Recap: Week 12

Conference Games
9-0, Human Amoebas vs Rhythm Drive
7-1, Squirtle Squad vs Buffy
8-1, Poobic Heirs vs Phanatics
6-3, Chunky Monkeys vs MoRRie's Pogiboys

Inter-Conference Games
7-2, Fat Jubas vs Funk Coalition
9-0, Human Amoebas vs Rhythm Drive

This was a week of intense beat downs. No 5-4 scores here buddy. Every team that lost was thoroughly beaten and this was highlighted by our first 9-0 week as the Human Amoebas took the Rhythm Drive to the rack, to the basket, to the bench, to the streets, stomped the yard, back to Reno's home, and then took him one last time in the bedroom. Just walk it off baby, walk it off.

9-0, Human Amoebas vs Rhythm Drive
What can you say about an unanimous victory? The Amoebas hurled injury onto insult by dropping 55 3PT on the Drive (18 from Raja and 16 from Quentin Richardson). In Reno's defense, Steve Francis is still ailing and not in lineup. Keep in mind, Reno was on a four game winning streak here. What happened?!?

7-2, Fat Jubas vs Funk Coalition
The Jubas trounced the Funk in Week 1 and they did it again in their second matchup. Funk tried to dial it in from downtown -- 55 3PT -- but they weren't really in contention versus a Jubas team that is finding its groove and not looking back. Josh Howard is making his push for All-Star status (27.3 PTS, 9 REB, 2 3PT, 1.7 STL) -- and succeeding.

7-1, Squirtle Squad vs Buffy
Buffy gave it a go but only managed to tie in AST and win STL. Everything aside from that was all Squirtles. Even with a Kevin Garnett suspension and just two games from Ray Allen, Brian had enough punch to take Roger out early. All hail Matt Carroll (17.5 PTS, 2.25 3PT, 52.2 FG%), who has been putting up ridiculous numbers for awhile now. Carroll is the rich man's Adam Morrison!

8-1, Poobic Heirs vs Phanatics
Life goes on for the injury plagued Phanatics as they only managed to win the turnover battle - by playing seven less games. Kobe could have probably beat the entire Phanatic team this week by himself as the Heirs nearly doubled the Phanatics in just about every category. In good news, David West did come back to put up 22.5 PTS and 11.5 REB in two games (on the bench) which is nice.

7-2, Pooh Bears vs Sour Snails
God this man is scary. Take a look at the picture of Stephen Jackson. This is the way this man takes a publicity shot? With a snarl and a look of utter wickedness? Geezes. Shame Jackson's crazy Golden State start (29 PTS, 7 REB, 5 AST, 5 STL, 5 3PT) couldn't quite push the Snails to a win -- or even within a rocket launcher's distance of a win.

6-3, Chunky Monkeys vs MoRRie's Pogiboys
The only West team to beat an East opponent this week? The Monkeys, who won the squeaker of the week by beating the Pogiboys by only three categories. That loss might have something to do with Alvin's Double-Ds (Damon Jones and Damon Stoudamire), who combined to score 33 points total in seven games. The Monkeys got an immediate return from Mehmet Okur (27 PTS, 7.5 REB, 2.25 3PT) and Mike Dunleavy (16 PTS, 8 REB, 3.5 AST, 2 3PT) on their way to an easy win.