole in the middle. So that’s a sigh of relief from the rest of SlamNation, as the franchise with the best keeper core heading forward seems to have taken a pause this year on contention. Next year/decade though…

#6 KSKT (11-7)

ODE: 4/9/13

After an electric title run last season, KSKT has slipped just a little back to the pack. Their title defense will be an uphill one, even as Cade Cunningham has elevated himself to All Star level. Kristaps Porzingis is likely out for a few weeks while Tyrese Haliburton will miss the first round of the playoffs at least. That leaves KSKT a bit shorthanded, even with Zion Williamson available. KSKT did take out ILCN, SBUK, and SOUR during their four game win streak to end the season, proving that they still have some bite in their championship follow up season. Are their back to back chances legit?

#7 ILCN (10-7-1)

ODE: 12/7/3

As our top rated combined ODE team, ILCN has a strong defense and efficiency paired with a lackluster offense. However, that lack of offense is deceiving because Paolo Banchero and Luka Doncic have traded off being injured. Given full health, ILCN can score with anyone, giving them a very solid all around team. However, ILCN has stumbled a bit since midseason, registering only two wins in their last six, and looking a bit out of sorts. For the playoffs, they are going to need Mark Williams to step up, as Jaren Jackson Jr. and Dereck Lively II will likely start the week on the shelf. Will Luka magic be enough for ILCN to go further in the postseason this year?

#8 SOUR (10-7-1)

ODE: 1/9/14

The ever dangerous SOUR franchise has been good this year but not great by any measure. Still, SOUR are in the playoffs—fourth year in a row, after two years in the Toilet Bowl in 2020-21— and are always a tough out. The loss of Dejounte Murray for the season is a big blow to the backcourt but the rejuvenation of Jimmy Butler—now on the same real life and Slam team as Steph Curry—could result in playoff magic for SOUR. There’s a top ranked offense to contend with here for SOUR’s opponents and as Trieu has proven over and over: never count SOUR out!

Toilet Bowl Teams 2025

[ Power Rankings 2025 | Playoff Teams 2025 | Midseason Tiers 2025 ]

The tournament for the losers. We love to see people duke it out to the finish and this year’s on the bubble teams were stellar in their competitiveness. With Capture the Flagg draft coming up in 2026, the incentive must have been great to tank. However, that wasn’t what our bubble teams chose to do and we commend them for that. Let’s take a look at the eight teams who will be fighting for high draft picks next season.

#9 SBUK (10-8)

ODE: 14/11/2

Giving us a masterclass in fighting till the end, SBUK went 5-1 down the stretch to try to the make the playoffs. Their last three games were against bottom feeders FJUB, UFOS, and TRUO, but SBUK resisted any urge to tank and fought hard all the way through. Bravo, bravo! Now, SBUK are looking at the best odds for a Toilet Bowl win—they captured a TB win in 2019—while being subject to the dreaded SWMP Rule of not being able to pick first or second overall next year. However, let the record show that SBUK is here to win and not roll over, even as Joel Embiid and Kyrie Irving are out for the season. Winning a 2026 RD1.3 would still be a great accomplishment, as GM Josh has already started to go younger, trading off Rudy Gobert and CJ McCollum for the promise of Alex Sarr (2025 RD1.11). Let karma reign for SBUK!

#10 CHMK (9-9)

ODE: 7/2/15

After last season’s pre-postseason trade extravaganza, CHMK has stayed quiet this year as they watched their talent-consolidated roster play a full season together. Evan Mobley emerged as an All Star, Anthony Edwards faced the pressure of being “The Guy,” and 2024 RD1.3 Amen Thompson broke out and might now challenge Edwards as the most fun guy in the NBA to watch. All that and a 0.500 record, not bad! While CHMK suffered a five game losing streak midseason to take them out of playoff contention, they did rally for a 2-2 finish. CHMK is a team on the rise and a high draft pick in 2026 could be just the thing to take them out of the loser’s bracket, where they’ve been mired for four long years.

#11 FUNK (8-10)

ODE: 8/11/4

Back-to-back eight win seasons have sent FUNK to the Toilet Bowl again. Despite getting the top overall selection this past season—misspent on Reed Sheppard aka “White Yuki Kawamura”—FUNK has struggled gathering any momentum all season long. Even after a series of midseason trades to try to right the ship—bringing in Jakob Poeltl, Collin Sexton, and Goga Bitadze—FUNK only managed to pick up one win in their last six games, relegating them to the bottom tournament once again. With Lauri Markkanen out and still no real point guard around—Sexton is also hurt—FUNK will need Jayson Tatum and Trey Murphy to both get white hot to have a shot at picking first overall again. Maybe FUNK can grab Sheppard with 2026 RD1.1 and run it back!

#12 BUFF (7-10-1)

ODE: 3/15/6

Speaking of a team that finished the season on a downturn, 2025’s surprise SlamNataion Finalist BUFF went 1-6-1 over the past two months, squandering their successful early season. Somehow BUFF was still third in in the league on offense, as they led everyone in 3PT and was fifth in PTS. There is a dangerous team in here somewhere, with Jalen Brunson and Domantas Sabonis leading the way—plus the pre-draft trade for Coby White has been great—but BUFF is entering the Toilet Bowl a little wounded all around, with the biggest missing piece being Brandon Ingram, who is unlikely to see any time before the 2025 SlamNation season ends. Still, BUFF could get a juicy high pick if they manage to get a win or two in the Toilet Bowl, and Cooper Flagg is looking mighty good as a defensive centerpiece for any team, particularly this one!

#13 FJUB (5-12-1)

ODE: 11/3/12

FJUB led the league in Games Played this season, but all those GPs still resulted in this long time franchise’s worst regular season ever. Yep, after missing only one playoffs in the past fifteen seasons, the 0.306 winning 2025 FJUB find themselves not only in the Toilet Bowl, but as a low low seed. Strangely, the pairing of Trae Young and Karl-Anthony Towns should give any team a good offensive baseline, but FJUB is instead back to their traditional ways, as a top-three defensive squad. What gives?! Overall, FJUB is likely looking at a rebuild, with time needed for 2025 RD1.10 Zaccharie Risacher to grow and the rest of the roster to be shifted around. A midseason trade for OG Anunoby was a nice add but more will likely be needed for FJUB to return to their winning ways.

#14 ABCX (4-13-1)

ODE: 15/8/9

After throwing up the rest regular season in SlamNation history last year, it’s a bit of a shock to see ABCX with four huge wins. They cleared out all the teams underneath them in these ratings, and took out FUNK in WK16 as well. ABCX started the season off 0-9-1, meaning they actually went 4-4 the rest of the way! Woohoo! The return of LaMelo Ball to mostly full health certainly helped, as the underrated crazy great Ivica Zubac season as well. Now we’ll see if ABCX can make any noise in the Toilet Bowl, even as their roster is dotted with injured and suspended players. We can’t say ABCX is ready to win much, but at least they won some this year!

#15 TRUO (3-13-2)

ODE: 10/14/6

Over the past eight seasons, TRUO has thrown up a 0.311 winning percentage. In their first eight years, they were winning at a 0.613 clip. Since 2020, TRUO has a record of 24-83-4 and they’ve been mired at the bottom of the standings. After starting the 2025 season off with three straight wins, TRUO proceeded to chuck out thirteen losses and two ties to close the year. Oof. 2025 was also the rare year where Coach Thien’s team wasn’t one of the Games Played leaders, which is something that has always been a strength. We would love for this once successful franchise to get a high 2026 pick, but with a slew of injuries—most notably to outstanding 2025 rookie free agent find Jared McCain—TRUO will likely have to do with a middling first round pick, yet again.

#16 UFOS (2-16)

ODE: 16/16/4

With only one win last season—UFOS’ first—the 2025 version of this team technically doubled last year’s success. And those two wins were legit, versus SBUK and BUFF. However, owner Victor was basically M.I.A. over the back half of the season and with multiple lineup violations and a paltry Games Played number, most fans are calling for a new owner. The roster was never devoid of talent, but there’s not franchise player on-board to hang their hat on—especially post-Damian Lillard deal—and whoever comes in to take over this franchise in 2026 will have some major revamping to do. Still, we hope UFOS had a good time in SlamNation and someone eager and competent will come aboard to take over the moribund FOBS/UFOS franchise.

Power Ranking 2025

 


Tie-Breakers

  • 12-5-1 (0.694): H2H, MELO defeated SCRM twice, WK8 and WK16
  • 10-6-2 and 11-7 (0.611): Despite more wins, the same winning percentage resulted in a H2H tie-breaker, with SPDE winning versus KSKT in WK14 so they get the higher seed
  • 10-7-1 (0.583): ILCN beat SOUR in WK2

Au Revoir and Bonjour!


With the NBA trade season winding down—with some mega-trades obviously—we have a nice deal that dropped in Slam yesterday. It’s not quite as big as Luka Doncic becoming a Laker, but the SBUK and SQSQ deal could have championship implications and points to a new direction for SBUK as well.

Trade ID#170

  • SBUK receive Alex Sarr
  • SQSQ receive Rudy Gobert and CJ McCollum

For SBUK, this is a move to get younger. The 2022 championship core is aging fast and with a 7-8 record and just three weeks of regular season to go, it was time for GM Josh to make moves. Acquiring 2025 RD1.11 rookie Alex Sarr is a nice start. While Sarr has little offense to his game, his BLK are already at 1.6 per on the season, and Washington is invested in giving him big playing time. He could soon be a double double guy with good stocks, and more importantly, the nineteen year old has upside. He’ll join Franz Wagner (23 years old), Desmond Bane (26), and maybe Ausar Thompson (22) as SBUK’s young guns.

An eulogy for Gobert and McCollum while we’re here. McCollum was acquired by SBUK in 2017—via a trade for Myles Turner—which also doubled as Josh’s first SlamNation trade ever. After eight years of service to SBUK, he’ll be feted on his way out. And Gobert has been on this team even longer, as he was drafted in 2015 with a RD4 pick—along with Joel Embiid—making it ten seasons of continual service for the Frenchman.

Take a look at the list of players from one team that have stayed with their franchises the longest: Steph Curry (15 years), Paul George (13), Kyrie Irving (13), Joel Embiid (10), Rudy Gobert (10), Nikola Jokic (9), CJ McCollum (8)… You’ll notice that four of those players are on SBUK, and if thirty-one year old Kyrie Irving gets moved this season as well, the championship core of SBUK will truly be a thing of the past.

Cheers to the next generation of SBUKs and we’re excited to see where this youth movement will be heading!

As for SBUK’s trade partner, SQSQ is leading the league right now in win percentage and are perfectly positioned to win a title in this wide open season. SQSQ has been in this position before, as they took the regular season wins crown in both 2020 and 2022. Alas, one of those seasons was interrupted by COVID and the other by a first-round upset by eighth-seeded SCRM. This time around, SQSQ is taking no chances, as they level up for another championship chase.

SQSQ is led by LeBron James, new-Maverick Anthony Davis, DeMar DeRozan, Derrick White, Jrue Holiday, and the Doncic-less Daniel Gafford. Adding the still very productive Gobert (10.4 REB, 1.6 BLK, 0.650 FG%) and McCollum (22 PTS, 3.8 AST, 3.1 3PT) really rounds out the lineup. Heck, maybe new Clipper Bogdan Bogdanovic turns into a nice backup wing for them as well.

We’ve heard that SQSQ has been shopping Scoot Henderson around and that makes sense as the 2024 RD1.2 is miscast on this veteran team. Rumors are swirling that there are a few title chasing vets being shopped around in Slam, so this might be SQSQ’s chance to go even further all in. We hope to see SQSQ rewarded with their first ring this playoffs for their aggressive moves!

Tied Up!

This has to be a historic first! No, not the two 8-1 drubbings in WK15—handed out by CHMK and KSKT—but the fact that we had three matchups finish up tied. Three!

It’s rare enough that we get one tie game per week, and maybe two happened in the past but I don’t remember, but three has to be almost impossible. For example, in 2024 we had a total of three matchups tied, two in 2023, and three again from 2022. You have to go all the way back to 2020 to find six tied matchups. So, to have three tied games in one week was spectacular and a moment not to be overlooked.


MELO (10-4) vs SOUR (8-6)

The top ranked team in Russell, MELO faced off against SOUR and the two were neck-to-neck in a few categories, as REB, STL, and especially PTS was rather close! (SOUR won PTS by two.) The final tying category was TOS though, which featured Malik Monk with ten total turnovers for MELO while SOUR had Miles Bridges giving the ball away eight times. This tie could have some playoff implications too, as SOUR is on the playoff bubble!


SCRM (10-4) vs SWMP (9-5)

Our two second place teams in each respective conference faced off in a big battle and came out all tied up, as they each swiped the ball twenty-nine times. (SCRM barely won BLK by one too.) It was a battle of James Harden versus Nikola Jokic, as they had eight and nine steals each, respectively. You would think the team with steals master Dyson Daniels would’ve secured this category win but Dyson + Harden wasn’t quite enough to pull ahead of Jokic + Christian Braun. Both of these teams are playoff bound, and the tie leaves them secure in second place in their respective conferences as well. Great fight!


BUFF (7-7) TRUO (3-10-1)

Of the six teams, only TRUO had already notched a tie matchup this year, so maybe they had the experience of playing in a tight game. This was also the only matchup that tied between a 0.500 team and a sub-0.500 squad. Their big category tied was STL, with BUFF narrowly edging TRUO by just two blocks as well. It was a team wide effort on both sides for steals, with BUFF’s Jalen Brunson leading all players with five, but with many players on both teams picking up four thefts apiece. TRUO has only three wins on the season in an injury plagued year, so this tie was at least a moral victory versus a team they could potentially face in the Toilet Bowl.

Midseason 2025 Tiers

It’s been a weird NBA season—what with the Cavaliers and Oklahoma City both challenging for seventy wins, plus Houston coming out of nowhere to be the fifth-best team in the league. For SlamNation, 2025 has been topsy turvy as well, with two non-playoff teams from 2024 now in our top five, as well as the league leaderboard headed by SQSQ and ILCN, who were lower tier playoff teams last season. Last year’s regular season king, SCRM, is still duking it out at the top, but this regular season is certainly wide open with only seven weeks left to go! Let’s take a look at the tiers. [ Pre-Season: Russell | Chamberlain ]


CONTENDERS

#1 SQSQ (8-3)

ODE: 13/4/1

Feeding off the vibes from last year’s successful playoff run, SQSQ is throwing it back to three seasons ago when they last took a regular season crown. SQSQ ripped off five wins to start the season and have lost three of their last five—to SOUR, SWMP, MELO—but are still in prime position to lead the pack.

Featuring high efficiency and defense, SQSQ is first in FG% and third in TOS, while ranking first in BLK and fifth in STL as well. The block party is led by Anthony Davis but comes from all over, with 2025 RD1.11 rookie Alexandre Sarr, Daniel Gafford, Derrick White, and Tari Eason all averaging over one block a game as well. A little more offensive juice could take them one step up as well, as LeBron James and DeMar DeRozan seek a Slam title to wind up their careers.

A WK17 and WK18 end of the season matchup versus SWMP and then a rematch with MELO could really determine home court advantage throughout the playoffs for them. It’s great to see SQSQ up at the top, as LeBron and Bronny celebrated the NBA’s first father-son on-court duo. Maybe SQSQ can follow up KSKT’s title from last season!


#2 ILCN (7-3-1)

ODE: 12/7/3

We’ve been waiting for ILCN to put it all together for one season and make a title run, and this year might be it. Despite injuries to Paolo Banchero early—and now Luka Doncic—ILCN has weathered the storm of the hardest part of their season and look in good shape to continue their ascent—there was an 0-3-1 stretch from WK5-8, albeit against some good teams. After picking up some gimme wins in recent weeks, ILCN will now face a gauntlet of five teams with winning records in a row, which could determine if this team is fool’s gold or ready for an actual golden run.

ILCN is the top rated combined ODE team, with a very good efficiency and defensive rating. They are second overall in FG% and while they are very mid in PTS, REB, AST, the return of Banchero and Doncic will help those areas dramatically. The Cleveland duo of Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland are really leading the way for ILCN this season, just like in the NBA. With the second-best rated keeper core around, this could just the beginning of ILCN dominance.


#3 MELO (7-4)

ODE: 5/13/11

Jack is back, baby! Continuing their trend of one-good, one-bad, MELO is bouncing back from last year’s five-win season in a big way. It seems like MELO is a playoff team every other year and this is looking like their third playoff appearance, assuming things hold for them.

Playing at top speed, MELO is second in the league in  PTS, featuring plenty of 3PT, REB, and still a good FG% and decent TOS. Despite a lack of defense and not much passing—in addition to weak FT%—MELO is running and gunning behind Kevin Durant, Jaylen Brown, RJ Barrett, Pascal Siakam, and Brandon Miller. Add in the center duo Nikola Vucevic and Jakob Poeltl—having an incredible season—and MELO is deep and dangerous.

After roaring out of the gate with five wins straight, MELO did hit a bump with three losses in their next five games. However, their two wins during that span were versus SCRM and SQSQ, who are in the upper tier of teams. There’s no rest of MELO the rest of the schedule either, as they face six out of seven 0.500+ matchups to finish out. There’s matchups ahead against all three teams above them in this ranking so MELO fans better buckle up!


#4 SCRM (7-4)

ODE: 9/1/15

Despite a dip from the last few years’ blistering regular season pace, SCRM is still solidly on the contender list for 2025. They are slightly under the best of the best though, as they have suffered losses against the cream of the crop this season.

The main culprit here is the offense, which was a top-two unit last season, but only average this year. SCRM's issue is owning the league’s third-worst 3PT shooting, paired with the worst FT% around—even Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (7.9 FTA) and James Harden (7.3 FTA) can’t offset Giannis Antetokounmpo’s 60.5% on 11.1 FTA I guess—and some very high TOS.

The defense for SCRM is vicious though, as they are tops in STL and third in BLK. Dyson Daniels has been a revelation and the backcourt of SGA and Daniels combines for 5.2 STL per game!

It might be tough sledding for SCRM to vault into the upper echelons this season but the good news: they’re already through the tough part of their schedule, with mostly very beatable teams ahead, minus a WK15 and WK16 face off against SWMP and MELO respectively. SCRM should finish with at least five more wins and that’ll be enough to propel them into another title hunt…and a roster shifting trade is always a threat with this team.


#5 SWMP (7-4)

ODE: 2/5/6

Working on their ninth straight double digit regular season, SWMP was edged out of the playoffs last year but won the Toilet Bowl (again). They won’t be back this season to defend their TB title. As the only balanced team in the top five currently, SWMP has plenty of upside potential. They are great at PTS, REB, AST, STL, and FG%, while being pretty good in 3PT as well. SWMP is lacking sorely in the BLK department, with TOS usually a loss, but aside from no rim protection, there’s not many weaknesses here.

Zach LaVine has decided to play this season, giving a third wing behind Jalen Johnson and Jalen Williams. Heck, with LaVine and Cameron Johnson, SWMP has two of the NBA’s most talked about trade candidates at the moment. With Nikola Jokic doing literally everything, SWMP has the firepower to take down anyone at any time. There’s still three though matchups ahead for SWMP—starting off with WK12 versus ILCN—but this is truly a dangerous dark horse team for the playoffs.



THE MUDDLED MIDDLE

#6 BUFF (6-5)

ODE: 3/15/6

Looking for a return trip to the Finals, BUFF leads off the six teams hovering right above 0.500+. They’re first because, well, the alphabet, but they are also conceivably the best as well, with a recent 5-2 record after starting the season off with just one win in the first month. If they can pick up a WK12 win versus KSKT, the path is clear for a playoff run and they’ll get to take a full measure of themselves versus SWMP and MELO in WK16/17.

BUFF is using the same strategy as last year to power their success: a great offense filled with slinging the ball around and throwing up 3PTs. The twist however, is that BUFF’s efficiency is way up this season—a top six ranking—albeit at the cost of an equal downfall in their defense. BUFF is now ranked dead last in BLK and second-to-last in REB. But who cares about that, let’s watch Jalen Brunson, Coby White, and Brandon Ingram bomb away! 

There’s a slew of scoring-skewed wings on this team—Ingram, Bridges, Kyle Kuzma, Andrew Wiggins, Klay Thompson—so maybe a deal could help balance things out. We’ll see what BUFF will do as they have squarely returned back to respectability.


#7 CHMK (6-5)

ODE: 7/2/15

It’s a little surprising to see CHMK not higher in the standings and instead fighting for a playoff spot. After two eight-win seasons—and a long three years out of the playoffs—we thought CHMK would be working their way upward behind last year’s mega-deals for Anthony Edwards and Alperen Sengun. A 6-1 start to the season certainly looked promising but then CHMK lost four in a row—all to tough teams—and are now wondering if their brush with elite status was a mirage.

The scoring for CHMK has been really good, especially with 2025 RD5.6 Norm Powell playing like Kawhi-lite and Evan Mobley putting some offensive punch in his game, finally. Also, Jalen Suggs (RD2.9) has been a bigger offensive contributor as well until he got injured recently.

However, CHMK’s AST and 3PT are just average, giving this strange team a much better defense than offense. In fact, CHMK fields the second best defense in the league as they grab rebounds, defend the rim, and also swipe the ball at a top-two rate. I guess the cooks over at Monkey kitchen are still working out some ingredients. With a pretty strong offense-defense combo, it’s possible CHMK could also make another deal or two to push them solidly into the playoff picture.


#8 FUNK (6-5)

ODE: 8/11/4

A totally unbalanced team, this current iteration of FUNK is only good at two things: shooting 3PT and not turning the ball over. And when Myles Turner mans the middle, they are also somehow fourth in BLK with no other player averaging more than one. Otherwise FUNK are putrid in REB, AST, and FG%, while not putting up many PTS either. Basically FUNK is playing one-on-one and either throwing up a three or going to the free throw line.

One strength is negated by one weakness, and it’s an open question if FUNK will make it into the playoffs after earning the first overall pick last year. Oh yeah, that 2025 RD1.1 Reed Sheppard? Currently at 350 total minutes in his career and rarely used at all. A franchise altering selection for sure!

The good news? Um, Jayson Tatum fixed the hitch on his jump shot and is putting up ten and a half threes a game? Other than that, it’s been pretty crappy or injury across the rest of the roster, and pre-draft trade acquisition Lauri Markkanen has been misfiring all season. There is also now a yawning gap at point guard with Dennis Schroder landing in Golden State. This entire roster of wings plus Turner is looking at a major shake up if they want to make some noise this season.


#9 KSKT (6-5)

ODE: 4/9/13

Taking away efficiency, defending champs KSKT would still be one of the better teams in the league. However, they definitely aren’t the dominant team of the past two seasons as they’ve had their usual slew of injuries—primarily missing Zion Williamson and Kristaps Porzingis this season.

The roster is rock solid though, as evidenced by their title run. Cade Cunningham has gone up a level—even as Tyrese Haliburton has dropped one—and Anfernee Simons has been healthy all season long. KSKT is only first in one category this season: Games Played, but they are at least average-ish in all the other categories minus that crippling FG%.

Winning six in a row between WK4 and WK9 shows KSKT’s upside—two of those wins came against SWMP and ILCN— and should Williamson and/or Porzingis return by the fantasy playoffs, KSKT is just as well positioned to post a back-to-back as any title team in recent history.


#10 SBUK (6-5)

ODE: 14/11/2

We think this team is calling it quits (for the playoffs). Despite a slightly winning record—mainly powered by a 4-1 start—SBUK are losers of three of their last four and are now looking at being down Franz Wagner and Kyrie Irving for a few weeks.

This team can hang its hat on something though: leading SlamNation in FT%. The efficiency from SBUK keeps them in most games but the lack of offensive punch is a problem, and that was before Irving went down. In theory a healthier Joel Embiid could help in REB and BLK, but as he isn’t playing in back-to-backs, that’s at least a handful of games missed.

What’s the solution here for SBUK? Do they stay put and try to win, or do they pivot toward a more future oriented approach while their in-decline veterans still are producing? There is a possible layup line of FJUB, UFOS, and TRUO to end the regular season, so that might push SBUK toward a playoff run, but here’s hoping they look to retool before gearing up for a proper run at a title. Since we’ve never seen Josh engage in a roster overhaul, we vote for trade action from SBUK!!!


#11 SOUR (6-5)

ODE: 1/9/14

Our G.O.A.T. franchise hasn’t won a title in almost two years, should they panic?! Historically, SOUR has never gone longer than three years without a Finals appearance, so it’s possible they could be on the outside looking in this season.

However, SOUR does sport Slam’s number one offense, behind first rankings in 3PT and AST, with a fifth in PTS. That’s what happens when you pair up Steph Curry and Damian Lillard—acquired mid-2025 draft for Immanuel Quickley. Throw in a second in FT% and SOUR is working with four categories won almost every week. The problem is, they are also basically punting FG% and TOS, which leaves them at the mercy of REB, STL, and BLK.

Despite playing small ball with Draymond Green as the sole center—we don’t count rookie Donovan Clingan—SOUR is above average in REB as their forwards and guards all pull down very respectable numbers. The return of pre-draft trade acquisition Dejounte Murray has been a big boon to STL—and AST—while the suspension of Jimmy Butler might play out to be a plus as well once he lands on a new team.

SOUR’s 2-4 start has evolved into a 4-1 recent spurt—those four wins were in a row—so as always, it’s never a good idea to count out SOUR…



LIKELY ON LIFE SUPPORT

#12 SPDE (4-5-2)

ODE: 5/6/10

Can’t this team catch a break? I mean, the break after winning Viktor Wembanyama and Chet Holmgren and ranking as the best keeper core in SlamNation… Well, Holmgren has been hurt this season and while we assumed SPDE would never within smelling distance of the Toilet Bowl again, they are definitely standing at the bathroom door right now after coming out of the gate 1-4-2 in their first seven games.

Last week’s win versus MELO was the highlight of SPDE’s season so far but it could also portend for a big second half as Devin Booker, Tyrese Maxey, and a rejuvenated Tyler Herro should be plenty of firepower around Wembanyama. SPDE is very well balanced for a “bad” team, with a near top five offensive and defensive rating. They suffer from only bad FG% and TOS, but are very competitive everywhere else. How they’re not top-ranked in BLK with Wemby and Walker Kessler is beyond me, but  Holmgren’s eventual return will change that.

The roster is solid up and down, and now it’s just sit and wait to see how high—or low—SPDE wants to go this season. They’ve won three of their last four and only have on tough matchup in WK18 against SWMP to go. Should SPDE slip into the Toilet Bowl though, there’s a frightening world where they could get Wemby, Chet, and Cooper Flagg all on one team…


#13 FJUB (4-6-1)

ODE: 11/3/12

It has not been a great start to FJUB’s season, with one win, five losses, and one tie through the beginning of December. However, FJUB hasn’t finished under 0.500 since 2014—when they last missed the playoffs—so it’s unlikely they won’t find a solution out of their morass. They’ve already show signs of life, winning three of their last four games.

The outline is there for future success, as FJUB has been tops in REB, second in AST, and fifth in STL. They also are second in Games Played, showing that the effort is there. What’s missing is an offense, any offense. The Trae Young and Karl-Anthony Towns combo has only been enough to bring FJUB to thirteenth or worse in PTS, 3PT, FG%, and TOS. Getting so few PTS and 3PT on high TOS is tough. 

While Bradley Beal and Collin Sexton can fill it up, everyone else on this roster aside from those four are virtually offensive zeroes. The return of Isaiah Hartenstein adds an important defensive presence in the middle so that may have to be the formula moving forward. 

We’re guessing a better than 0.500+ record will be needed for the playoffs, and FJUB has three tough matchups left out of seven. To avoid the Toilet Bowl, this proud franchise is going to have to get to work!


#14 TRUO (3-7-1)

ODE: 10/14/6

The good news is that TRUO is on track to eclipse last year’s five win season. The bad news is that that might be their top end this year. A quick three win start to the year gave TRUO hope for a turnaround this season but they’ve remained winless since, going 0-7-1 and still counting. Note: This WK12 matchup is versus ABCX.

There is some good news though, as TRUO scooped up almost R.O.Y. candidate Jared McCain off the free agent wire. (McCain is outshining 2025 RD1.2 Zach Edey.) In addition, Cam Thomas, Jalen Green, and John Collins, and Jonathan Kuminga are all having career years.

So what’s going on? De’Aaron Fox and Julius Randle are both likely disgruntled, the chemistry on this team might be bad, and there are injuries galore right now for TRUO. The good news is that TRUO can shoot FT% wonderfully, and they can look to play spoiler in WK14 versus SCRM or WK16 versus SQSQ. Other than that, it’s time to prep for a deep Toilet Bowl run!



BOTTOM FEEDERS

#15 ABCX (1-9-1)

ODE: 15/8/9

No longer winless! ABCX got their first win in WK11, demolishing their chances of going back-to-back zero wins. Sure, it took an outing versus fellow down in the cellar team UFOS but a win is a win is a win! They’ll get another decent shot at winning this week, versus TRUO, but then the schedule really gets tough afterwards.

While ABCX hasn’t technically picked up any violations from their lineups this season, they don’t seem to know how to utilities their IR slots—Jaden Ivey just broke his leg, Ja Morant has been in and out, and Kelly Oubre Jr. is eligible right now too. Those IR slots could let Oliver gamble on some free agents, so we’d like to see some activity there.

The cool news is that LaMelo Ball is bringing highlights and stuffing the stat sheet; 2025 last pick RD6.16, rookie Yves Missi, has been nice in New Orleans; and Los Angeles’ best center, Ivica Zubac, is going wild in the new Intuit Dome.

It ain’t pretty for ABCX anywhere, but they are ranked second in REB behind Zubac, Jonas Valanciunas, and Missi. Those mashers also help ABCX to a decent FG% each outing. We can see another win on the horizon for ABCX coming, hopefully?


#16 UFOS (1-10)

ODE: 16/16/4

Spirits were high after WK9, as UFOS picked up their first win of the season, matching last year’s lone win already! That takes UFOS out of the running for a winless season and despite losing to ABCX last week, that’s already a semi-success. The question is: can UFOS pick up another win?

Lagging behind in Games Played certainly won’t do the job, as UFOS is the only team under 90% of the average Games Played mark. Currently they have 230 GP while the average for a Slam team is 260 over eleven weeks. Basically UFOS is totaling about one less week’s worth of stats than everyone else. That’ll have to be fixed for UFOS to have any shot at a second victory.

Unfortunately, a very young roster has had some injury issues—the latest to Jabari Smith Jr.—while also not having much top end talent. The mid-draft trade off of Damian Lillard for Immanuel Quickley has been hard to evaluate as Quickley has been in and out of the lineup. But hey, at least Jordan Poole is scoring, Bilal Coulibaly is growing, and 2025 RD4.15 rookie Bub Carrington is flashing. Are UFOS the Wizards? Sort of but it’s not all that bad. UFOS did have a very nice 2025 draft, hitting on Josh Giddey (RD1.4), Coulibaly (RD2.15), sort of Brandin Podziemski (RD3.2), and Carrington with their first four picks.

It’ll be at least one more year before UFOS can start to get to respectability, but the vision is there at least. Draft well, wait for youth to mature, and try to get some more Games Played in!

Standings: 2025 Midseason