Fabulous?

"An unhappy Chris Webber getting benched in crunch time for two straight weeks and going public with his unhappiness, followed by the Sixers basically telling him, 'Look, we can't trade you, you make $20 million a year and you run with a limp, even Isiah won't return our calls for God's sake,' followed by C-Webb coming down with a mystery injury and disappearing into thin air.

And if that's not enough, Shavlik Randolph took his job and even happens to be playing pretty well. Did you ever think in a kajillion years that C-Webb, one of the 10 greatest power forwards of all time, would lose his job to Shavlik Freaking Randolph? Meanwhile, Juwan Howard is a contract albatross in Houston, Jalen Rose can't get any minutes in Phoenix, and I think Jimmy King made me an Animal-style burger at In-N-Out last night. So much for the Fab Five."
-Bill Simmons, The Leastern Conference-