Chamberlain Conference: Transformers Division

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For the first time in a few years, we’re rolling into the season with the same sixteen owners. Great job to us! We’ve got an intriguing NBA season coming up following an off-season of extreme upheaval. Will SlamNation be similarly upended? Let’s find out, starting with the Transformers Division. [2014 Preview]
Header formatting: #2015DraftPickPosition: TeamName (2014SeasonRecord, 2013SeasonRecord)

#3: LA Buffy (5-14, 13-6)
One year after racking up the most wins in the division and getting all the way to the Finals, Buffy found themselves as the only non-playoff team in Transformers after collapsing to only five wins in 2014. The good news is that Buffy tends to bounce back after down seasons. When they hit five wins two years ago, they came back strong with thirteen wins the next season. So, if past performance holds true, Buffy is headed toward a major bounceback season.

Buffy's keeper core switched out Raymond Felton for Tristan Thompson while retaining the front line of Tim Duncan, Chris Bosh, and Carlos Boozer. The point guard situation is still waiting for a star — something they’ve been missing since Baron Davis was good — but for now Jeremy Lin and Jameer Nelson will be tasked with holding down the fort. Both Lin and Boozer find themselves on Roger’s hometown Lakers, so that should add an extra burst of excitement. Roger will also be closely watching Heat games, as Bosh’s numbers are sure to go up with LeBron gone. Plus with his 2015 first round pick, Roger took LBJ replacement Luol Deng. The rest of Buffy’s draft featured George Hill and Kendall Marshall to slot in the backcourt, Bosnian gunner Mirza Teletovic, and O.J. Mayo, hoping to have a bounceback season himself. We wouldn’t be surprised to see Buffy swing back into contention because it’s happened before and as we know, history always repeats itself.

#9: Squirtle Squad (10-9, 12-6)
Brian’s team has four winning seasons in a row but nary a post-season moment to show for it. During their last two playoff appearances, they’ve been bounced by lower ranked teams in the first round. Ouch. This time out, Squirtles isn’t just looking for regular season success, but a post-season run worthy of their dedicated fan base. That fan base won’t have to suffer the on-and-off headaches of former face of the franchise Deron Williams anymore. Williams has been cast aside and replaced by the friendly mug of Giannis Antetokounmpo. While the Greek Freak may not be a fantasy star yet, his time is clearly coming. He’s a new addition to the keeper core, along with Kelly Olynk, who flashed intriguing scoring potential during his rookie year.

Serge Ibaka and Ty Lawson are the vets on this team now, and they have rising forces Bradley Beal and Nikola Vucevic beside them to form a young and upcoming core. In fact, GM Brian seems headed for a rebuild as he drafted young across the board — excepting RD1.11 pick Darren Collison, the Kings’ new starting point guard and RD6.4 semi-retread D.J. Augustin. With the additions of Jordan Hill (the bounty from last year’s Greg Monroe trade), Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Zach LaVine, Noah Vonleh, Otto Porter Jr., and Jusuf Nurkic, Squirtles are rolling the dice on talent before proven production. That worked out great last year with Antetokounmpo, and at least a few of this draft classes' young guys should break out for Squirtles as they restock and push toward true championship contention at the same time.

#11: Half Man Half ImAsian (11-8, 7-10)
Let’s not bury the lead: Half Man Half Im Asian nation is in mourning right now. Reigning NBA MVP Kevin Durant will be out at least a few weeks, if not half a season. Without Durant to power this team, can it survive in the toughest division in SlamNation? Well, LaMarcus Aldridge had a career year last season, as did new keeper Amir Johnson. Mario Chalmers will see an uptick across the board since The King has left his building. And J.J. Redick could replace some of Durant’s shooting, but there’s really nobody to draw opposing defenses’ attention away from Aldridge.

Half Man also didn’t have a first round pick this year, due to the Greg Monroe acquisition from last season. And last year's #1 overall, Ben McLemore, didn't even make the keeper cut. They did pick up new Clippers big man Spencer Hawes, as well as breakout candidate Tim Hardaway Jr., but we think Terrance Ross and Anthony Morrow — both just 3PT bombers basically — might have been different selections had Durant’s injury happened earlier in the draft. Sixth round pick Samuel Dalembert can bring in a few BLK, which could be helpful as Half Man Half Season of No Durant is going to head into the season depending more on its defense than offense, as they bide time waiting for KD’s return.

#16: Silent Crows (13-6, 6-13)
If there’s a better Cinderella story than this one, we don’t know what it is. Sure, we’ve seen worst to first finishes before — in fact it’s a bit of a SlamNation pattern — but as highlighted at the end of last season, Silent Crows’ run through the playoffs was like David slaying multiple Goliaths. What can they do for an encore? Well, their keepers heading into 2015 are way better than it was a year ago. How about Dirk Nowitzki and Jamal Crawford in for Derrick Favors and Jeff Teague? The additions of Dirk Diggler and Crawford supercharged Silent Crows’ offense to championship level. With Ricky Rubio distributing to Carmelo Anthony, Blake Griffin, Nowitzki, and Crawford, this team gave every opponent defensive nightmares — and post-season losses. Keeper Enes Kanter is still awaiting a true breakout year, and maybe it won’t happen, but on this team all he has to do is grab rebounds and keep quiet.

Last year’s draft class returned little to no value for Lucas, with only Nick Young and Jordan Hill contributing, and only 50+ games combined at that. This year’s draft class seems, on paper, to be the perfect lineup for a spirited championship defense. For example, there’s no doubting that first rounder Joe Johnson is still capable of putting up good numbers across the board. Defensive pest Patrick Beverley just doubled his playing time in Houston while Tyson Chandler reunites with Dirk and is the defensive backbone that Kanter isn’t. Wilson Chandler and Danny Green will add shooting on the wing, and if a pinch of rebounding is needed, last overall pick Reggie Evans is on hand. What’s not to like here? Could we be staring at our first repeat champion?!

Chamberlain Conference: Silverhawks Division

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Two teams in this division sport 0.756 and 0.605 regular season winning percentages over the past five seasons. The other two teams win at 0.329 and 0.217 clips. And we’re worried about the increasing income disparity in America? How about the win disparity in Silverhawks! [2014 Preview]

#1: Jedi Knights (5-14, 3-14-2)
Here’s where Jedi has picked in all the drafts since we reset the league in 2010: 3, 1, 2, 2, 1. (Of course Jedi haven’t actually picked overall #1 or 2, since they’ve never made a Toilet Bowl finals yet.) We could go on and on about the futility of this team in recent years, but let’s talk about the positives. Absentee owner Lum has re-dedicated himself to his squad and if this story turns out anything like the Cavaliers, there will be an inexplicable happy ending at the end of this bumbling mess. I mean, there’s a lot of talent on this team. Even with literally no management, Jedi managed five wins last season. Their 2014 draft yielded Michael Carter-Williams and Jimmy Butler, two new quality keepers. Center DeAndre Jordan became a fantasy stud while Thaddeus Young and Chandler Parsons are both poised to continue building on their excellent seasons. And there’s always David Lee, chugging along with his nightly double doubles. Dare we say it? We like this team!

It’s a bit odd that GM Lum opted for a broken down Deron Williams at #3 overall in the draft, instead of dipping into a historically deep rookie class, but maybe Williams can finally stay healthy. Aaron Afflalo was a fantasy surprise last season and he should continue his ascent in upon his return to Denver. Sophomore Mason Plumlee is the only big man in Brooklyn capable of staying healthy so he should get lots of minutes. Avery Bradley will likely be pushed into a starting role early, as MCW recovers from injury. The bench will feature Brandan Wright and Boris Diaw, who are both capable of spot starts. For a historically awful team, Jedi has picked up a handful of talent over the years. Now for a management team that will lead them into respectability!

#6: Fob Stars (8-11, 9-9)
Silverhawks’ traditional other punching bag, Fob Stars, can show Jedi exactly how going from zero to “not totally sucking” anymore can be done. After an excruciating one win season in 2012, Fob Stars have put up two very respectable seasons since. They’ll be pushing for their first playoff appearance this year, behind a revamped keeper core. Last year, Fobs were rolling in with the likes of Lou Williams, Dion Waiters, and Gerald Henderson as keepers. Now, after an outstanding 2014 draft, as well as a high value end of the year trade, Fobs will have Kemba Walker and Trey Burke in the backcourt along wth Zach Randolph, Marcin Gortat, and delayed rookie Nerlens Noel. Ryan Anderson’s return to full health could be an issue, but there’s no doubting that Anderson can space the floor perfectly for this group.

And it looks like GM Jimmy knows that what his team needs is an infusion of shooting. Rookie Doug McDermott isn’t nicknamed “McBuckets” for nothing. Also picked up along the way was Kevin Martin and Andrea Bargnani (another part of the Joakim Noah deal) for their shooting prowess. Khris Middleton is an underrated add-on, and he’ll probably get into the rotation. Harrison Barnes hasn’t flashed anything in over a year, and I literally know nothing about Bojan Bogdanovic, except how to carefully Google-spell his name. Sixth rounder Marcus Morris isn't as good as his brother, but he can contribute a 3PT or two. We are excited to see Fob Stars push for a post-season appearance, and even more excited to see how many combined BLK/STL Nerlens Noel can put up. Cheers to a former league doormat for successfully making the turn into competitive alley!

#7: Fat Jubas (9-10, 10-9)
Eric’s team suffered their first losing season after four straight post-season appearances, two division titles, and a championship. Last year at this time, GM Eric went on a trading spree, landing Chris Paul. Well, the price tag came back on those moves and here’s the final cost for that monster acquisition: Marc Gasol, Jeff Teague, and Jabari Parker for CP3, C.J. McCollum last year, and this year’s RD2 which turned out to be Robin Lopez. Hum, was Paul worth that? Let the debates rage!

Regardless, the revamp from a Steve Nash and Kevin Garnett led championship team is complete. Gordon Hayward and Nicolas Batum are the lone holdovers from that 2012 season, and they have CP3 to lead them. Jonas Valanciunas didn’t quite break out last year but he’s again on the verge. New keeper Markieff Morris emerged as a versatile contributor while surprise sixth keeper Danilo Gallinari will bring what he always does to a team: stretch shooting. The draft brought in Isaiah Thomas and Jarrett Jack to round out the backcourt alongside Paul. (The Isaiah of last year would be great, however, Thomas' minutes will be heavily reduced in Phoenix.) Rookie Rodney Hood will more likely back up Hayward, but fellow rookie Nikola Mirotic might carve out some time on a deep Bulls frontcourt. It seems like Jubas is going run-and-gun this year, as they spread the floor with Gallinari and Channing Frye, while letting CP3 find the best wide open options. Can Jubas fend off up-and-coming Fob Stars for another season, or will the price they paid for Paul prove to have been a bit too heavy?

#14: Sour Snails (17-2, 14-5)
What do you get for the team that has far and away the best regular season winning percentage in the league? How about a ward against upsets? Since winning their lone championship in 2010, Snails have been upset by much lower seeds in each successive season -- except for the one year they won the Toilet Bowl. That’s an ugly pattern. Last year saw them lose to eventual champion Silent Crows (then Eron, Joven and Chandler) after a thrilling seventeen win campaign. I almost don’t even want to talk about how stacked Snails on paper. The point guards are Steph Curry, Russell Westbrook, and Monta Ellis. Steph and Westie and Monta!? Who can keep up with these three? Klay Thompson is around to add an overdose of additional 3PT. Rudy Gay replaced Damian Lillard via mid-season trade, while DeMarcus Cousins anchors the front court basically all by himself. Which is pretty much enough, almost. And keep in mind that last year, the Snails had Trevor Ariza and Tyreke Evans on-board too (both have since been traded pre-draft for low end picks). Gross right?

Somehow Trieu saw the need for more 3PT and took Wesley Matthews with his first rounder this year before turning his attention to the frontcourt with Taj Gibson and JaVale McGee. One of these two will need to help Cousins a bit on the boards. Michael Kidd-Gilchrest and his revamped jumper will be coming off the bench, perhaps teaming up with a svelte Anthony Bennett. Rookie Shabazz Napier is even waiting in the wings in case mop up duties are called for, which could be very possible as the Snails run roughshod over the league again while aiming for that elusive second title.

2015 Schedule

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I messed up the 2014 schedule a tad, so someone please spot check me. Otherwise we're good to go with our weighted schedule! Good luck to the last place teams aka me!

Draft Order 2015

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2015 DRAFT ORDER
  1. Jedi Knights (5-14)
  2. Funk Coalition (5-14)
  3. LA Buffy (5-14)
  4. Morrie’s Pogiboys (6-13)
  5. Inept Henchmen (6-12-1)
  6. Fob Stars (8-11)
  7. Fat Jubas (9-10)
  8. Chunky Monkeys (9-10)
  9. Squirtle Squad (10-9)
  10. Fighting Dragons  (10-8-1)
  11. Half Man Half ImAsian (11-8)
  12. So Buckets (11-8)
  13. Spade (12-7)
  14. Sour Snails (17-2)
  15. NJ All Stars (14-5) *Runner-up
  16. The Silent Crows (13-6) *Champion
Toilet Bowl winner: Chunky Monkeys
Toilet Bowl runner-up: Fat Jubas

Tie breakers:
  • 5-14: Jedi Knights had worst H2H winning % between three teams, and then Funk lost to Buffy in a secondary tie-break using Most Categories won.
  • 9-10: Fat Jubas lost H2H versus Chunky Monkeys
  • 11-8: Half Man Half ImAsian lost H2H to So Buckets in WK11

2015 Keepers

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